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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please please please post responsibly!
I'm a delicate soul, and seeing posts about marmite gets my rope in a knot.
I know I'm not the hot topic on Fab, but every time I see it on a thread, I am drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
Having consulted the good people of the forum I am forbidden to change my username or avatar (Fab clique Bye law 1.03 para 12 - Users are forbidden from masking their forum persona by false representation, specifically use of alternate names or images, especially if they ask the forumites for their opinion on said avatar/name)
So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.
And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.
Gotta love a bit of marmite.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.
And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.
Gotta love a bit of marmite. "
Oh you wicked wicked temptress 
That is exactly the kind of rampant shenanigans I mean. Please stop it. Well stop tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.
And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.
Gotta love a bit of marmite.
Oh you wicked wicked temptress
That is exactly the kind of rampant shenanigans I mean. Please stop it. Well stop tomorrow "
You said stop so I stopped!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly "
Please post responsibly. I'm a delicate soul and seeing posts about ego gets my rope in a knot. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely! "
The way the Marmite goes all velvety smooth and drips through the holes to make your fingers all sticky so you have to lick. Marmite, butter and crumpets are a delectably messy combination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!
The way the Marmite goes all velvety smooth and drips through the holes to make your fingers all sticky so you have to lick. Marmite, butter and crumpets are a delectably messy combination."
Got that right! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely! "
Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:
1 with just butter
1 with butter and marmite
1 with butter and pineapple jam.
I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly
Please post responsibly. I'm a delicate soul and seeing posts about ego gets my rope in a knot."
Apologies. I feel your pain. I will desist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has descended into a marmite related food porn session
Shocking!
I'm googling 'bovril sex' for added perversion purposes.
Don't bring Vegemite into the mix.
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Oh god no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!
Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:
1 with just butter
1 with butter and marmite
1 with butter and pineapple jam.
I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.
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You my dear are a true goddess of crumpet etiquette I think I love you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste"
They didn't discard it, because it's so deliciously yummy! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!
Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:
1 with just butter
1 with butter and marmite
1 with butter and pineapple jam.
I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.
You my dear are a true goddess of crumpet etiquette I think I love you "
I find myself liking the idea of being a crumpet goddess. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.
Grrr.
I have neither crumpets nor toast. Marmite on avocado - could that be a thing?"
I seem to remember watching Cilla Black demonstrating to Nigel Slater that an orange segment rubbed with an Oxo cube was a taste sensation so it may be a thing. Let us know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste
They didn't discard it, because it's so deliciously yummy! "
they did for 100's of years until some sick puppy decided to make a fortune from it... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.
Grrr.
I have neither crumpets nor toast. Marmite on avocado - could that be a thing?
I seem to remember watching Cilla Black demonstrating to Nigel Slater that an orange segment rubbed with an Oxo cube was a taste sensation so it may be a thing. Let us know!"
My avocado isn't ripe.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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My avocado isn't ripe.
As the actress said to the bishop!
Is that another of those London Slang things? 
Get yer whisk out n make some dropped scones/scotch pancakes!
Mr ddc"
Whisk? Make? I'm eating coconut instead. Perhaps I should try dipping a bit in Marmite...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6oz SR Flour
4oz Caster Sugar
Tblspn Baking powder
10floz Milk
2 eggs
Whisk, leave for 10mins till bubbles develop
Salted butter in warm pan
Use tablespoon for measure
wait till bubbles form on surface
turn
serve with oven baked smoked bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper.
You'll never think about Marmite again |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"6oz SR Flour
4oz Caster Sugar
Tblspn Baking powder
10floz Milk
2 eggs
Whisk, leave for 10mins till bubbles develop
Salted butter in warm pan
Use tablespoon for measure
wait till bubbles form on surface
turn
serve with oven baked smoked bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper.
You'll never think about Marmite again "
I have one of those ingredients, a whisk and a pan. What can I do with that?
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I have one of those ingredients, a whisk and a pan. What can I do with that?
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Whisk yourself off to Derbyshire and see what pans out
You'll have to help me decide whether 'ground rice' should be with the beaking stuff, pudding stuff or pasta/rice/noodle stuff first though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!
Thats enough about your fetishes....
You were the one that suggested it  "
As long as you lick it clean I don't care
Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!
Thats enough about your fetishes....
You were the one that suggested it
As long as you lick it clean I don't care
Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth "
You never mentioned it going near my mouth! Dirty girty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!
Thats enough about your fetishes....
You were the one that suggested it
As long as you lick it clean I don't care
Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth
You never mentioned it going near my mouth! Dirty girty "
Want me to stir that for you?.... |
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But I want a lip licking one.
