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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..  "
Couldn't you manage a quick fumble in his car before work?
Women today! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"
I love the block button |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange.. "
Dare you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange.. "
Is that what's known as 'pulling a dickie?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..
Dare you
Nah I quite like my job  "
ooh work n sex no no no not a good idea!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure your boss will understand. He might even fancy being involved 
It's a she and I doubt it "
Give the guy HER number and have an easier day at work tomorrow?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about if i ask you on Friday evening? 
Earlyish, so you have plenty of time to get yerself ready?
I don't meet without seeing a face pic  "
 That do yer? |
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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago
Gran Canaria |
"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange.. "
Pfffft! (That was me spitting out my Diet Coke by the way) Miss C. Xx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..
Pfffft! (That was me spitting out my Diet Coke by the way) Miss C. Xx"
Don't waste the vodka |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"your going to prioritise work over a flange spreading sausage? Yo're hired! seriously if you ever need a job, you're obviously not the type to phone in with the slightest ailment...."
I phone in sick when I'm sick if I want a duvet day I take flex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin
Are you sure it's not Colin they're after?"
That's what I was thinking. He's got that certain something going on. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it...  instead I'm at work like a good girl 
That first sentence made me feel slighty ill. I'm not a ketchup fan "
Nor am I espically flange ketchup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it... instead I'm at work like a good girl
That first sentence made me feel slighty ill. I'm not a ketchup fan
Ughhh haha
Nor am I espically flange ketchup "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange.. "
such a lovely flange though  |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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"At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"
I love the block button "
Imagine! Someone telling you they wanted to fuck you! And on a Swinging site too!!!
*Totters off for a quick lie down in a darkened room*
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"
I love the block button
Imagine! Someone telling you they wanted to fuck you! And on a Swinging site too!!!
*Totters off for a quick lie down in a darkened room*
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Switches light on and say you alright in there |
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