I was reading the fudge thread and I made me ponder what words you lovely lot use in place of expletives?
I often mutter 'fudgesticks' under my breath rather than fuck it. (unless I'm talking about my foo foo...Aka cunt)
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When my first born was about two before I realised just how quickly kids pick up on words I used to swear alot n one thing I used to say was oh ffs until I heard her say oh for fussys sake  |
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"I use one I made up...
Pishetto (pee-shet-o)
Means piece of shit!"
I like it.
My best friend and I have words with random meanings. Like crocodile for an unfortunate looking person. Used them more frequently in our bitchy youth mind. |
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"I use one I made up...
Pishetto (pee-shet-o)
Means piece of shit!
I like it.
My best friend and I have words with random meanings. Like crocodile for an unfortunate looking person. Used them more frequently in our bitchy youth mind. "
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"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say
" good gravy "
Lol 
Can't swear - what do u do?
I am head of the ministry of politeness lol "
Well, someone has to do it! |
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"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say
" good gravy "
Lol
Can't swear - what do u do?
I am head of the ministry of politeness lol
You're a MOP Head?"
Mop head! That might be introduced into the rotation! |
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I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot
I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that! |
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"I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot
I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that! "
Dagnabit is my alternative for damn. |
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"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say
" good gravy "
Lol
Can't swear - what do u do?
I am head of the ministry of politeness lol
You're a MOP Head?"
Or head MOP
Curse those acronyms lol |
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horsefeathers! and custard! both words that can be said with a lot of emphasis, my mum used to use them as 1of my brothers was a sod for repeating naughty words, Iv had to bring them back into use as my 3 yr old is just the same.x |
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"I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot
I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that!
Dagnabit is my alternative for damn. "
I never really saw my father as a child, rare occasions when he happened to be in my Nan's the same time but I remember he used to say golden Bennett or Gordon Bennett could never work out what exactly it was! |
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I went from a posh school to working on civil engineering sites, where the urgency of any request was measured only in the number of 'fucks' or 'fuckings' in any given sentence.
Then when I went into the design office, with loads of delicate ladies and I had to switch pretty sharpish. Even now everything is 'Blimey' this and 'Golly' or 'Gosh' that. When I hit my thumb it tends to be 'Oh FFFfffffff-for goodness SAKE'
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I use frizzle instead of fuck when I'm at work or around my daughter or if I'm really annoyed you can find me shouting OH BUNGLE!!! Lol copied that one off my nephew who's 4 dunno where it comes from but it works x |
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"There is a world where people don't actually swear???  Fuck.. if any of you cunts take me there, I will slap 50 shades of shit out of you  "
Unfortunately I have to at work. I've let a couple slip out in the past and been slapped on the wrist!
I like oh bungle. Might also add that in to the rotation! |
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