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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Would give me self Mondays off! What would you give your self?

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Would give me self Mondays off! What would you give your self? "

a fucking great pay rise and then shag myself to say thank you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Friday AND Monday off so that I have long weekends all the time!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a huge shoe expense account

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

A P45

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a well-ripped hot PA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a sandwich toaster

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

A P1nt would be better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would give me self Mondays off! .........."

Is that 'cos "The Silicon Chip Inside Your Head Gets Switched to Overload?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a well-ripped hot PA"

allow me to expand...a pa that would do my work without a second thought, would bring me in fresh coffee and croissant every morning, would be on call to me 24/7, would have nothing in their life other than tending to all my needs and would do it with a humble and gracious smile and many thanks for the pleasure of serving me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a well-ripped hot PA

allow me to expand...a pa that would do my work without a second thought, would bring me in fresh coffee and croissant every morning, would be on call to me 24/7, would have nothing in their life other than tending to all my needs and would do it with a humble and gracious smile and many thanks for the pleasure of serving me."

yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Friday AND Monday off so that I have long weekends all the time! "

Seems I got a good boss then cos I have every day off at the moment. But when I am working I work Mon, Tue, Wed, Thurs nights and am off Friday daytime till Monday night. I love my boss.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

would give me early retirement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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I would give me every weekend off as its sodding up my playtime at the moment

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"a well-ripped hot PA

allow me to expand...a pa that would do my work without a second thought, would bring me in fresh coffee and croissant every morning, would be on call to me 24/7, would have nothing in their life other than tending to all my needs and would do it with a humble and gracious smile and many thanks for the pleasure of serving me."

Ever thought of self-employment?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"would give me early retirement"

Early retirement isn't always all it's cracked up to be.

There's only so much time you can expend spending daft amounts of pension funds on pointless and trivial pursuits.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"would give me early retirement

Early retirement isn't always all it's cracked up to be.

There's only so much time you can expend spending daft amounts of pension funds on pointless and trivial pursuits."

Oh i dont know, Jay retired at 55 and is still loving it 12 years later

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

i would sack me.cause i'm a cheeky bastard.if i were my boss,i would'nt have lasted this long.on the other hand,i'm shit hot at my job.

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"would give me early retirement

Early retirement isn't always all it's cracked up to be.

There's only so much time you can expend spending daft amounts of pension funds on pointless and trivial pursuits.

Oh i dont know, Jay retired at 55 and is still loving it 12 years later"

you are obviously helping him keep himself very much entertained hun!!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"would give me early retirement

Early retirement isn't always all it's cracked up to be.

There's only so much time you can expend spending daft amounts of pension funds on pointless and trivial pursuits.

Oh i dont know, Jay retired at 55 and is still loving it 12 years later

you are obviously helping him keep himself very much entertained hun!!! "

Hehe, I am my own boss - wonder what i can do for me today!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I am the boss therefore carry a certain amount of responsibility towards moral, delivery of projects and balancing the bottom line.

These frivolous suggestions of hot PA's, large wage increases and electric toasters are unrealistic, nay reckless!

It's almost like this thread is a clear attempt at some light relief and humour without considering the real world impact!!!!!

Pah! and Harrrumph!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would double my salary and give me every friday off to do long distance meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I were my boss I'd be in a straightjacket by now trying to deal with my general scattiness- ok my work is great, but how she puts up with my randomness is beyond me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I were my boss I'd be in a straightjacket by now trying to deal with my general scattiness- ok my work is great, but how she puts up with my randomness is beyond me!"

She must like you lots n lots! Or maybe your tons better than you think you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I were my boss I'd be in a straightjacket by now trying to deal with my general scattiness- ok my work is great, but how she puts up with my randomness is beyond me!

She must like you lots n lots! Or maybe your tons better than you think you are "

Think I just amuse her- and I deal with all the dodgy tenants she can't talk to

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I would take over Funky Monkey's business and retain him in the role of being my right hand man.

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