Great epitaphs

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just heard this one.

Here lies the body of Buck Cannon

If he ain't gone to hell there's no point having the place

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spike Milligan.

I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here lies the body of buffalo bill

He never worked and he never will

By *oconut2Woman over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Here lies the body of a man named Jock,

He had a corkscrew cock,

He searched the world from pole to pole to find a girl with a corkscrew hole,

Alas when he found her he dropped down dead because her hole was a lefthand thread !!

By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Under This Sod Lies Another" . . . That's what I want on my grave !

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just heard this one.

Here lies the body of Buck Cannon

If he ain't gone to hell th

ere's no point having the place"

John Le Mesurier. I have finally conked out.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my arse

By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

On a gravestone in Welland churchyard

Here lies the body of Fanny Handy

Very true