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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After an interesting thread yesterday i got thinking. Of a hopefully nice lighthearted game...
So, we are in the aftermath of the nuclear apocalypse and only the members of this forum have survived.
We need to rebuild the world, resources are scarce and civilisation as we knew it has gone.
Nominate yourself for a role in the new fab world. |
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Cook...My cooking often gets rave re_iews amongst friends and family,even on dishes I`m doing for a first time..
Administrator...I`m a busy person,pretty well organised,manage my time effectively and get ALOT done. So as this new world builds,I`m all for good administration 
FemDomme Mistress...If any naughty boys or girls need sorting out,I¬m yer man 
I wonder how our offspring will turn out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome  |
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Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome "
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Do you know how to make gunpowder though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol! "
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome .
Do you know how to make gunpowder though! "
Not yet.....if you do, pool the knowledge.
I was planning a few gunshop heists for the amunition and extra powder/shot/weapons etc.....
The guns will be of use to us plus we take them out of circulation.
We're gonna need veichles....and mechanics/engineers too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't suppose the role of selfie-taker exists in this post-apocalyptic world? "
Yup....we need things documenting....even with your mug in the foreground |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome .
Do you know how to make gunpowder though!
Not yet.....if you do, pool the knowledge.
I was planning a few gunshop heists for the amunition and extra powder/shot/weapons etc.....
The guns will be of use to us plus we take them out of circulation.
We're gonna need veichles....and mechanics/engineers too....."
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Interestingly I do know how to make some.... And one of the ingredients could need an alcoholic winos urine!! So a double whammy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome "
Please pluck gut and skin before you drop it off to the fab kitchen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome .
Do you know how to make gunpowder though!
Not yet.....if you do, pool the knowledge.
I was planning a few gunshop heists for the amunition and extra powder/shot/weapons etc.....
The guns will be of use to us plus we take them out of circulation.
We're gonna need veichles....and mechanics/engineers too......
Interestingly I do know how to make some.... And one of the ingredients could need an alcoholic winos urine!! So a double whammy lol"
Brilliant, your in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome
Please pluck gut and skin before you drop it off to the fab kitchen "
All kills will arrive dressed.....but don't worry, there will be plenty other stuff...we're organising hits on several supermarket stock rooms for long life products.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome .
Do you know how to make gunpowder though!
Not yet.....if you do, pool the knowledge.
I was planning a few gunshop heists for the amunition and extra powder/shot/weapons etc.....
The guns will be of use to us plus we take them out of circulation.
We're gonna need veichles....and mechanics/engineers too....."
Very simple to make. I learned how when I was about 8 years old, from a fifties "pictorial knowledge " encylopedia. And no, I'm not going to tell you how. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome
Please pluck gut and skin before you drop it off to the fab kitchen
All kills will arrive dressed.....but don't worry, there will be plenty other stuff...we're organising hits on several supermarket stock rooms for long life products.
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We need some chickens and cows.... Live ones no cake else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Librarian - any knowledge that survives will need to be preserved. Plus I'll get to work indoors and wear t. "
It's a heavy responsibility...making sure no copies of fifty shades remain is on your shoulders now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome
Please pluck gut and skin before you drop it off to the fab kitchen
All kills will arrive dressed.....but don't worry, there will be plenty other stuff...we're organising hits on several supermarket stock rooms for long life products.
We need some chickens and cows.... Live ones no cake else "
So we'll need farmers.......I'm sure we can rustle cattle and hens..
Who's on veichle detail?....we need a drop tail cattle wagon asap! |
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting? "
I cant claim to be a sniper, but I'm well above marksman.
Good with shorts too, CQB etc.
Also spent a great deal of time huntin' shootin' fishin' as a lad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting?
I cant claim to be a sniper, but I'm well above marksman.
Good with shorts too, CQB etc.
Also spent a great deal of time huntin' shootin' fishin' as a lad."
military man?
There are few civvys that refer to them as 'shorts'
Since the law changed I have no access to handguns, but they may come up at some point....
Bit thats by the by, your experienced
so that'll do |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I'm pretty organised and a country girl who knows her foraging and basic trapping skills. Plus I'm quite good at Heath Robinson style contraption designs. And retain a lot of useless information that may become useful in such a situation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am kinda imagining Heath Ledger Jake Gyllanhal type farmers/cowboys
If they get stuff produced it don't matter  "
Indeed I will keep a very close eye on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am kinda imagining Heath Ledger Jake Gyllanhal type farmers/cowboys
If they get stuff produced it don't matter
Indeed I will keep a very close eye on them "
I'm sure you will |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm pretty organised and a country girl who knows her foraging and basic trapping skills. Plus I'm quite good at Heath Robinson style contraption designs. And retain a lot of useless information that may become useful in such a situation."
We're getting quite a hunter gatherer team together.....welcome aboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fisherman and seashore forager for me. fresh prawns, crabs and mussels from beaches wiped clean of all the human effluent.
also quite fancy a 'baloo' from the jungle book role, taking the little uns out and showing them hunting skills. and my body shape fits the role.....
actually sounds great to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm pretty good at Igloo's so I'll happily turn my paw at building sleeping accommodations - It's gonna be tough in the nuclear winter but we'll all make it through the long long cold dark nights safe and warm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fisherman and seashore forager for me. fresh prawns, crabs and mussels from beaches wiped clean of all the human effluent.
also quite fancy a 'baloo' from the jungle book role, taking the little uns out and showing them hunting skills. and my body shape fits the role.....
actually sounds great to me! "
Sounds good....a specialist forager/teacher..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very, very good at getting to places very few others can....
Explosives, weapons, electronics.
Best not talk about perimeter defences in case anyone is listening.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm pretty good at Igloo's so I'll happily turn my paw at building sleeping accommodations - It's gonna be tough in the nuclear winter but we'll all make it through the long long cold dark nights safe and warm..."
Housing detail......ok... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Librarian - any knowledge that survives will need to be preserved. Plus I'll get to work indoors and wear t.
It's a heavy responsibility...making sure no copies of fifty shades remain is on your shoulders now. "
A task I shall relish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having thought about it...
I think I'd probably have to shoot you all, your all lovely but I worry your kids kids kids would be workless bums, who'd ruin the newly radiated planet even more.
When I say all I obviously don't mean me.....
Or the women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im an upholsterer...so I can get busy sorting us out the all important comfy seating!
Plus we've seen all the Bear Grylls episodes so thats got to count for something
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'll be a matchmaker: someone has to ensure the breeding programme is managed to ensure beautiful, healthy children born to well-matched, supportive parents able to operate in adult mode.
I'll also run the sweet shop and the social club for those lighter moments.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be a matchmaker: someone has to ensure the breeding programme is managed to ensure beautiful, healthy children born to well-matched, supportive parents able to operate in adult mode.
I'll also run the sweet shop and the social club for those lighter moments.
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Adult mode?
That's us lot fucked then |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'll be a matchmaker: someone has to ensure the breeding programme is managed to ensure beautiful, healthy children born to well-matched, supportive parents able to operate in adult mode.
I'll also run the sweet shop and the social club for those lighter moments.
Adult mode?
That's us lot fucked then "
It's going to be difficult but at least all the single men can just blame me that they haven't got a meet.
Recreational meets will be allowed to diffuse tension.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq "
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath "
Am I going to need cif cream and a brillo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath
Am I going to need cif cream and a brillo?"
And ruin all that hard work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath
Am I going to need cif cream and a brillo?
And ruin all that hard work?"
how hot is my bath going to be???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath
Am I going to need cif cream and a brillo?
And ruin all that hard work?
how hot is my bath going to be????"
Positively apocalyptic in comparison to any Guys no doubt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ans I have a Dragon - although I'll apologise now for the mess she made during the Apocalypse...
She will be handy for starting the bbq
You should see the colours she's made in the copper bath
Am I going to need cif cream and a brillo?
And ruin all that hard work?
how hot is my bath going to be????
Positively apocalyptic in comparison to any Guys no doubt "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I know where to get my hands on a shed load of plutonium to keep us warm...only thing is, the radiation will kill us off
Maybe more sensible to volunteer as a teacher, but only for nice kids - brats will be banished |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know where to get my hands on a shed load of plutonium to keep us warm...only thing is, the radiation will kill us off
Maybe more sensible to volunteer as a teacher, but only for nice kids - brats will be banished "
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Get out of my shed, I'm saving that in case the Tories get in again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Biology teacher. Plus I am pretty good at growing stuff. I could genetically engineer plants to grow in the post apocalyptic environment successfully.
Wow it's quite scary cos it took me ages to come up with that . Let's pray there's no apocalypse cos I'd be useless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i can be the shoulder to lean on - person to talk to - person to cry with- i seem to do these quite naturally Sx"
Can I cry on your shoulder? I have no survival skills. I'm doomed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Biology teacher. Plus I am pretty good at growing stuff. I could genetically engineer plants to grow in the post apocalyptic environment successfully.
Wow it's quite scary cos it took me ages to come up with that . Let's pray there's no apocalypse cos I'd be useless!"
With a 35" inside leg - theres always somewhere for the runner beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i can be the shoulder to lean on - person to talk to - person to cry with- i seem to do these quite naturally Sx
Can I cry on your shoulder? I have no survival skills. I'm doomed! "
of course you can - xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the prophet of the new religion. I'll write a book called "How it has to be or you die",and you all follow my rules. "
Bad Nanna - now go to my room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the prophet of the new religion. I'll write a book called "How it has to be or you die",and you all follow my rules.
Bad Nanna - now go to my room!"
I'm already there |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
With my Hotel management skills, I would look after all accommodation logistics, also could assist in Food services.
Somewhere along the line you would need someone to handle the communications, even PR side of things.
I also possess security management skills, which could be incorporated into the admin mix. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the prophet of the new religion. I'll write a book called "How it has to be or you die",and you all follow my rules. "
I could start a splinter religion, based on a fundamental theological difference. mine would be, 'how it has to be, or you burn'.
we could then raise our own tribes, argue with each other whose imaginary sky God is the best, go to war, retreat, develop ever more destructive weapons and poisonous ideology, go to war again, terrorise each other and abuse the weak or anyone who doesn't have a penis...
hold on , déjà vue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the prophet of the new religion. I'll write a book called "How it has to be or you die",and you all follow my rules.
I could start a splinter religion, based on a fundamental theological difference. mine would be, 'how it has to be, or you burn'.
we could then raise our own tribes, argue with each other whose imaginary sky God is the best, go to war, retreat, develop ever more destructive weapons and poisonous ideology, go to war again, terrorise each other and abuse the weak or anyone who doesn't have a penis...
hold on , déjà vue? "
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Everyone knows there can be only one.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the prophet of the new religion. I'll write a book called "How it has to be or you die",and you all follow my rules.
I could start a splinter religion, based on a fundamental theological difference. mine would be, 'how it has to be, or you burn'.
we could then raise our own tribes, argue with each other whose imaginary sky God is the best, go to war, retreat, develop ever more destructive weapons and poisonous ideology, go to war again, terrorise each other and abuse the weak or anyone who doesn't have a penis...
hold on , déjà vue? .
Everyone knows there can be only one.....
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no worries, you can be the one imaginary sky God, just sit on your cloud and let us mortals kill each other over whether your mum was a virgin or not. |
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I have been known to make some of my own garments, so i'll assist Mikki by creating her designs.
I'm also currently a hairdresser but as time will be short; EVERYBODY will have to have the PuffPuff special. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only thing i'm good at is words! Could I teach English to the little ones please?
Also - too old to breed myself now - but I could be a fluffer for the breeding teams? - Save a lot of time, that would! |
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Medic, apothecary..
Have a knowledge base in eastern and western medicine.... Oh and handy with a scalpel...... Not bad at gutting, filleting and skinning.....
Christ I sound like an extra from Dexter lolxx
Id still need my heels.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing i'm good at is words! Could I teach English to the little ones please?
Also - too old to breed myself now - but I could be a fluffer for the breeding teams? - Save a lot of time, that would! "
Fluff me anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing i'm good at is words! Could I teach English to the little ones please?
Also - too old to breed myself now - but I could be a fluffer for the breeding teams? - Save a lot of time, that would!
Fluff me anytime "
That can be arranged! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing i'm good at is words! Could I teach English to the little ones please?
Also - too old to breed myself now - but I could be a fluffer for the breeding teams? - Save a lot of time, that would!
Fluff me anytime
That can be arranged! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Whilst all the other gentlemen are scavenging for weapon parts, ammunition, explosives etc I will use my multi purpose rope to improvise shelters, scale walls, abseil down cliffs, lassoo food, lynch dissenters and entertain the laydees whilst you are hunting/gathering
Marmite Grylls |
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting?
I cant claim to be a sniper, but I'm well above marksman.
Good with shorts too, CQB etc.
Also spent a great deal of time huntin' shootin' fishin' as a lad.
military man?
There are few civvys that refer to them as 'shorts'
Since the law changed I have no access to handguns, but they may come up at some point....
Bit thats by the by, your experienced
so that'll do "
Access to weapons shouldn't be a problem, there will be enough military types around who don't make it for whatever reason, we'll just scav the equipment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting?
I cant claim to be a sniper, but I'm well above marksman.
Good with shorts too, CQB etc.
Also spent a great deal of time huntin' shootin' fishin' as a lad.
military man?
There are few civvys that refer to them as 'shorts'
Since the law changed I have no access to handguns, but they may come up at some point....
Bit thats by the by, your experienced
so that'll do
Access to weapons shouldn't be a problem, there will be enough military types around who don't make it for whatever reason, we'll just scav the equipment."
Airports are an easy start, they have armed personnel right?........
Good place to set up base in fact...loads of infrastructure, room for plenty people, veichles, fuel depots, kitchens, stock of all the essentialls, very defensible control tower, good motorway access for scavenging details to go out on....can think of worse places....
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"Security / foraging.
Its gonna be a war-zone out there, mob rule, scavenging will be at the risk of personal injury or even death, and once you have what you need, you need to protect it from whoever comes knocking... time to wheel out your own cuddly, friendly, killer battle tank on legs lol!
That puts us together.....
How's your shooting?
I cant claim to be a sniper, but I'm well above marksman.
Good with shorts too, CQB etc.
Also spent a great deal of time huntin' shootin' fishin' as a lad.
military man?
There are few civvys that refer to them as 'shorts'
Since the law changed I have no access to handguns, but they may come up at some point....
Bit thats by the by, your experienced
so that'll do
Access to weapons shouldn't be a problem, there will be enough military types around who don't make it for whatever reason, we'll just scav the equipment.
Airports are an easy start, they have armed personnel right?........
Good place to set up base in fact...loads of infrastructure, room for plenty people, veichles, fuel depots, kitchens, stock of all the essentialls, very defensible control tower, good motorway access for scavenging details to go out on....can think of worse places....
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I was eyeing up a large docks, use the empty shipping containers to make a huge steel wall, and use the sea as a natural highway. |
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"Hunter gatherer.....I come complete with shotguns (which I'm pretty surgical with) several rifles, ferrets and a kinship with the land.
I can also double as security detail and weapons officer....
Handyman and breeder roles also welcome "
Im teaming up with you, yrs since I fired a gun, but pretty good with a bow and arrow, and crossbow, and not squeamish so gutting/skinning doesn't bother me |
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I'd devote myself to the cause of survival round the clock.
During daylight I'd either put my building skills to good use in making a commandeered base a fortress, or aquire both vehicles and supplies. I can start most vehicles without keys and drive transporters for the former and if we had an enemy such as bands of post-apocalyptic savages to encounter, chances are they would identify supermarkets as locations to be defended so I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole. Instead Id hit the supermarket DC's. They're mostly in unpopulated areas as the vast tracts of land currently required for them are cheaper, they usually contain as much provisions as 100 supermarkets sell in a month, and not many people know where they are. But I do even without satnav technology. Has to be some advantage of blasting around every road in these islands for 4 years, lol!
And for the night hours? Why I would enrol myself wholeheartedly in the breeding program being set up, gladly accepting The Butt's delicious fluffing between each successful mating taking place...
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