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over a year ago
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Here's a pic of my girlfriend
It's the only pic I got
Maybe one day you will meet her
She always seems to work a lot
*
Come and pop round, she'll be home soon
Likely in an hour or two
We can watch porn while we wait here
I'm hoping I can watch you
Maybe I can wank you off too
******
We could play for my girlfriend
Better off we practice first
I won't tell if you fuck me
Be quick, my heavy balls might burst
*
I'm a couple, err we're a couple
Text her, she can't talk right now
We are playful, I'll take a mouthful
I'm straight you know, it says here
Cum round, I'll pour you a beer
*****
Don't you look at my friendslist
It seems to be rammed full of cock
You can believe in my girlfriend
What you like? She'll do the lot
*
Come and see me, just before tea
Quick before the wife gets home
Here's my address for your sat nav
You'll find the postcodes not true
But I've had my wank over you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When is your CD coming out?  "
Now from JML - Mix it up with Marmite.
Featuring all time classics such as:
Its all about the Face,
'Bout the Face Pic Friday.
So this is Bromance
Breakfast with a "Couple"
And Figure it out - the lament of the single guys.
99p in all good stores.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When is your CD coming out?
Now from JML - Mix it up with Marmite.
Featuring all time classics such as:
Its all about the Face,
'Bout the Face Pic Friday.
So this is Bromance
Breakfast with a "Couple"
And Figure it out - the lament of the single guys.
99p in all good stores. "
I'd buy it!
(I like this new thread...the other was starting to get a bit...odd?!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a pic of my girlfriend
It's the only pic I got
Maybe one day you will meet her
She always seems to work a lot
*
Come and pop round, she'll be home soon
Likely in an hour or two
We can watch porn while we wait here
I'm hoping I can watch you
Maybe I can wank you off too
******
We could play for my girlfriend
Better off we practice first
I won't tell if you fuck me
Be quick, my heavy balls might burst
*
I'm a couple, err we're a couple
Text her, she can't talk right now
We are playful, I'll take a mouthful
I'm straight you know, it says here
Cum round, I'll pour you a beer
*****
Don't you look at my friendslist
It seems to be rammed full of cock
You can believe in my girlfriend
What you like? She'll do the lot
*
Come and see me, just before tea
Quick before the wife gets home
Here's my address for your sat nav
You'll find the postcodes not true
But I've had my wank over you..."
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