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By *ay4you OP Man
over a year ago
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Who like me be living that thug life? Recently I went subway and refilled my drink when no one was looking  and then I went petrol station and go 20.02 petrol and only gave him 20 quid who like Me be living that thug life!? All girls love a bad boy right ? Now I'm just a bit worried the coppers might come for me for that Pepsi and 2  |
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When I was young, me and my mates used to go to the local Budgens and swap the labels on the price of Budgens own tins of pop in order to pay 6 1/2p instead of 7p. We did it regularly as a group.We would then sneak back and put the price labels on the shop window to mark our territory. Now that is gangland, that is hardcore, that put us in charge of the 'hood. |
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By *ay4you OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's a slippery slope,what are you going to be doing next?  "
already stepped it up went tk maxx picked up a polo shirt put it back in the jumper section, had to make sure security wasn't looking but I think the cashier saw me who knew being so
Bad would feel so good  |
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over a year ago
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"I once crossed the road before the green man lit up
Ive got a hardocore swagger.....deal with it! "
I crossed near but not at a zebra crossing not long ago....
F**k yer road safety regulations! Jay walkerz 4 lyf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a slippery slope,what are you going to be doing next?
already stepped it up went tk maxx picked up a polo shirt put it back in the jumper section, had to make sure security wasn't looking but I think the cashier saw me who knew being so
Bad would feel so good "
I've been building up to that....picked up some cheese and put it back down by the butter..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow tk maxx what's next for you the sky's the limit. I'd Maybe try altering the biscuit selection in marks and spencers now that would be a great acheivement   |
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"Wow tk maxx what's next for you the sky's the limit. I'd Maybe try altering the biscuit selection in marks and spencers now that would be a great acheivement "
For the love of god, I can laugh at a joke and acting like a thug is one thing, but messing with M&S biscuit displays is well out of order. Where will that lead? Anarchy, pure anarchy. You will be suggesting drinking tea at a Women's Institute Coffee Morning next. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got a chicken satay stick from the deli counter and ate it whilst continuing to shop, checked out and never even paid for it....THAT'S how I roll, true story. |
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"I once got a chicken satay stick from the deli counter and ate it whilst continuing to shop, checked out and never even paid for it....THAT'S how I roll, true story."
Obviously once I got to the carpark and realised what I'd done I went back in and paid, got the clubcard points on it too....every little helps. |
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I also hated my ex sister in law and her hyperactive offspring so in secret, I fed the sod loads of blue smarties at a family gathering stood back and watched the chaos. At the point he literally bounced off a wall into one of the food tables, I made my excuses, left the scene and went to the pub in tears of mirth only to be joined by others from the gathering who suspected that I had done something bad. Despite the several schooners that were supplied, I never let on! |
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I woz on the bus last week I pressed the bell three times innit coz the driver disrespected me when I wanna get off
do ya get me blood?
I should've done the gun hand gesture at him for not knowing where I live. |
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"I also hated my ex sister in law and her hyperactive offspring so in secret, I fed the sod loads of blue smarties at a family gathering stood back and watched the chaos. At the point he literally bounced off a wall into one of the food tables, I made my excuses, left the scene and went to the pub in tears of mirth only to be joined by others from the gathering who suspected that I had done something bad. Despite the several schooners that were supplied, I never let on!"
As a parent of hyperactive kids, just . |
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"Who like me be living that thug life? Recently I went subway and refilled my drink when no one was looking and then I went petrol station and go 20.02 petrol and only gave him 20 quid who like Me be living that thug life!? All girls love a bad boy right ? Now I'm just a bit worried the coppers might come for me for that Pepsi and 2 "
More Pug Life than Thug Life |
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yesterday i did a weelie past the bus stop and bunnyhopped a speedramp 
Well actually I think Nathan Caton did, but I like the line. 
