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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just wondering other lies you may have found out...
Lie number: there are more men than women in the world... big lie! they didn't include the fab world!
What's yours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.
Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past. |
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The old swallowing one - chewing gum, not cum. As a naughty kid I used to swallow bits of it to test it out. When nothing did, I decided to make my own rules. Maybe it's still all inside me, wrapped around some organ or blocking a digestive channel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my parents were children, their parents never had to lock their doors when they went out.
Partly true - anything good had been nicked because they forgot to lock the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.
Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past."
When i was about 14 I actually pressed the button and didn't walk across. Went and got in the car round the corner then went to drive past the crossing. The police stopped us and told me off for pressing it. So while I didn't get arrested, I've never done it again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.
Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past.
When i was about 14 I actually pressed the button and didn't walk across. Went and got in the car round the corner then went to drive past the crossing. The police stopped us and told me off for pressing it. So while I didn't get arrested, I've never done it again "
Really? Maybe it is actually true then?
I'm a good girl now and always wait for the lights to change.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
warrington |
"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x"
thats kinda what does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.
Eating crusts make your hair curl."
I got hair straighteners for my Christmas one year and was still told to eat my crusts "otherwise how will you know the straighteners work?!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandad told us he used to work on a spitfire as a cook in the war. Which we believed until I saw what a spitfire looked like at school a few years later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a bid to get me to eat guacamole, my mum used to tell me she could see patterns on my tongue (the american flag, pink stars on a purple background... I was 5). So imagine little Mimieux at a party (aged 9) eating guacamole and sticking my tongue out so everyone could see the patterns...
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"In a bid to get me to eat guacamole, my mum used to tell me she could see patterns on my tongue (the american flag, pink stars on a purple background... I was 5). So imagine little Mimieux at a party (aged 9) eating guacamole and sticking my tongue out so everyone could see the patterns...
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Why on earth would anyone force a child to eat Guacamole? That is just child cruelty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think society needs to be very careful about what they tell kids.
Especially from a young age.
By saying some of these things they start to understand that contempt exists and that doesn't go anywhere good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For a school biology project I had to explain where babies came from. The teacher told us to ask our relatives.
I asked greatgrandma and she said "They are found under a gooseberry bush"
I asked Grandma and she said "A stork delivers them"
I asked mum and she said "You collect them from the hospital"
I wrote in my project "There has been no sexual intercourse in my family for 3 generations...."
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x
thats kinda what does "
ha ha, the rain and ice particles in the clouds bang together and charge the particles. The positive and negative separate and often a spark jumps between the two this causes the air to expand rapidly making the bang. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That there are sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots the way to go . spent a full flight to Switzerland nose pressed against the window "
...and? I am sure you were counting them as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That there are sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots the way to go . spent a full flight to Switzerland nose pressed against the window
...and? I am sure you were counting them as well "
Didn't find any witch confused me no end lol I was five x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x
thats kinda what does
ha ha, the rain and ice particles in the clouds bang together and charge the particles. The positive and negative separate and often a spark jumps between the two this causes the air to expand rapidly making the bang. "
Ooooh so there's some sciency truth to the fib |
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"For a school biology project I had to explain where babies came from. The teacher told us to ask our relatives.
I asked greatgrandma and she said "They are found under a gooseberry bush"
I asked Grandma and she said "A stork delivers them"
I asked mum and she said "You collect them from the hospital"
I wrote in my project "There has been no sexual intercourse in my family for 3 generations...."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being asked by daughter what was those noise u were making last night & told her she was dreaming shhh x"
But I am sure you'll be conscious of that when next she "dreams" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr was told as a child by many family members he had a chicken leg and he believed it for a long time, even extended family got in and played him haha.
Another was that babies come from eating seeds (taken from my mum eating seeds trying to get pregnant with my youngest sister, I was 5) |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Elbow grease was something you borrowed from a neighbour ... As I a child I was ask to go ask for some "
That's brought back a great memory: One of us was told to ask the butcher for chicken lips and did just that. Not revealing which one of us did this but it wasn't me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men are bastards.
No, this thread is called LIES We Were Told
Sorry fellas. Haha
Someone once told me their blatantly orange towel is actually pink.
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She shoots, she scores!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was told this by my dad, I was only about 5 and the teacher asked us what we had learnt during the holidays so I put my hand yup and said this needless to say the teacher laughed and still asks about haggis every time I see her |
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My mum told us as kids (4 of us) she knows when we're lying because our pupils get bigger and we firmly believed it, wasn't till I was in my teens I figured out she knew who was lying because it was the one who wouldn't look at her in case their pupils were big. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum told us as kids (4 of us) she knows when we're lying because our pupils get bigger and we firmly believed it, wasn't till I was in my teens I figured out she knew who was lying because it was the one who wouldn't look at her in case their pupils were big."
This
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't dry between your toes you will get webbed feet.
If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off."
Haven't heard that before... Have tried it yet? hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mother told some whoppers in her time, like salt made you food Cold, my sister still believes it to this day!!"
You never know, mums are always right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That if you eat the pips in an apple, a tree will start growing inside you.watermelon seeds"
...watermelon won't that bad compared to an apple though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa Claus is real !
What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo 
I know I thought he worked with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny?"
Don't!! My sister being the way she is, we were never allowed presents in our room at Christmas, why would you let a strange man in our bedroom?! To this day I've never had a stocking on my bed (well I regularly have two on it now but not filled with presents!) even when she knew the truth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa Claus is real !
What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo
I know I thought he worked with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny?
Don't!! My sister being the way she is, we were never allowed presents in our room at Christmas, why would you let a strange man in our bedroom?! To this day I've never had a stocking on my bed (well I regularly have two on it now but not filled with presents!) even when she knew the truth "
Aww, bless you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you tell lies yer nose gets like pinnochios.. Still waiting for it to appear.
Oooh jimminey cricket. Lol"
If it hasn't happened, then you haven't told a lie... |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I told my first daughter when she was a toddler that when the icecream van played the tune that Meant he had none left . . . I was five before I found out my real name wasn't Little Bugger
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