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When you can't swear,, whats your polite word of choice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mine tonight was 'Fudge'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fox

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By *cankeepMan over a year ago

Norwich

Has to be "Fitbin", invented by the guys at Viz magazine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flip or crikey or if it's really bad, blimey O'Riley.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Flip or crikey or if it's really bad, blimey O'Riley. "

Blimey O'Reilly is mine when there's ankle biters around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

feck n balls, has to be said together

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

basket when ive hit my thumb or fingers with something and the general knocks and bumps

if ive really hurt myself its out and i dont hide it either because it bloody hurts

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Fiddlesticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Fuck!...ooops! Shit!...ooops! Poo!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

goodness or crikey or flippin.

One of my children came out with a word of my using when we were in car a few years ago and it focussed me on finding suitable alternatives

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"mine tonight was 'Fudge'

I did this thread the other day and it died.

Alternative swears.

Mine are fudgesticks for fuck it. Erm. Sometimes says rats. Can't remember my others til they pop out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"mine tonight was 'Fudge'

I did this thread the other day and it died.

Alternative swears.

Mine are fudgesticks for fuck it. Erm. Sometimes says rats. Can't remember my others til they pop out! "

ah sorry i didnt see it

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"mine tonight was 'Fudge'

I did this thread the other day and it died.

Alternative swears.

Mine are fudgesticks for fuck it. Erm. Sometimes says rats. Can't remember my others til they pop out!

ah sorry i didnt see it

Not to worry, repetition is rather commonplace here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey

Goodness me

Crikey

Fiddkesticks.

Bar Steward

Yes, these are actual expressions I use in everyday life instead of

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ahhhh fook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bar steward!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bar steward!!!! "

lol clever i like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Badgers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shizer..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger jewel

Dag Namit scratch

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't swear anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is "bugger" not rude but "fuck" is. Never got that. Xx

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I use Flip more often than not...except when a 'fucks sake' just blurts out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh darn-nations

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is "bugger" not rude but "fuck" is. Never got that. Xx"

i get told off for saying bugger by my 5 yr old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mine tonight was 'Fudge'

Same

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"Bar steward!!!!

lol clever i like "

i had to use alcohol vendors as a certain 6 year old caught on to Bar stewards!!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bullicks

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By *ibanditMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I go biblical. "For the love of god." "Jesus Christ almight." This was tested recently when a balloon burst at work. Quite happy not to be a natural swearer, but when I put my mind to it, the fs and cs fly.

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By *andixxxMan over a year ago

Gloucester

Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh arse! P.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to replace swear words with the name of a vegetables

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By *uggarbunnyWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Ya pilchard. ...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Fuu-dge

Shh-ugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God damn diddly-doodily!

(Please somebody understand.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sugar

For goodness sake

Fudge

Bottoms

More often or not though I find myself muttering the swear word under my breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fudge is mines

get ur own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feck

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Sugar

For goodness sake

Fudge

Bottoms

More often or not though I find myself muttering the swear word under my breath

Fecking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the "Shut the Front Door" retort!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shizer..

me too have lived with Germans:-$

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By *eepfoughtMan over a year ago

Burnley

Frazzox. As in "Get frazzoxed". Often shortened to fraz.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

STRIKE A BLEEDIN' LIGHT!

Remember my ol' man yelling that after copping his thumb (donkeys years ago) while tinkering about under the bonnet of his old Triumph 2000

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Usually Rats or Jesus I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"fudge is mines

get ur own

eff off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feck or Sh1te lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Gosh', 'Goodnes', 'Crikey' and most commonly 'oh bums and willies'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say fudge too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sugar

fudge

bar..tender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shut the front door

Back the truck up

Who's in front?

Poop, pants, flip to name a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Four foot snakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Four foot snakes

LOL! That actually really made me laugh. Have to remember that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Gravy

Lil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frig it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Git or muppet.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bugger.... But it is sounds so wrong when said with anything but a British accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say Bugger.....but I do have a grammar school educated QE accent lol....so much so that when I say "Fuck" it actually sounds funny lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God damn diddly-doodily!

(Please somebody understand.)"

Giggle giggle

Ned!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gordon Bennett ! Who was he ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hijo de....

Mi cabon ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger or frig, although they're probably not strictly Queen's English themselves!

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

There's a choice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Giggle giggle

Ned!"

Thank goodness!

Stupid Sexy Flanders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just swear.

And deal with the blow back after.

But most know what I'm like.

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