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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Listening to the radio yesterday and they were reading out some corkers.

You can cover a goat in silk, but it's still a goat.

It doesn't matter how tall your grandfather was, you need to do your own growing.

Brilliant

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

You can cover a goat in silk, but it's still a goat.

Brilliant "

the american version of that is that you can put lipstick on a pig....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An Irish nurse I knew many years ago told me once that sausages contained "everything but the grunt"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You can cover a goat in silk, but it's still a goat.

Brilliant

the american version of that is that you can put lipstick on a pig...."

I believe that there are rednecks that actually do that

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By *uttyjonnMan  over a year ago

SEA

A fool with a tool is still..... a fool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a visual one from days gone by but i like the Irish PC virus. The gist of it was that they are PC illiterate so photocopy it, send it to a friend and have them install it themselves.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like never trust a Leprechaun with cum on his face.

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"

You can cover a goat in silk, but it's still a goat.

Brilliant

the american version of that is that you can put lipstick on a pig...."

..... but it's still Sarah Palin.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

In an Irish accent

"What would be the best way to Cork from here?"

"Would that be driving or walking?"

"Driving"

"Ah, that would be the best way"

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