Say to a woman "I bet you a drink that i can guess when you were born from touching your breasts"
Then carry on touching them until she gets fed up and says "come on tell me when was I born"
Answer "yesterday" |
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"What a filthy girl like you doing in a nice place like this... Wait! No, I meant... can I try that again?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
"I'm going to the bar, what can I get you?"
but the all time top of the list chat-up line has to be...
"Hello." |
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""What a filthy girl like you doing in a nice place like this... Wait! No, I meant... can I try that again?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
"I'm going to the bar, what can I get you?"
but the all time top of the list chat-up line has to be...
"Hello.""
the top one was used on me, made me laugh, and as we were both waithing at the bar to be served started chatting, ended up taking him home, and him not leaving till the following evening, still friends 6 yrs later,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are clearly a 9.5/10 and here we only allow 6/10 maximum.
Your account will be Closed unless you reply to this message with your name, your favorite flower, how many Monster munch you can fit in your mouth at once and if you prefer Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.
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"I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are clearly a 9.5/10 and here we only allow 6/10 maximum.
Your account will be Closed unless you reply to this message with your name, your favorite flower, how many Monster munch you can fit in your mouth at once and if you prefer Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.
The End "
I had that today!!! |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"Say to a woman "I bet you a drink that i can guess when you were born from touching your breasts"
Then carry on touching them until she gets fed up and says "come on tell me when was I born"
Answer "yesterday""
Thats fucking ace  . If you have tried this one - *high 5* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe we could go out, have a nice dinner and I could book us a room somewhere.
I don't think my husband would like that.
Fine. It'll just be you and me then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It wasn't deliberate, and not so much of a chat up line, but...
In a nightclub, me and my mate were approached by a very fit, gorgeous guy. He asked our names and I was half asleep (d*unk-ish) so my mate said her name and my name.
I didn't say anything.
He asked if I couldn't speak?
So I signed something to my mate as a joke (I know the sign language alphabet).
The guy was mortified and embarrassed and very apologetic!
So I laughed and said, or I could just talk to you directly?
Yeah we ended up fucking against a wall on the beach a couple of hours later. Yum. |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Quite unintentional but was chatting to a female work colleague in a lunch break about pets.
She is a cat lover and said there is nothing more relaxing than a good movie, a bag of popcorn and stroking my kitty. . . . As soon as the word "kitty"left her lips she realised what she had said. . . . Her face went redder than a baboons ass !
The mouthful of coffee I had ended up all over the canteen. . . |
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