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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago
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As we know, Mr Marmite is parody song writer in residence but I think he needs his own little ditty.....
Mr. Marmite
You write on here every night
And soon it flows, your clever prose
And when you type you're worth the hype
And every line is mighty fine
The box of Haribos
It quickly goes
Cos you're a pig face, Mr. Marmite
Mr. Marmite, you're a decent chap
Even with your dodgy flat cap
And position on the map
But why is your arse covered in rope
And where on earth is the soap
But we like you, Mr. Marmite
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to  "
You Tease 
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums 
Gimpoid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid "
so im on that naughty step - how long this time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time "
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp"
oh - rummaged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp
oh - rummaged "
It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp
oh - rummaged
It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think
Gimp"
makes me think of a bring and buy sale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp
oh - rummaged
It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think
Gimp
makes me think of a bring and buy sale "
Whatever floats ya Boat but thats a bit too Public for me 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp
oh - rummaged
It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think
Gimp
makes me think of a bring and buy sale
Whatever floats ya Boat but thats a bit too Public for me
Gimp"
i didnt say it floated my boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual fuck
errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to
You Tease
You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums
Gimpoid
so im on that naughty step - how long this time
Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman
Gimp
oh - rummaged "
Actually I like the sound of that! Hoping for a good rummaging later on!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or - An Ode to Shag!!
Oh Shag Tonight thou art devine
What canst I do to make thee mine?
Milk thy cock in Penge, or go
To asda, to buy thee Haribo?
Then feed thee sweeties one by one,
And have thou fuck me when thou'st done
Oh make me scream and shout with joy
Thou lovely, sexy, six-packed boy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As we know, Mr Marmite is parody song writer in residence but I think he needs his own little ditty.....
Mr. Marmite
You write on here every night
And soon it flows, your clever prose
And when you type you're worth the hype
And every line is mighty fine
The box of Haribos
It quickly goes
Cos you're a pig face, Mr. Marmite
Mr. Marmite, you're a decent chap
Even with your dodgy flat cap
And position on the map
But why is your arse covered in rope
And where on earth is the soap
But we like you, Mr. Marmite
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I am honoured sir! Outstanding effort |
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