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Best item to compare willy size to?
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It's a hard life being a bloke on Fab, but if one thing is cerain, it's that ladies love a sense of scale! So,
Sky remote? (The classic)
Can of Redbull? (don't drink it though as you can already go for hours!)
Banana? (one of your five a day!)
or the good ol' tape measure, while skillfully hiding the actual numbers?
Decisions!
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over a year ago
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I've been in my workshop for years making a miniature sky remote out of match sticks. My Willy is gonna look massive! Women are gonna be beating down the door to my inbox.  |
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over a year ago
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For me errr have a quick look round house ha...
acorn, Ur standard sowing needle ha! A mini baby carrot which are lovely bye the way! Ye u guessed it it's not a rolling pin! |
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"I've been in my workshop for years making a miniature sky remote out of match sticks. My Willy is gonna look massive! Women are gonna be beating down the door to my inbox. "
Sorry to burst your bubble but you can actually buy half size sky remote replicas on line. Not sure if they actually work in their secondary function of remotely controlling a sky box but they're very popular with some as a measuring device.
(and I'm not joking about the half size remotes either) |
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over a year ago
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"wonder do sky know about how popular there remotes are on here lol "
If they did they would wear rubber gloves when handling them in peoples houses  |
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"I have seen a Pringles tube too in pics once you pop 
wow. did it touch the sides?
I don't know but it went all the way to the top "
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"It's a hard life being a bloke on Fab, but if one thing is cerain, it's that ladies love a sense of scale! So,
Sky remote? (The classic)
Can of Redbull? (don't drink it though as you can already go for hours!)
Banana? (one of your five a day!)
or the good ol' tape measure, while skillfully hiding the actual numbers?
Decisions!
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I find a girls face works well |
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over a year ago
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"A vagina.
I was going to say my vagina  "
Lol But then we still need something for a size comparison he might make yours look tiny you might make him look like a chipolata lol
Back to the old sky remote i guess you could stick that in and him if that would give you a size comparison lol |
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