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Most unglamorous Fabbing?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So tonight I've dusted, hoovered and cleaned the kitchen, fish tank & toilet while dipping in and out of Fab. Had a nice conversation with one person while on my hands and knees in front of the toilet pan merrily scrubbing away with bleach in one hand, phone in the other  (I know how to party on a Friday night hey?)
I can't be the only one like this (or maybe I can!?!) so when have you been Fabbing in the most unglamorous or unappealing circumstances?
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Most of the time I'm on fab at home I'm slobbed out on the sofa in my tatty dressing gown or PJs...kinda reminds me of the sex lines where it's a 97 year old with her knitting by the phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of the time I'm on fab at home I'm slobbed out on the sofa in my tatty dressing gown or PJs...kinda reminds me of the sex lines where it's a 97 year old with her knitting by the phone "
Thought you always messaged from that dungeon that you had built? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before I message anyone, I put on full makeup, get my hair and nails done and put on the sexiest lingere. Sexy perfume everywhere.
Then I tidy my bedroom, recline on the bed in the most seductive pose I can think of, and spread my legs before sending a well crafted message.
"Wanna fuk?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before I message anyone, I put on full makeup, get my hair and nails done and put on the sexiest lingere. Sexy perfume everywhere.
Then I tidy my bedroom, recline on the bed in the most seductive pose I can think of, and spread my legs before sending a well crafted message.
"Wanna fuk?""
No hat?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am also always sat here, all glammed up in sexy undies and hair done, just waiting for guys to come ravish me.
Am honestly not sat here in grey shorts, animal from the muppets pyjama top, and huge bags under my eyes, having a fag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am also always sat here, all glammed up in sexy undies and hair done, just waiting for guys to come ravish me.
Am honestly not sat here in grey shorts, animal from the muppets pyjama top, and huge bags under my eyes, having a fag."
We categorically do not have matching pj tops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before I message anyone, I put on full makeup, get my hair and nails done and put on the sexiest lingere. Sexy perfume everywhere.
Then I tidy my bedroom, recline on the bed in the most seductive pose I can think of, and spread my legs before sending a well crafted message.
"Wanna fuk?"
No hat? "
The hat is purely to keep my identity secret during photos.
Do you think I should wear it on meets? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I never go on Fab in old leggings with a hole in and a tartan shirt and with my legs halfway up the wall while I'm led on the sofa with a plastic bag on my head since I'm in the middle of dying my roots. Honest. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Most of the time I'm on fab at home I'm slobbed out on the sofa in my tatty dressing gown or PJs...kinda reminds me of the sex lines where it's a 97 year old with her knitting by the phone
Thought you always messaged from that dungeon that you had built? "
I'm obviously convincing then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am also always sat here, all glammed up in sexy undies and hair done, just waiting for guys to come ravish me.
Am honestly not sat here in grey shorts, animal from the muppets pyjama top, and huge bags under my eyes, having a fag.
We categorically do not have matching pj tops "
Cool. 
I have 2 sets of animal pyjamas though. And many pairs of animal socks. HBU? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't wear a slinky nighty and a hoody over pj bottoms (especially when they don't match) whilst browsing fab. I'm always immaculate and dolled up in lingerie whilst on here.  |
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"Before I message anyone, I put on full makeup, get my hair and nails done and put on the sexiest lingere. Sexy perfume everywhere.
Then I tidy my bedroom, recline on the bed in the most seductive pose I can think of, and spread my legs before sending a well crafted message.
"Wanna fuk?"
No hat?
The hat is purely to keep my identity secret during photos.
Do you think I should wear it on meets?"
Don't wear the hat..mrs _ardbelly caused some scaffolders to get rather hot in hers on a shoot ?.but it could have been the heels and shorts ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before I message anyone, I put on full makeup, get my hair and nails done and put on the sexiest lingere. Sexy perfume everywhere.
Then I tidy my bedroom, recline on the bed in the most seductive pose I can think of, and spread my legs before sending a well crafted message.
"Wanna fuk?""
 I soooo hope this one is true  |
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"So tonight I've dusted, hoovered and cleaned the kitchen, fish tank & toilet while dipping in and out of Fab. Had a nice conversation with one person while on my hands and knees in front of the toilet pan merrily scrubbing away with bleach in one hand, phone in the other (I know how to party on a Friday night hey?)
I can't be the only one like this (or maybe I can!?!) so when have you been Fabbing in the most unglamorous or unappealing circumstances?
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As Bowie famously said
I know when to go out,I know when to stay in to get things done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I enjoy messaging people while trying to have a wank at the same time..its a bit of a task but do able..and it also helps my messages sound more creative..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people seem to message me from the bog at work 
Oh I'm always on fab while on the bog, its the modern day news paper "
I hope you wipe your bum on the sun..? I hate that fucking newspaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don my suit of shining armour to rescue the fair maidens of Fabland. With my trusty white steed, my shield of truth and my sword of justice, I smite the haters and ne'er do wells.
No picture to out of focussed to be fabbed.
No comment to inane to fawn over.
No profile too brief to get a wink.
Because the ladies love it and eventually my persistence will pay off.
Sir Marmite of Cadalot |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I never go on Fab in old leggings with a hole in and a tartan shirt and with my legs halfway up the wall while I'm led on the sofa with a plastic bag on my head since I'm in the middle of dying my roots. Honest."
You fibber ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people seem to message me from the bog at work
Oh I'm always on fab while on the bog, its the modern day news paper
I hope you wipe your bum on the sun..? I hate that fucking newspaper"
No I used the screen |
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"Most of the time I'm on fab at home I'm slobbed out on the sofa in my tatty dressing gown or PJs...kinda reminds me of the sex lines where it's a 97 year old with her knitting by the phone "
Nearly choked laughing there. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"during the evening I'm usually letting it all hang out in my onesie with my hair scraped back in a ponytail, sexy ~ NOT!"
you let us be the judge of that |
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I am currently relaxing in my matching lacy lingerie set and silky slip, make up on, just awaiting the many "meet now" messages a Friday night brings.
I am most definitely not in my grubby pjs feeling totally stuffed after wolfing down a Chinese |
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