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Site features that should be implemented
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Let's keep it lighthearted so my suggestion is a report for drama queen option.
A local female profile over a year old, no meet veris just one cam always posting about meets and being horny then following with something along the lines of "lol the guys here need to put their dummies back in" |
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"Along the lines of?
Do I sense an actual occurrence?"
Along the lines of what feature/s would you add to the site if you were in charge but in jest like mandatory red nose day pictures or a search by beverage option. Coffee drinkers only within 20 miles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spell check
Avatars should not be sexual.. Save them for your profile."
THIS! This is the only forum I use that you can't choose the avatar in that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some type of cleverness search...that could find the profiles with wit and charm
A filter to hide all close up pictures of cock or vag
An 'I've already viewed this profile checkbox'
A word/character minimum for initial messages
A bad grammar/spelling/text speak filter
A time enforced minimum to view a profile before you can contact
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Either an option to hide all close-up cock avatars (or close-up fanny avs) - seriously, sometimes I open my mailbox and I'm confronted by a row of cocks belonging to total strangers. I want to gouge my own eyes out sometimes - or a button on each profile to hide that person's avatar from me, in messages and on the fora.
I can choose not to look at a profile but in my mailbox and on the fora, avs are rather shoved in my face. There are some I would much rather not see. |
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Everyone here gets a certain amount of data to use, once you've used your allocation up you cant post shit stories anymore.
One day, like fossil fuel, all the internet will be used up and we'll be gutted then. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Everyone here gets a certain amount of data to use, once you've used your allocation up you cant post shit stories anymore.
One day, like fossil fuel, all the internet will be used up and we'll be gutted then."
It's true!!
Internet paper comes from Internet trees, highly susceptible to global warming.
And the ink comes from Internet squids - an endangered species! 
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You can doodle your own thing to replace someone else's avs or pics, if you can't automatically press a button to cleanse fan of all those you've blocked, heard enough from or find unpalatable at that time or forever more.
Forum threads are coded by type. You choose your interests for the day, week etc. Fan suggests post topics to be written about, rewarding users with glitter or something shiny, if it satisfies others.
The actual price you pay at lovehoney or fab for membership could automatically adjust, up or down, depending on your net value as a user. Gobby people like me could find hikes due to bandwidth wastage or poor style sense for a Wednesday.
Bonus prizes for consecutive days logins or percentage of messages replied to.
Penalties are applied for misdemeanors. Guys have to use gloryholes - it could be the person of their dreams or tag and feathers |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A Jukebox.
So much fun to be had picking tunes for forum threads.
Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You ain't seen nothin yet" for the 'look at my huge cock!' threads.
Carly Simons "Your so vain" for the 'please fab my pics' ones.
And Frank Sinatra's "That's Life" for all the 'why can't I get any meets/nobody replies to my messages/why are single guys charges more to get in clubs' threads!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A "Look I said No!" Button so that those who insist on meesaging back "but why?" Get:
A 12 hour message ban.
A jolly roger flag on their account next to the name as a warning to others.
All pics are blacked out during the ban to help them control the raging boner that needs sucking now / gushing "wide on" that needs a seeing to.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Pastel or Paisley profile backgrounds for the bi/curious guys.
A revolving door for the create/delete/repeat profiles.
A bear pit instead of the naughty step for forum misbehavers!!
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