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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Openly admit it - being loud n proud

Ground open up and swallow you hoping no one notices

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Blame it on someone else's dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Openly admit it - being loud n proud

Ground open up and swallow you hoping no one notices"

Don't need to admit it, it's often obvious.

I'm like an old biddy who just doesn't care any more...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it out of badness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Confined spaces are best,, lifts or in a car with the windows shut,, haha,, that's real evil at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loud and proud in guy mode.

Silently in femme.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Option 2! But then, I avoid it when i'm in 'public'. I don't think I farted in the same room as my ex in 6 years. Apart from perhaps when I was sleeping, but that couldn't be helped!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Hate it and moan profusely, unless it's mine of course.

Him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run quickly out the room to relieve one...'goes red and apologises if done by accident like sneeze and fart ! *swallow me up ground !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prrrrrrp!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

announce i am going to fart, fart, then beam proudly

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

my dad always said if your going to fart stand next to the scuffy looking bloke, or schoolboys they will always get the blame, when im out in fem mode you dont really get the blame as much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing the look on the dog's face when it's asleep on your lap and you fart

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By *tep121Man over a year ago

manchester

Loud and proud in front of missus, sneakily in front of others and pass it off as them, unless its the silent but deadly type.. then its totally blame the dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"announce i am going to fart, fart, then beam proudly

do you still beam if you follow through..?

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By *aucepot PairCouple over a year ago

sheffield

If in doubt rip one out!!!

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think they are funny if I do them not so funny if the OH does it.....often see me giggling like mad in the car or supermarket - I have even wrapped my legs around him in a swimming pool and done it.....I am naughty

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