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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Car park spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are too small.

Wise words from a female friend of mine...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Busses... You wait ages for one, and then 3 turn up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not everyone wanna be in a relationship. I prefer and like being single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or their miles away and you really can't be arsed to drag all your crap that far across a car park while having to pass all the better spaces even though their taken and wondering what if you'd got there just a few hours earlier !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men are like.....Snowstorms

You never know when he's comming

how many inches you'll get

or how long he will last

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Busses... You wait ages for one, and then 3 turn up! "
erm.. that's what happens with ladies too...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are like.....Snowstorms

You never know when he's comming

how many inches you'll get

or how long he will last

"
Remember, women don't need to last in the bed, its all down to the man lol.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Men are like golfers.

It takes them a couple of tries to find the hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are like.....Snowstorms

You never know when he's comming

how many inches you'll get

or how long he will last

Remember, women don't need to last in the bed, its all down to the man lol."

Men are like DVDs

After 3 days you want to return them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Car park spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are too small.

Wise words from a female friend of mine..."

Always plenty disabled ones free though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are like.....Snowstorms

You never know when he's comming

how many inches you'll get

or how long he will last

Remember, women don't need to last in the bed, its all down to the man lol.

Men are like DVDs

After 3 days you want to return them "
Yes maibe the title movie wasn't good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men are like.....Snowstorms

You never know when he's comming

how many inches you'll get

or how long he will last

Lol,telling her that one.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Car park spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are too small.

Wise words from a female friend of mine...

Always plenty disabled ones free though

I shouldn't of laughed but I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not taken, and i'm pretty good (so i'm told)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine, some turn into vinegar , the best improve with age.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I'm not taken, and i'm pretty good (so i'm told)

Pull up to my bumper baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more like the vintage cars of old, i only rally once a year even then i have to be started by hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....A fine wine.

I'm kind of corked.

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By *lackHardDickMan over a year ago

London

"Men are like golfers.

It takes them a couple of tries to find the hole.

Am like Tiger Woods "hole in one"

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

See the postcard on my avatar. I saw it and it made me think of Fab...

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

...women, just better!

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