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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Set the scene, then the next poster names the cliché that occurs 9/10 times.
2 gangsters meet in a car in a rundown, deserted area to discuss a problem they have. Slow music plays in the background and: |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
I have had too much vodka! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
Jean Claude pulls out a fully loaded Belgium sausage and says......
I have had too much vodka! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
Jean Claude pulls out a fully loaded Belgium sausage and says......
I have had too much vodka! "
Oh he might be Dutch lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
Jean Claude pulls out a fully loaded Belgium sausage and says......
I have had too much vodka!
Oh he might be Dutch lol "
Nope he's from Belgium, hence 'the muscles from Brussels' |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
"Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
I have had too much vodka! "
camera pans away to show gratuitous shots of London eye tower bridge and the Houses of Parliament with a red London bus just so you know it's set in London |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Guy Ritchie buys the screen play and casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to play the lead characters.
The film is financed completely by the sale of pirate DVD's and product placement. Hence Jean Claude Van Damme in socks and sandals and a bottle of Coors!
I have had too much vodka! camera pans away to show gratuitous shots of London eye tower bridge and the Houses of Parliament with a red London bus just so you know it's set in London "
Enter Keira Knightly (the love interest) who despite voice coaching from Danny Dyer insists on delivering all three of her lines in a very clipped very 1920's radio broadcaster English accent.
It takes 2 whole days to film her in various poses and with various special effects. |
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