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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So get your favorite Chuckisms out 
Chuck once kicked a horse in the head and that's how giraffes were created 
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"So get your favorite Chuckisms out
Chuck once kicked a horse in the head and that's how giraffes were created
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter "
chuck norris was up for the lead character "jack bauer" in the hit tv show series 24..... but they had to recast when he solves the mystery and killed all the baddies in 42 minutes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
A few I like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for acting because Chuck Norris is never acting "
...like..
Chuck Morris doesn't masterbate about Hot women..
...Chuck Norris masterbates about Chuck Norris. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under the bed n in the wardrobe for me! Haha |
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