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Who has the best joke.
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"C'mon share it with us. " My penis is pretty laughable  | |||
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"My wife rang me at work. She said, "Two packages arrived today. The first was your Playstation 3 and the second is the new Rampant Rabbit vibrator we ordered. I can't wait for you to get home and play with me for hours." I said, "You'll be lucky... I only ordered one controller."" lol! Brilliant!!!!  | |||
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"the police just knocked on my door and said my dog had chased someone on a bike, i said dont be fucking stupid he dosent have a bike " | |||
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 ... it's funnier on Facebook. | |||
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"I was trying to think of a new password for my email so put "mywillie" .... It said it wasn't long enough "LMFAO!!! | |||
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" Who has the best joke : The Labour Party." | |||
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"A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mum, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”" pmsl | |||
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"What's pink and hangs out your pants? Your mum." belly laugh!! Nice one | |||
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" I Was in bed with my Japanese girlfriend, when I happened to remark that her fanny was getting a bit baggy.. She lost it and screamed, "You always CLITTYSIZING!"" | |||
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"what have a married man and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common? they both get pissed off after a while." | |||
"A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mum, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”pmsl " | |||
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"Not sure if she's a tranny? Hope for the breast. Prepare for the wurst "Hahaha! | |||
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