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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Following on from the super power thread, what mundane super power would you have?

Mine would be to be able to clean small goldfish bowls by looking at them or to be able to draw curtains without touching them, however I'd have to be within touching distance of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To recall, by telekinesis, the crumpet that fell and rolled down the side of the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To instantly know, using the power of my mind, where I put my keys and my phone.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

To erect flat pack furniture just by looking at it.

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By *eepfoughtMan over a year ago

Burnley

The ability to disrupt the signals of mobile phone users in nearby cars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the ability to put a huge discount on shoes i want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electric shock.

Parking wardens that feel ur tyre is over the line by an inch even tho it is outside ur own house and pay £100yr to park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd want the power to complete light gardening tasks: ing, cutting the grass, trimming hedges and putting plants in without moving from the patio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

De-tousle girls' hair when the frizzy sets in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To erect flat pack furniture just by looking at it.

That would be quite an epic super power! You'd be IKEA girl, your trusty Allan key by your side no computer desk is beyond your prowess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To safely disable the cars of people who phone /text and drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power to do the washing up just by looking at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To make stupid people turn around, walk away and talk to someone else.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This reminds me of the film Mystery Men, where everyone had duff super powers and the heroes in Kick Arse 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to charge my phone by thought alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be able to find a sharpened pencil by just opening a drawer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To make my hair not look like a fucking mess all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power of nepotism. For the superhero on the upper class spectrum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To instantly know, using the power of my mind, where I put my keys and my phone."

Ah, the power of flank-patting!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I would have heightened sarcasm and enhanced irony.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about the super power of incredible hindsight! Captain Hindsight to the rescue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To be able to walk backwards safely without tripping over anything

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

id like the power to remove all my body hair and make my penis work properly

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

The power not only to walk in heels without resembling a new born Bambi type but for them not to kill my feet in the process. Curse my skinny ankles and high instep.

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