So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.
Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!
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"So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.
Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!
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You seem to have a single guy and cock obsession going on at the moment |
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"Is it just me? or did anyone else imagine a gold glittered dick then think of Austins Powers' Goldmember character
Tell me you don't love it!"
No idea what you mean!
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"So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.
Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!
You seem to have a single guy and cock obsession going on at the moment"
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