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"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has a knife " Seven is a registered six offender. | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her." Had to read it three times  | |||
"Too many threads full of good jokes, I want to hear the worst ones. Post them here "Lenny Henry is on BBC One. | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times "Some people take a lot longer than that. One of my favourite silly joke though  | |||
"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times "Some people take a lot longer than that. One of my favourite silly joke though | |||
"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times "Some people take a lot longer than that. One of my favourite silly joke though | |||
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"Two nuns in the bath. One says, "where's the soap?", the other one says, "yes, it does doesn't it". " thats one of my favourites | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times "Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one " | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one "Read it tons of times and still dont get it! Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
..."Had to read it out loud to get it - its brilliant | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
"That's the one-eyed git  | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" To Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
That's the one-eyed git
"OMG still took a minute, even with the answer given | |||
"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one "I have literally has to read that over and over but I finally got it!!! lol | |||
"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" To Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
That's the one-eyed git
OMG still took a minute, even with the answer given "It's for bad jokes not blonde ones | |||
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"2 Parrots on a perch. one tirns to the other and says "can you smell fish?"" Tuts ....... | |||
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"2 Parrots on a perch. one tirns to the other and says "can you smell fish?" Tuts ......." Nice tuts. | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" To Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
That's the one-eyed git
OMG still took a minute, even with the answer given
It's for bad jokes not blonde ones"I still don't get it? | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
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Had to read it out loud to get it - its brilliant"Got it now, but also had to read it out loud | |||
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"Here's a 10 Pinter I heard years ago, had me chuckling for days. More the mental image then anything. 2 women looking into a Dress shop window. One say's to the other "That's the one I'd get" Cyclops came out and battered her. Had to read it three times
Me too. And it's not a bad joke, it's a brilliant one
Read it tons of times and still dont get it!
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Had to read it out loud to get it - its brilliant
Got it now, but also had to read it out loud "Somebody please explain this to me? I'm lost  I feel left out because I'm a dumb shit | |||
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"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause " or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke | |||
"Read it as "one eyed get" and u will see the joke." Ok I get it now xD | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke "Surely not? | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? "haha fuckoff | |||
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"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? haha fuckoff "Not even a smirk, look....  | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? haha fuckoff
Not even a smirk, look.... "winds getting up | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? haha fuckoff
Not even a smirk, look.... winds getting up "Hold onto them glasses then!!!  | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? haha fuckoff
Not even a smirk, look.... winds getting up
Hold onto them glasses then!!! "ok where's that white flag waving emoticon | |||
"A bear walks in a pub and says ". Could I have a. ......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........,,, .......,,,,,,,,,,,, ....pint please. The barman says. Why the big pause or is that long pause. Anyway I've killed the joke
Surely not? haha fuckoff
Not even a smirk, look.... winds getting up
Hold onto them glasses then!!! ok where's that white flag waving emoticon "Noo, it's your turn to be dom this week, I give up!! | |||
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"What do you call a 18 lesbians piled on top of each other?? A block of Flaps! "Couldn't help laughing at that | |||
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"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked" made me larf u did | |||
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"Read it as "one eyed get" and u will see the joke. Ok I get it now xD " giggidy | |||
"Why did Edward Woodward have three D ,s in his name ? Because otherwise he d have been Ewar woowar " There's 4 D's in his name though? | |||
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? He had his dick caught in a chicken." pmsl.haha | |||
"Why did Edward Woodward have three D ,s in his name ? Because otherwise he d have been Ewar woowar There's 4 D's in his name though? "Lol I stand corrected | |||
"What do you call a woman who can carry a tray of beer whilst completing a 147 break at snooker?" Still no takers? | |||
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"What do you call a woman who can carry a tray of beer whilst completing a 147 break at snooker? Still no takers?" had to delve into the depths of my brain! 'Beer tricks potter'! | |||
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"What do you call a woman who can carry a tray of beer whilst completing a 147 break at snooker? Still no takers? had to delve into the depths of my brain! 'Beer tricks potter'! "Yay | |||
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"Why don't Winnie the Pooh wear socks and shoes. Cause hes got bear feet.lol" We'll tell this to the kids (without saying where we heard it, of course) | |||
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved" I laughed way too much at this | |||
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"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man replies, "No, just having a shit." " LMAO | |||
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved I laughed way too much at this "Haha I know, even me | |||
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"Why did Edward Woodward have three D ,s in his name ? Because otherwise he d have been Ewar woowar There's 4 D's in his name though?
Lol I stand corrected "What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward. | |||
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"2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, do you know how to drive this thing? ". lmfao | |||
"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Satisfying!" . lol | |||
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Q:How do you get them out?
A: Doritos!!!!
Friend in work told me this I looked at him like this for 20 minutes | |||
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"don't get it.??" Are you trying to get me to bite lol? Blended Babies = dip for doritos | |||
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Its a bit abstract but made me giggle | |||
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