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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening and welcome to Fab Blind Date!
And here is your host, not Cilla, but Mr. Marmite!
The rules are simple,Just stick your name down, your Blind Date style question, and see who can be matched with who!
If you want a lorra lorra laffs, be a Cilla and select two people who you think would be perfect* for each other, and send them to their dream location.
Remember folks, it is only in jest**, so keep it all light hearted.
Who knows, maybe Shag CAN get his cock milked tonight in Penge?
Maybe there is a temptress who can tame Egomaniac?
*a perfect match is not tied to any particular gendertype relationship norm.
** Mz Titz, can my Forum Insurance Cover be increased to cover accidental clashes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!
Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however
Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.
Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.
Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!
Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however
Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.
Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.
Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.
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haha great answers to be fair,, i added my own audience 'oooooohhh' sound effect after i read each answer |
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"this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!
Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however
Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.
Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.
Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.
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Are you sure it wouldn't be marmite on toast?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm b
When I'm outside I like to have my eyes open, if you could open something of your outside what would it be and why?"
an umbrella and hope it gets very very wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl? "
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
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Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie "
I think we have our first match
(whoooooooooooo)
And their ideal trip is to...
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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.
Duct tape not included |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie "
id love to see your own helicopter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie
I think we have our first match
(whoooooooooooo)
And their ideal trip is to...
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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.
Duct tape not included "
damm shame about the no duct tape |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.
My question is which hole?
The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!"
We have another match! A bromance made in heaven
And you will be going on a trip to
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A tandem bike ride round Holland to look at the Dykes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.
My question is which hole?
The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!"
Will it be like Swansea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.
My question is which hole?
The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!
Will it be like Swansea?"
Yes but much bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?
whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.
Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie
I think we have our first match
(whoooooooooooo)
And their ideal trip is to...
drumroll*
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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.
Duct tape not included
damm shame about the no duct tape "
Nevermind that, where the feck is Lewisham? Is there a KrispyKreme? |
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"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!
I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum  x"
You know me too well!  when are we doing dinner?! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!
I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x
You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol"
As soon as I can get to yours |
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"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!
I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x
You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol
As soon as I can get to yours "
But you've got to cook! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!
I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x
You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol
As soon as I can get to yours
But you've got to cook!"
I'm more than happy to cook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?
Gotta be bannoffee pie!
I like bannoffee pie with cream "
If there's a cherry there then I guess you've got Bronson and MrPolarBear in a threeway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?
Gotta be bannoffee pie!
I like bannoffee pie with cream "
Cheque please!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?
Cherry Pie with whipped cream..
Cherry pie with ambrosia custard "
 proper job with the custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I'm very flirty and my cheeky chat up line is to ask a lady what her nipples look like, most tell me and some even show me.
What's your cheekiest chat up line? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, I'm very flirty and my cheeky chat up line is to ask a lady what her nipples look like, most tell me and some even show me.
What's your cheekiest chat up line?"
Here love! Hold me pint while I nip for a shit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?
Gotta be bannoffee pie!
I like bannoffee pie with cream
Cheque please!!
Dessert to go then? "
Definitely!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??  "
I would say it's your right bum cheek, followed very closely by your left bum cheek. There's only a crack that splits them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
I would say it's your right bum cheek, followed very closely by your left bum cheek. There's only a crack that splits them. "
Oy cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why?? "
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out! "
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??
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By *omolfc8Man
over a year ago
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
I'm DeliciousD x
If you were a retro sweet, what retro sweet would you be ? "
I'd be a spangle! Sweet, colourful and tasty with a delicious hole!
Fellas - beat that one for the lovely lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?
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Not as long as a guy is within my suggested age range, no! I say suggested as there are exceptional guys both older and younger who it would be foolish to dismiss out of hand! Xx |
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By *omolfc8Man
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?
Not as long as a guy is within my suggested age range, no! I say suggested as there are exceptional guys both older and younger who it would be foolish to dismiss out of hand! Xx"
ok cool I think age is just a number myself so age doesn't really matter well I wouldn't fuck a 70year old ha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??
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You can ring my "bell" anytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??
You can ring my "bell" anytime. "
Think we may have to go more than 12 rounds though marmite! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??
It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!
My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??
You can ring my "bell" anytime.
Think we may have to go more than 12 rounds though marmite! xx"
Ill count to ten, be back on my feet to start again xxx
Oh my
Does this count as a match?  |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
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OH Marmite Sir, a word in your ear if I may, what qualifications exactly do you hold in this capacity? may I see your licence for using such a thread without the necessary impairment? I mean, come! on! man! blind dates have to remain the territory of those for whom they really are a blind date; or unless you're suggesting that the exponents of your game show wear their LH blind folds all evening?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OH Marmite Sir, a word in your ear if I may, what qualifications exactly do you hold in this capacity? may I see your licence for using such a thread without the necessary impairment? I mean, come! on! man! blind dates have to remain the territory of those for whom they really are a blind date; or unless you're suggesting that the exponents of your game show wear their LH blind folds all evening? "
I apologise Sir for not taking into account individuals with visual impairment.
I would have gone for Take Me Out, but as there are mamy here who claim to be Armed Forces, Special Forces etc, there would be many on here dusting off their ghillie suits and sniper rifles, in preparation for the kill shot.
And Egomaniac beat me to it with his match maker thread.
I will post with more consideration in future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good afternoon ladies, im Jamie from Manchester!
My question for you is Spit or swallow.... don't worry im joking!
If you only had 30 1 hour till the end of the world what would you do and why?
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