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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who are your top two favourite people on Fab (both sexes)?

My favourite guys are Bronson and Moany McTwattyBollocks and my favourite lay-dees are Biscotti22 and Juicyass92.

I ask for nothing in return for my declaration of love. Just gratitude, contentment and £5,000 cash.

You're welcome.

*This post was brought to you by #FabsHottestMan2015.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't single any two out from all of out Fab friends.

I'm off to go and deal with the splinters stuck in my bottom from being sat on that fence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm blushing

You trying to get in my pants again??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't single any two out from all of out Fab friends.

I'm off to go and deal with the splinters stuck in my bottom from being sat on that fence.

Think I will have to join you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm blushing

You trying to get in my pants again??"

Think he is.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant just pick 2 . lol I know loads of lovely people here .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like way too many to have favourites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like way too many to have favourites

*Cough, cough*.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three favorites are me myself and I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I and I..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I "

If it was top three, you'd be in there, bae.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like way too many to have favourites

*Cough, cough*."

You wanna see a doctor with that cough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont really chat to women on here.. i'm more friendly with guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I

If it was top three, you'd be in there, bae."

Always the bridesmaid.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I

If it was top three, you'd be in there, bae.

Always the bridesmaid.....

You wanna sword-fight? Will that cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite person on fab is Mrs P.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P. "

Naww...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P. "

Crafty fucker - I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't single any two out from all of out Fab friends.

I'm off to go and deal with the splinters stuck in my bottom from being sat on that fence.

Think I will have to join you

shove over - i have a fave few but couldnt name them here- the ones i like know and thats all that need to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P.

Crafty fucker - I see what you did there

Can you tell I'm after something ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who my top 2 are...can I have a top 3? ...no 4!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I

If it was top three, you'd be in there, bae.

Always the bridesmaid.....

You wanna sword-fight? Will that cheer you up? "

Can we use glowy condoms and do light sabers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I

If it was top three, you'd be in there, bae.

Always the bridesmaid.....

You wanna sword-fight? Will that cheer you up?

Can we use glowy condoms and do light sabers? "

Let this be our final battle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P. "

Yeah, me too.

I love that cute little birthmark on her.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P.

Yeah, me too.

I love that cute little birthmark on her.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel the love.

I don't like women so I have no faves.

Fave 2 guys. Ego of course

and erm a guy from Leeds Who's username I can't remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel the love.

I don't like women so I have no faves.

Fave 2 guys. Ego of course

and erm a guy from Leeds Who's username I can't remember

Oh he must be so flattered you remember everything about him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel the love.

I don't like women so I have no faves.

Fave 2 guys. Ego of course

and erm a guy from Leeds Who's username I can't remember

Oh he must be so flattered you remember everything about him

I remember his cock in my arse. What more does he want?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't really have favourites and no one really stands out for me..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel the love.

I don't like women so I have no faves.

Fave 2 guys. Ego of course

and erm a guy from Leeds Who's username I can't remember

Oh he must be so flattered you remember everything about him

I remember his cock in my arse. What more does he want?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They would be no one from the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel the love.

I don't like women so I have no faves.

Fave 2 guys. Ego of course

and erm a guy from Leeds Who's username I can't remember

Oh he must be so flattered you remember everything about him

I remember his cock in my arse. What more does he want?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I WAS gonna put Ejay in my top two - but have well fallen outwith him now!!

Loads of lovely ladies, guys and couples on fab so hard to choose! Some are great to lust after, some to flirt with, and some to swap banter/debate with! All good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

QueenXSquirter is really rocking my boat visually at the moment. But truth is I get horny for most as long as they're nice people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol you pleb

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Can't single any two out from all of out Fab friends.

I'm off to go and deal with the splinters stuck in my bottom from being sat on that fence.

Budge over. I'll join you on that perch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the posters that I like (on any level) know about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol you pleb

Aww! Anyone got a dandilion clock? Remember blowing on them when we were all kids?? 'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, ......' I always made sure it ended on 'He loves me!' Yup - i'm a sap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Paula, just remember, you're still married to me, you bigamist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do favourites...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't possibly pick only two as there are so many fantastic fabbers out there

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Couldn't possibly pick only two as there are so many fantastic fabbers out there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paula, just remember, you're still married to me, you bigamist."

Yeah I know! But you promised it was one of them there open relationships! As in I can open em any time I like!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I "

this guy has gotta be my favourite,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paula, just remember, you're still married to me, you bigamist.

Yeah I know! But you promised it was one of them there open relationships! As in I can open em any time I like!!

Hussy! I promised no such thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Couldn't pick 2... Maybe a half dozen. Most of those aren't forum users or people who I would necessarily play with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three favorites are me myself and I

this guy has gotta be my favourite,

bless you and your terrible eyesight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you Egomaniac, your my favourite too!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Well I WAS gonna put Ejay in my top two - but have well fallen outwith him now!!

Loads of lovely ladies, guys and couples on fab so hard to choose! Some are great to lust after, some to flirt with, and some to swap banter/debate with! All good!

This

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

There are so many lovelies why would you want to stop at just a few

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Favourites are on my friends list....anyone else? Nah, they don't stand out or do for the wrong reasons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants."

Im not wearing any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!"

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!"

Half the job done? Dream on sweetheart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

I know, right? Having such a skyscraper-esque award-winning cock (#MostFabbedPic16thFeb2015) is a curse, I tells ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I nominate christos and toshn and ladies well smallteaser and for sheer hotness it's purehoneypot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

Half the job done? Dream on sweetheart!

You dropped the soap, sugar tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

I know, right? Having such a skyscraper-esque award-winning cock (#MostFabbedPic16thFeb2015) is a curse, I tells ya."

Yawn!.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

I know, right? Having such a skyscraper-esque award-winning cock (#MostFabbedPic16thFeb2015) is a curse, I tells ya.

Yawn!.....

Well, I'm never one to miss an opportunity to take advantage of a purdy girl's gaping mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

I know, right? Having such a skyscraper-esque award-winning cock (#MostFabbedPic16thFeb2015) is a curse, I tells ya.

Yawn!.....

Well, I'm never one to miss an opportunity to take advantage of a purdy girl's gaping mouth

Knew that one was cumming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh bless you Ego, you do have a heart!

I'm just trying to get in your pants.

Im not wearing any!

I seem to have this effect on many women.

Half the job done, boom!

do you ever find you get stuck in doorways?!

I know, right? Having such a skyscraper-esque award-winning cock (#MostFabbedPic16thFeb2015) is a curse, I tells ya.

Yawn!.....

Well, I'm never one to miss an opportunity to take advantage of a purdy girl's gaping mouth

Knew that one was cumming!

Appropriate use of the word 'cumming' there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't single any two out from all of out Fab friends.

I'm off to go and deal with the splinters stuck in my bottom from being sat on that fence.

Can you pull the splinter from my arse too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I nominate christos and toshn and ladies well smallteaser and for sheer hotness it's purehoneypot "

wow......thankyou......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am rather fond of your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am rather fond of your mum."

You never quit lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why be so restrictive? Top two blokes, top two ladies, what about top two TV/TS?

My top people are on my friends list, feel free to have a look!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

Stop loitering you may get a soggy leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

Stop loitering you may get a soggy leg

ain't nobody pissing on my lamppost

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome. "

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends what mood am in or them,

The two I picked today would probably change by tomorrow,

Ooh it is sore sitting on this fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

You're forgiven haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

#FICKLE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's be honest all our faves change weekly to the next mission and who we want to shag next

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

#FICKLE

C'mon babeh, you're always in my top four. You know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

***snorts***

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Top chick - no idea, cause I don't connect with the wimmin on here (tho hopneypot would be the closest contender after seeing her gorgeousness at a social a few months ago)

As for the guys.. I couldn't possible decide between pp, tosh, loveO and christos. (But christos is slightly pipping it with his love of cypress hill and bob marley)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My two fave women on here have to be miss_tress and polo, when she decides to show her face, simply because they are the only two who make me laugh (litterly) with most of their posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's be honest all our faves change weekly to the next mission and who we want to shag next

Oh you cynic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's be honest all our faves change weekly to the next mission and who we want to shag next

Oh you cynic!"

What

Tell me its not true, soon as I've had a shag I'm looking for a new favourite to chat up and get my claws in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

You're welcome.

I was going to say you but as I'm not in your top two

They are my top two AT THE MOMENT. It does change frequently, and you're always in my top three

#FICKLE

C'mon babeh, you're always in my top four. You know that

Whatevs....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heaps of lovely chums some.special ones too .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Milf and _hortie.......your cheques are in the post xxxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

It's ok I'm giving them a good clean they are piss free for the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooh......I love these lamppost threads

It's ok I'm giving them a good clean they are piss free for the moment

Allow me to leave the new first mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah your hooks came back empty? You need some better bait....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable. "

See now if anyone does say you after that comment it can't count cause its just a sympathy vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

See now if anyone does say you after that comment it can't count cause its just a sympathy vote

*Puppy dog eyes*.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it helps, you do amuse and amaze me. Not in a good way, but hey, whadda u gonna do eh? Fame is fame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top chick - no idea, cause I don't connect with the wimmin on here (tho hopneypot would be the closest contender after seeing her gorgeousness at a social a few months ago)

As for the guys.. I couldn't possible decide between pp, tosh, loveO and christos. (But christos is slightly pipping it with his love of cypress hill and bob marley)

It's a two way street mate......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable. "

Another 75 posts before the thread is closed. So there's still time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you."

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable. "

I actually said you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

Another 75 posts before the thread is closed. So there's still time. "

thank the Lord!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Until tomorrow. ....

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By *tripper9Man over a year ago

Blackburn

For me (two ladies) Faeriequeen and PaulaAllAlone (thebuttisback)

Mmmm

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah."

You know I have no idea why noones said you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah."

FINE THEN! (storms off in a huff)!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

He needs to finish the look with a shovel and bin bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah.

FINE THEN! (storms off in a huff)!"

C'mon babeh, don't play hard-to-get.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah.

FINE THEN! (storms off in a huff)!

C'mon babeh, don't play hard-to-get."

You owe me some flowers mister!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite person on fab is Mrs P. "

smooth move !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually a little offended no-one said me. I'm pretty lovable.

I actually said you!

I'm talking 'bout the bitches and hoes, brah.

You know I have no idea why noones said you

Its a real mystery isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you."

National cataract week.....what can I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have more than 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have literally no haters on Fab, so it stands to reason I should be loved by pretty much everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

He needs to finish the look with a shovel and bin bags

and a roll of gaffer tape?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

He needs to finish the look with a shovel and bin bags

and a roll of gaffer tape?

That's perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

He needs to finish the look with a shovel and bin bags

and a roll of gaffer tape?

That's perfect

off to the bondage / b&q thread for inspiration...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best forum reads have been by Clem and jonnydeppth. I think they live by the sword. Not necessarily my favourite male humans,I don't have them,I like diversity in my life.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Have you tried gurning? If that fails then Googly eyes are a winner

Your getting as bad as shag with his 6 pack

Think I need a new gimmick

Don't try rope around arse, I have seen some muppet around here doing it, doesn't do him any favours it seems

It seemed to work for me. Although I prefer my ropey boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have more than 2

Your actually one of my favourites on here, you come over as a nice guy

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By *odramafunCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

So wonder if you took your fav man and fav woman and tried matchmaking.... That would be fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So wonder if you took your fav man and fav woman and tried matchmaking.... That would be fun "

that would be an interesting twist...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have met 2 of my Hotlist/favourites but they haven't asked for a repeat so I couldn't of made much of a impression

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So wonder if you took your fav man and fav woman and tried matchmaking.... That would be fun "

Start a thread on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

yay!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"So wonder if you took your fav man and fav woman and tried matchmaking.... That would be fun "

Does it have to be one of each? I reckon there's some killer other combination possibilities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are a few of my fave fems on this thread already......

I think.....I think they should know who they are already...

One or two are held in very high esteem....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

yay!

Not missing out on that I tell ya! Never been treat so bloody well as I was last time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab top trumps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

yay!

Not missing out on that I tell ya! Never been treat so bloody well as I was last time

well I wanted you to feel comfortable, and a great way to get your clothes off you... never like to let a guy go hungry! lol

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's an Idea, like a Fab Blind date?

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you."

Mmmmm Christos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

Mmmmm Christos

Says you

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By *odramafunCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

"So wonder if you took your fav man and fav woman and tried matchmaking.... That would be fun

Does it have to be one of each? I reckon there's some killer other combination possibilities."

Not at all... Killer combinations could be fun too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

Mmmmm Christos

Says you

Yes I do.....you are quite yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paula, just remember, you're still married to me, you bigamist.

Yeah I know! But you promised it was one of them there open relationships! As in I can open em any time I like!!

Hussy! I promised no such thing! "

Oh?? That must have been husband number 6 then! It's gets hard to keep count!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing "

I've come too far...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paula, just remember, you're still married to me, you bigamist.

Yeah I know! But you promised it was one of them there open relationships! As in I can open em any time I like!!

Hussy! I promised no such thing!

Oh?? That must have been husband number 6 then! It's gets hard to keep count!!

Your patio must be massive by now.....

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

Just one part of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

Mmmmm Christos

Says you

Yes I do.....you are quite yummy

Exactly...says you...that's the pot calling the kettle black in the nicest way possible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing

I've come too far...

X "

you have done amazingly well, if I hit target, you should be able to see a diference in me this visit, but its ok to feed you as im plenty happy to help you burn it off again....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christos the stud.. quite the popular guy with all the ladies

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Can I add PP and Tosh please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing

I've come too far...

you have done amazingly well, if I hit target, you should be able to see a diference in me this visit, but its ok to feed you as im plenty happy to help you burn it off again....

With the portions you serve to your guests, it's gonna take quite some burning off....several sunsets at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok my 2 top guys have to be SuperSomething and Studmcmuffin

close seconds are the morning duo of Jane (tosh) and PP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos the stud.. quite the popular guy with all the ladies "

It may be tounge in cheek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing

I've come too far...

you have done amazingly well, if I hit target, you should be able to see a diference in me this visit, but its ok to feed you as im plenty happy to help you burn it off again....

With the portions you serve to your guests, it's gonna take quite some burning off....several sunsets at least

stay as long as you like!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christos seems to be a popular choice amongst the bitches and hoes.

You lucky stud, you.

just a bloody shame hes so damn far away!

I'll be round in may for my annual bath and roast

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

Just one part of you

With custard?!

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet..."

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

I have had that fantasy a few times...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple crumble and custard here for afters

Ya'll are trying to fatten me up!

not a bad thing

I've come too far...

you have done amazingly well, if I hit target, you should be able to see a diference in me this visit, but its ok to feed you as im plenty happy to help you burn it off again....

With the portions you serve to your guests, it's gonna take quite some burning off....several sunsets at least

stay as long as you like!

I'll come live in your shed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

think most would want him even more actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I'd be fine with that so long as I could watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I don't want them! I just have about seven metric tonnes of respect for each of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I don't want them! I just have about seven metric tonnes of respect for each of them

Damn

I demand you want them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can a couple of guys just get it on? For naughtynymphos' sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I'd be fine with that so long as I could watch

And how long do you think it'd be before you got dragged in from watching from the sidelines?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can a couple of guys just get it on? For naughtynymphos' sake

cough cough,, hello id like to watch also thank you very much

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have just one favourite poster well who I'm going to mention who never fails to make me laugh and that's shagtonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can a couple of guys just get it on? For naughtynymphos' sake

Thanks mate

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I don't want them! I just have about seven metric tonnes of respect for each of them

Damn

I demand you want them

See Christos you have only endeared yourself even more with the lovely ladies of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I don't want them! I just have about seven metric tonnes of respect for each of them

Damn

I demand you want them

If you can clear it with them.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add PP and Tosh please?

Can I second that....two finer blokes you'd struggle to meet...

You can't have them! A veritable swarm of girlies would cry if you caught ghey

I'd be fine with that so long as I could watch

And how long do you think it'd be before you got dragged in from watching from the sidelines?

Your gay

Its OK I'm alright sat here with my eyes and toys, I'll just quietly wank away

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