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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

None I should type out loud.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

You contradict yourself. You can't fuck a personality as someone recently said here.

I wouldn't have sex with a man I found unattractive, why do you think I should?

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By *rMojoRisingMan  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I don't have a particular problem with it however, some people are very rude when they insist on them before chatting or even attached to opening messages. Generally these people are dog rough too, sadly this place and the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so you`d fuck anyone with a bag on their head?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

I should think many people have many thoughts. Hope your bag has a tin hat in it lol

For many this is more than a fucking site. For many there has to be an attraction before they get aroused enough to let you touch them. For many the face is part of the person and a big part at that.

I'm sure there are others that play your way, you just have to find them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's called wanted to be Attracted to the people you sleep with mate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them "

spot on !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think face pics are good. It kinda gives someone a picture of who they are going to fuck x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not bad-looking? Yet no avatar? Seem to getting a bit defensive there, mate. Be more like me and pelvic-thrust your beauty in the faces of unsuspecting females.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't need a bag on my head to get a fuck.

Can't be helped but because of the way our brain is wired we are more likely to want to fuck people with a nice face than a nice body. It's so our genes mingle with the best* genes. Anyone can work on having a nice body, but if your face ain't right then that came from your genetics.

And yeah i know most people aren't here to breed but sexual attraction is based on that. Think that is why some swingers do fuck anyone though and don't care what they look like, because they've got their head together when it comes to these things, but most of us are more shallow than that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow you mean you don't want to see the face of someone you going to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What type of bag are you talking about?

Surely a plastic bag.could be dangerous?!

Whatever floats ya boat I suppose??

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them "

^^^ this..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not rude to ask for face pics before chatting if you are interested in sex, prefer a particular type, and wish to be attracted to the person you have sex with.

Face pics early on for those people saves your time if you aren't their type.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't need a bag on my head to get a fuck.

Can't be helped but because of the way our brain is wired we are more likely to want to fuck people with a nice face than a nice body. It's so our genes mingle with the best* genes. Anyone can work on having a nice body, but if your face ain't right then that came from your genetics.

And yeah i know most people aren't here to breed but sexual attraction is based on that. Think that is why some swingers do fuck anyone though and don't care what they look like, because they've got their head together when it comes to these things, but most of us are more shallow than that.

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bang on as per

S x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you aren't attracted to someone what's the difference between sex and masturbation?

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By *rMojoRisingMan  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"It's not rude to ask for face pics before chatting if you are interested in sex, prefer a particular type, and wish to be attracted to the person you have sex with.

Face pics early on for those people saves your time if you aren't their type. "

I completely understand that my point was the way some people go about it, alot of the time it's bloody rude. Take the time compose a message for someone and get the reply "face pic". And get the point about sheer volume of messages some women have to deal with but manners doesn't cost anything, except a little time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there a decapitated section?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm really confused.

Is the OP saying he'd only pick someone to marry based on what their face looks like?

But just for a fuck, their personality is more important?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Is there something in the water? Recently I've seen posts suggesting that only good-looking people (whatever that means) should have preferences the rest of us should just be glad for anything we can get, women are way too choosy,new members don't stand a chance because a small group of us only meet each other, if you need to be attracted to a person to have sex with them you're shallow and if you turn a guy down you're obviously prejudiced in some way.

My question is why don't people realise that they aren't getting sex because they are going about it the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a silly post.

Given the o.p hasn't come back yet, I'd say wind up perhaps?

Failing that, just a bit stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Depends what bag they're wearing

Im not fucking anyone with a cheap shit bag over their head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't need a bag on my head to get a fuck.

Can't be helped but because of the way our brain is wired we are more likely to want to fuck people with a nice face than a nice body. It's so our genes mingle with the best* genes. Anyone can work on having a nice body, but if your face ain't right then that came from your genetics.

And yeah i know most people aren't here to breed but sexual attraction is based on that. Think that is why some swingers do fuck anyone though and don't care what they look like, because they've got their head together when it comes to these things, but most of us are more shallow than that.

bang on as per

S x"

Thanks. Wasn't sure whether to put that last line coz i worried someone would take it the wrong way but i do understand why some people will fuck anyone, because that is all casual sex should be really.

OP has a good point but obviously most of us are wired to think differently, including myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a silly post.

Given the o.p hasn't come back yet, I'd say wind up perhaps?

Failing that, just a bit stupid. "

how true,no face no way I say

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

Surely, people who were born with less than perfect looks should not be discriminated against. There but for the grace...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them

^^^ this.. "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"What a silly post.

Given the o.p hasn't come back yet, I'd say wind up perhaps?

Failing that, just a bit stupid. "

Yea I thought wind up when I saw all the smilies. Still I like being wound up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod


"Surely, people who were born with less than perfect looks should not be discriminated against. There but for the grace..."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it wasn't for my face I'd have a closed up vagina

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh dear lawd....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely, people who were born with less than perfect looks should not be discriminated against. There but for the grace..."

But there is no "good looking" and "bad looking". Not really? Everyone has different preferences. I have mates who fancy celebrities that I wouldn't touch if you paid me. And vice versa.

We are all attracted (luckily) to different people.

Plus I find it very hard to judge from a photo. I am attracted to the way a guy speaks, his smile, the way he looks at me, and none of that can be seen in a photo.

But photos give me a rough idea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the sake of fairness , one would need two bags . One for the op and one for me just in case mine fell off . I would like to enjoy myself too

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I assume the bags would have an opening for the mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

I'm only giving my opinion so no offense should be taken. Firstly this isn't a f* site, it's a swinging site.. Completely different things. So as a start I think there is a misunderstanding. As for face picture, no one is forced to send it out or forced onto anything for that matter. It all falls down to each individual's needs and if you don't meet them then move on and find one that demands less. If soneones looking for just s** then they can go out to a club and meet someone there whom are also looking for the same.. There are also people here looking for just that. But I personally wouldn't meet someone without seeing how they look like. I read on someone's profile "I don't do blinds, blindfolds are for the bedroom". Hopefully this wouldn't offend anyone and I do apologize if it did. It's just my opinion on the matter. Some people misunderstand and confuse swinging with F* site and that just gives off the wrong vibe. cheers! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best add that by 'fuck anyone' i don't literally mean fuck anyone that asks, obviously mean that looks shouldn't come into it if you aren't wanting to breed.

There's obviously emotional consequences to who you fuck, you wouldn't wanna fuck someone who leaves you feeling like shit and stuff like that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it would be a sin to hide my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the sake of fairness , one would need two bags . One for the op and one for me just in case mine fell off . I would like to enjoy myself too "
pmsl

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I hope he finds one of those 'masculine' type women he's seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely, people who were born with less than perfect looks should not be discriminated against. There but for the grace..."

There's soneone down the road I'd like you to meet.....just don't discriminate...they were born as a goat...you may need a bag and some corks for the horns though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So what you're saying OP is that people should agree to fucking you without seeing you first and just doing it regardless of whether they find you attractive or not.

Good luck with that, let us know how you get on.............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every one of us are unique and different .....boring if all the same.

I think looks are more important for a shag because got to fancy that person there and then.

Personality is more important if in a relationship.... As looks fade... Personality last forever

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Yes I have a thought.

There it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A paper bag won't make a shit fuck a good one. Your method is flawed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only wanna fuck beautiful people. It's weird to me that someone would choose to have sex with people they aren't attracted to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You contradict yourself. You can't fuck a personality as someone recently said here.

I wouldn't have sex with a man I found unattractive, why do you think I should?"

"You can't fuck a personality" just made me spit juice all over myself, 10/10. Nail hit right on the head!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And what if you're talking to a 30 year old man and his dad sees your messages. He decides to play a jolly jape on you and sends his son on an important errand,then goes to meet you? How surprised you will be to find the 30 is actually nearer 60

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've tried the paper bag mate...Doesn't work ......Gurning however....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this is what the internet has done to folk

its like living in an alternate reality at times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

This is NOT a fucking site.... This is a swinger's site...and if some swingers want a face photo they want a face photo....however if you are here just to fuck IMO you are not a swinger....swinging is a life choice, with socials, friendships etc in the mix too....so if you want to come on here for a quick fuck you might be a tad disappointed if you approach true swingers....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

So don't you look at pics before you mail people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

I'm only giving my opinion so no offense should be taken. Firstly this isn't a f* site, it's a swinging site.. Completely different things. So as a start I think there is a misunderstanding. As for face picture, no one is forced to send it out or forced onto anything for that matter. It all falls down to each individual's needs and if you don't meet them then move on and find one that demands less. If soneones looking for just s** then they can go out to a club and meet someone there whom are also looking for the same.. There are also people here looking for just that. But I personally wouldn't meet someone without seeing how they look like. I read on someone's profile "I don't do blinds, blindfolds are for the bedroom". Hopefully this wouldn't offend anyone and I do apologize if it did. It's just my opinion on the matter. Some people misunderstand and confuse swinging with F* site and that just gives off the wrong vibe. cheers! xx "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Because attraction plays a big part for most people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what bag they're wearing

Im not fucking anyone with a cheap shit bag over their head "

Loius Vuitton any good to you. You can keep the bag after if you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only wanna fuck beautiful people. It's weird to me that someone would choose to have sex with people they aren't attracted to. "

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

If I was a millionaire would that make me more attractive to women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what bag they're wearing

Im not fucking anyone with a cheap shit bag over their head

Loius Vuitton any good to you. You can keep the bag after if you wish. "

Deal, I'll fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a millionaire would that make me more attractive to women "

To some it would yes, to most...........no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You contradict yourself. You can't fuck a personality as someone recently said here.

I wouldn't have sex with a man I found unattractive, why do you think I should?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Prove real

Proves attraction

Proves willing

Shows more than a body ever will

Some might say its all in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a millionaire would that make me more attractive to women "

No

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Lol...not everyone has your any hole is a goal mentality..for some its more than just let me lay there while you shake your ding a ling in me..some of us like physical attraction..shock horror at the thought I know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

Lol...not everyone has your any hole is a goal mentality..for some its more than just let me lay there while you shake your ding a ling in me..some of us like physical attraction..shock horror at the thought I know.

"

Nothing more to add

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Think of it this way,.... If everyone had bags over their heads... You might be shagging your mum.. ..

Face pictures are the way forward..

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Why face pics?...

Kind of obvious really. You have to be attracted to that person and human attraction generally comes from looking at the face and the eyes. There's a hundred other things you can tune into as well but the face is what seals the deal.

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By *andb69Couple  over a year ago

leeds

Why?

Because some of us do bother to look at the mantlepiece when we're poking the fire.

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By *ovinglife5000Woman  over a year ago

London

that's the most desperate thing i've read for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

Prove real

Proves attraction

Proves willing

Shows more than a body ever will

Some might say its all in the eyes "

my pics said its all in my eyes

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"It's not rude to ask for face pics before chatting if you are interested in sex, prefer a particular type, and wish to be attracted to the person you have sex with.

Face pics early on for those people saves your time if you aren't their type.

I completely understand that my point was the way some people go about it, alot of the time it's bloody rude. Take the time compose a message for someone and get the reply "face pic". And get the point about sheer volume of messages some women have to deal with but manners doesn't cost anything, except a little time."

As a single male then I'd say it is rude to not send a face pic on your message.

And remember its online.you're the one competing against a shit load of other men so who cares if they have no manners with you?plenty of other guys will put up with it if you don't..its brutal out there,and no one cares about the perpetual hurt feelings of single guys

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Why don't you just go to a glory hole - you get your satisfaction without seeing the person on the other side, and at least you know they have a pulse

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

Hope you never get a facial injury then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what bag they're wearing

Im not fucking anyone with a cheap shit bag over their head

Loius Vuitton any good to you. You can keep the bag after if you wish.

Deal, I'll fuck you "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope you never get a facial injury then! "

Wouldn't it be better for a potential playmate to see your facial injury in a pic before meeting than to be shocked with it upon meeting. Facial injury doesn't mean ugly or you'll get a no , but by sending a pic it means they'll be no surprises upon meeting.

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then? "

What the fuck are you on about now ?

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

Been swinging year,s was in the pub trade for a long time did face pic,s on another site caused one big problem. It,s ok saying were all in the same boat but if your there in the public your an easy target for the wanker,s wont do face pic,s again also they have been used on other people,s profile,s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was a millionaire would that make me more attractive to women "

no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Hope you never get a facial injury then! "

So basically you're saying that people are only attracted to one type of face and that nobody can see past "good looks".

I think you misunderstand the nature of attraction.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then? "

Who would determine who is ugly? I don't find David Beckham attractive, would he be on that site?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Surely, people who were born with less than perfect looks should not be discriminated against. There but for the grace..."

Oh so this is an equalities act thing now....I see. Shouldn't matter to you though because you yourself admit you aren't bad looking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then? "

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap "

go up a few posts, Iv'e already registered the domain name, coming to an internet near you soon folks....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap "

Noooooooo!! I like bothering all the beautiful people on here with my ugly mug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap

Noooooooo!! I like bothering all the beautiful people on here with my ugly mug. "

You can be a member of both

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap

Noooooooo!! I like bothering all the beautiful people on here with my ugly mug.

You can be a member of both "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female."

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

You might qualify for the site love!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should you have a fab site only for ugely people then?

Great idea. Then us beautiful people don't have to look at their ugly mugs. Would make it much easier for the handsome men too as women wouldn't block single men. Fantastic idea,put it to Admin asap

Noooooooo!! I like bothering all the beautiful people on here with my ugly mug.

You can be a member of both "

Nah it'd be too difficult to offend anyone on there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!"

But they're meeting people and the guys aren't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You might qualify for the site love!"
Who are you referring too? us?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Be more like me and pelvic-thrust your beauty in the faces of unsuspecting females."

This just made me drop my biscuit in my tea, still giggling away to myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strapon alert!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"You might qualify for the site love!"

This from the person who feels that personality us important

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"You might qualify for the site love!"

who are you talking to? use the quote button, makes it so much easier to follow who you are insulting that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't have a particular problem with it however, some people are very rude when they insist on them before chatting or even attached to opening messages. Generally these people are dog rough too, sadly this place and the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female."

Think you're the one being rude.

They're asking for face pics so they can decide whether to chat and meet or not

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS  over a year ago

Epsom


"Is there something in the water? Recently I've seen posts suggesting that only good-looking people (whatever that means) should have preferences the rest of us should just be glad for anything we can get, women are way too choosy,new members don't stand a chance because a small group of us only meet each other, if you need to be attracted to a person to have sex with them you're shallow and if you turn a guy down you're obviously prejudiced in some way.

My question is why don't people realise that they aren't getting sex because they are going about it the wrong way."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!But they're meeting people and the guys aren't "

I prefer going to clubs, no need for face pics then.

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

No insult meant! Just letting you know what it's like to be "not all that" Judged by what you are and not who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex

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By *ire meet GasolineCouple  over a year ago

Reading


"Not bad-looking? Yet no avatar? Seem to getting a bit defensive there, mate. Be more like me and pelvic-thrust your beauty in the faces of unsuspecting females."

love it!! Gave me a great big grin!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"No insult meant! Just letting you know what it's like to be "not all that" Judged by what you are and not who you are."

ah so it was meant for me (really is better to use the quote button lol)

you think i dont know what it is like to be judged on my appearance?? oh walk a mile in my shoes sunshine!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak"

I'm going into competition against you and launching fabmingers...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We prefer to know if someone is compatible with us before going down the face pic route.

We rather meet an ordinary guy or girl with whom we are comfortable and can enjoy a relaxed mutually enjoyable meet than some beautiful gym body who thinks Mila Kunis is "not their type".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

I'm going into competition against you and launching fabmingers...

"

Can we join!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!"

It's heaven for us butt ugly women You men can't have it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex "

How many paper bags in your sex drawer Shag?

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds

[Removed by poster at 05/03/15 13:27:02]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex

How many paper bags in your sex drawer Shag? "

lol got no one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

I'm going into competition against you and launching fabmingers...

Can we join!! "

Everyone's welcome over here with us at FabFuglies

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex

How many paper bags in your sex drawer Shag? "

Well said you really make sense! I like you, but why hide your profile?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS  over a year ago

Epsom

Why a face pic.....?

Picture the scene if you will.

You message, chat and agree to meet. Great! you think I've got time to shave my legs, have a long bath, pamper and prep. All goes well until you realise you haven't a clue who your opening the door to. After all its bloody embarrassing to jump the UPS guy when you were looking for the postman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Do you watch dating in the dark as well by any chance?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

I agree

??

I mean do people really look at the mantlepiece white poking the fire

Get real

Lmfao

Ok so it's tongue in cheek

I like that too

Someone's else's tongue in my ass cheek ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex

How many paper bags in your sex drawer Shag?

Well said you really make sense! I like you, but why hide your profile?"

Yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

I agree

??

I mean do people really look at the mantlepiece white poking the fire

Get real

Lmfao

Ok so it's tongue in cheek

I like that too

Someone's else's tongue in my ass cheek ?? "

Well said. A fucks a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Mindset of the average man on Fab:

"What do you mean you don't want to have sex with me? That's not fair - I mean, I want to have sex with YOU.

I've done MY part. What's YOUR problem?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like turtles. C x

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"I like turtles. C x"

Thats disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!"

Don't be silly. We know you all look at the pictures first. Most of you don't bother with the profile at all!

Mutton dressed as lamb eh? And yet men still message us.

It's nice to know that people breaking their necks to meet us think so highly of us.

Comments like these, and the awareness that we're not actually respected, make it more likely we'll think badly of men. It's difficult not to think you all think the same way when comments like these are seen repeatedly.

It's only ever going to lead to a downward spiral of each sex having no respect for the other, yet still wanting to meet.

The mutton dressed as lamb comments actually put me off wanting to meet anyone. That's going to help people trying to get a meet how?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

Mindset of the average man on Fab:

"What do you mean you don't want to have sex with me? That's not fair - I mean, I want to have sex with YOU.

I've done MY part. What's YOUR problem?""

But surely that's the rules?? If I take the time to send a "Fancy a Fuck" message and they say No or ignore me I feel it my duty to report them as timewasters!! I thought everyone did this?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

Mindset of the average man on Fab:

"What do you mean you don't want to have sex with me? That's not fair - I mean, I want to have sex with YOU.

I've done MY part. What's YOUR problem?""

I often don't agree with you but this is one of the most accurate things I have ever read on here.

It sums some guys up perfectly.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!

Don't be silly. We know you all look at the pictures first. Most of you don't bother with the profile at all!

Mutton dressed as lamb eh? And yet men still message us.

It's nice to know that people breaking their necks to meet us think so highly of us.

Comments like these, and the awareness that we're not actually respected, make it more likely we'll think badly of men. It's difficult not to think you all think the same way when comments like these are seen repeatedly.

It's only ever going to lead to a downward spiral of each sex having no respect for the other, yet still wanting to meet.

The mutton dressed as lamb comments actually put me off wanting to meet anyone. That's going to help people trying to get a meet how?"

I agree with you the mutton dressed as lamb comment is cheap, lazy and speaks volumes about the attitude of some men towards women. The thing I find most amusing is that the men who think that way are under the illusion that we don't cotton on within nanoseconds of meeting them.

We stick to guys who realise what life is really about, there are a few of them on the forums and a few we've met and corresponded with.

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now"

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!"

In your opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!"

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!"

I thought it was about personality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!

I thought it was about personality "

Am I being thick or was this supposed to be an objection to people requiring face pics? Confused as to why someone would feel so strongly about it if they so good looking!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i think it was a joke he was making lol

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"i think it was a joke he was making lol"

No, no joke.

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"if a fuck was a fuck you wouldnt need fab to try and get one

distorted reality

forget the internet exists and go try get laid in the real world

my guess is you`ll end up back here in a week willing to fuck anything that twitches like you are now

I'm a lot better looking than you. But I don't brag about it!

I thought it was about personality "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i think it was a joke he was making lol

No, no joke."

still made me laugh

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"i think it was a joke he was making lol

No, no joke.

still made me laugh "

Me too mate

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By *horeyMan  over a year ago

Calne

Slightly OT, I remember taking a lady to a swingers club about 15 years ago (Skinnys in Brighton...anyone remember it) and they had a dark room. As we were being shown round as it was our first time there, when we got to the dark room she proclaimed in far too loud a voice "Is that where all the ugly people go to play?"...I hoped for a large hole to appear and swallow us up!!

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"Slightly OT, I remember taking a lady to a swingers club about 15 years ago (Skinnys in Brighton...anyone remember it) and they had a dark room. As we were being shown round as it was our first time there, when we got to the dark room she proclaimed in far too loud a voice "Is that where all the ugly people go to play?"...I hoped for a large hole to appear and swallow us up!! "

You'd better go and get her if you took her there 15years ago mate! She might be hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We get a million and one messages daily from people (usualy single men) saying I'm the hottest girl they have ever seen and that they will do anything, include pay, to fuck me.

And yet... Not one of them has seen my face. Or even read my profile for that matter.

The problem is that most people just click the pics first and if they like what they see they just want to fuck them... But they do it with such disregard for the person they fail to think about what the other person may want.

Face pics are a tricky subject. I've been involved in a few conversations here about them... My standing is that if you expect to meet, you need to be expected to show your face *at some point*. It's all well and good being in it for the personality. I know that and totally understand that ideology. But the truth is, without being attracted to somebody, how could I ever have sex with them?

This is the only time I'll ever do this on the forum, so here goes...

Anybody that wants to see our faces? Message us. We are not affraid to send them out, never have been and never will. I don't need to see you. But we keep our faces off our profile not because we are ugly, but because of our profession. Well ok... I hate the way i look and Gav in his mind thinks he's fat bastard from Austin Powers but still...

We always show our faces when asked but do expect you to do the same. This is one time we will break that rule.

But really... If it was all about fucking with a bag on your head, then I wouldn't for a second do this thing. I swing because I enjoy being sexual, and enjoy the thrill that comes with it. I enjoy for in bonds and friendships with people who enjoy the same as me. I don't do it so I can say I've slept with hundreds of people.

C x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

Have you tried googly eyes on your penis?

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By *othway OP   Man  over a year ago

leeds


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

Have you tried googly eyes on your penis? "

Thats so good. Googly eyes answer to everything.

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"It's not rude to ask for face pics before chatting if you are interested in sex, prefer a particular type, and wish to be attracted to the person you have sex with.

Face pics early on for those people saves your time if you aren't their type. "

This

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By *andb69Couple  over a year ago

leeds


"We get a million and one messages daily from people (usualy single men) saying I'm the hottest girl they have ever seen and that they will do anything, include pay, to fuck me.

And yet... Not one of them has seen my face. Or even read my profile for that matter.

The problem is that most people just click the pics first and if they like what they see they just want to fuck them... But they do it with such disregard for the person they fail to think about what the other person may want.

Face pics are a tricky subject. I've been involved in a few conversations here about them... My standing is that if you expect to meet, you need to be expected to show your face *at some point*. It's all well and good being in it for the personality. I know that and totally understand that ideology. But the truth is, without being attracted to somebody, how could I ever have sex with them?

This is the only time I'll ever do this on the forum, so here goes...

Anybody that wants to see our faces? Message us. We are not affraid to send them out, never have been and never will. I don't need to see you. But we keep our faces off our profile not because we are ugly, but because of our profession. Well ok... I hate the way i look and Gav in his mind thinks he's fat bastard from Austin Powers but still...

We always show our faces when asked but do expect you to do the same. This is one time we will break that rule.

But really... If it was all about fucking with a bag on your head, then I wouldn't for a second do this thing. I swing because I enjoy being sexual, and enjoy the thrill that comes with it. I enjoy for in bonds and friendships with people who enjoy the same as me. I don't do it so I can say I've slept with hundreds of people.

C x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak"

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp "

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles."

Just one thing before i lick the stamp

Do you promise me and cross your heart that this isnt one of those scam thingys as im trusting you here with my pension

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles.

Just one thing before i lick the stamp

Do you promise me and cross your heart that this isnt one of those scam thingys as im trusting you here with my pension

Gimp"

Of course it's genuine, does this face look like it tells lies ?

I'm 'onest Injun 'ere mate.

It's the best £439.27p you'll ever spend.

Guaranteed wall to wall pussy, all begging to jump on ya.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles.

Just one thing before i lick the stamp

Do you promise me and cross your heart that this isnt one of those scam thingys as im trusting you here with my pension

GimpOf course it's genuine, does this face look like it tells lies ?

I'm 'onest Injun 'ere mate.

It's the best £439.27p you'll ever spend.

Guaranteed wall to wall pussy, all begging to jump on ya."

Will this be a joint account as my poorly Ms Ha'penny would love to have a share of the wall to wall Pussy.. If you can take your hand off Her Ha'penny for a couple of minutes.

Please excuse my questions but i have been called gullible before now and would hate to waste that odd 27 pence...not to mention she would beat me to death with a wet Haddock

Gullible Gimp

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By *eithoWoman  over a year ago

Chatham

I wouldn't even talk to someone without seeing their face let alone 'fuck' them. In real life and on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles.

Just one thing before i lick the stamp

Do you promise me and cross your heart that this isnt one of those scam thingys as im trusting you here with my pension

GimpOf course it's genuine, does this face look like it tells lies ?

I'm 'onest Injun 'ere mate.

It's the best £439.27p you'll ever spend.

Guaranteed wall to wall pussy, all begging to jump on ya.

Will this be a joint account as my poorly Ms Ha'penny would love to have a share of the wall to wall Pussy.. If you can take your hand off Her Ha'penny for a couple of minutes.

Please excuse my questions but i have been called gullible before now and would hate to waste that odd 27 pence...not to mention she would beat me to death with a wet Haddock

Gullible Gimp"

Special double platinum membership for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FabFuglies.com

I'm setting it up as we speak

Can i sign up now..can i can i can i pwitty please

Ps who do i make the cheque out to

Gurning Gimp

If you sign up for a full year......make a cheque payable to NaughtyTwosome get rich quick inc' for the amount of £439.27p

Thank you for your support

I'll mail you your password from our retreat in the Seychelles.

Just one thing before i lick the stamp

Do you promise me and cross your heart that this isnt one of those scam thingys as im trusting you here with my pension

GimpOf course it's genuine, does this face look like it tells lies ?

I'm 'onest Injun 'ere mate.

It's the best £439.27p you'll ever spend.

Guaranteed wall to wall pussy, all begging to jump on ya.

Will this be a joint account as my poorly Ms Ha'penny would love to have a share of the wall to wall Pussy.. If you can take your hand off Her Ha'penny for a couple of minutes.

Please excuse my questions but i have been called gullible before now and would hate to waste that odd 27 pence...not to mention she would beat me to death with a wet Haddock

Gullible GimpSpecial double platinum membership for you."

I am honoured Kind Sir

Please be sending the invoice to

Mustaffa fuckinscrewloose@Mouldyhomefornutnuts.co.com.gov.orgy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!

It's heaven for us butt ugly women You men can't have it all "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rejection does funny things to people's perception.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not rude to ask for face pics before chatting if you are interested in sex, prefer a particular type, and wish to be attracted to the person you have sex with.

Face pics early on for those people saves your time if you aren't their type. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gone for it.

am about to meet and fuck someone i have never even seen.

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I wouldn't even talk to someone without seeing their face let alone 'fuck' them. In real life and on here. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"gone for it.

am about to meet and fuck someone i have never even seen. "

it went better than i expected. told him i wanted to cum on his face, he turned up, was well hot and had a nice cock so bonus.

gonna do this more often i think. paper bags not needed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't have a particular problem with it however, some people are very rude when they insist on them before chatting or even attached to opening messages. Generally these people are dog rough too, sadly this place and the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female."
so true ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

who cares so long as you have a pulse lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

No, its a swinging site...even on fucking sites its common practice to actually fuck people you're attracted to...unless you're a brut who will fuck anything of course...you Sir are an idiot, and this post counts in my top 10 most stupid fab posts ever

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By *umblewhoreOnCamWoman  over a year ago

Burntwood


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "

If I'm going to give my body to someone to enjoy, I want to be attracted to them. Face and body pics are far more important than a cock shot that's for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this?

If I'm going to give my body to someone to enjoy, I want to be attracted to them. Face and body pics are far more important than a cock shot that's for sure! "

Definitely agree have to be attracted to someone and vice versa

Don't wana be used for my body lol else we'd all be walking round with bags on our heads if faces weren't important......

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By *umblewhoreOnCamWoman  over a year ago

Burntwood


"We get a million and one messages daily from people (usualy single men) saying I'm the hottest girl they have ever seen and that they will do anything, include pay, to fuck me.

And yet... Not one of them has seen my face. Or even read my profile for that matter.

The problem is that most people just click the pics first and if they like what they see they just want to fuck them... But they do it with such disregard for the person they fail to think about what the other person may want.

Face pics are a tricky subject. I've been involved in a few conversations here about them... My standing is that if you expect to meet, you need to be expected to show your face *at some point*. It's all well and good being in it for the personality. I know that and totally understand that ideology. But the truth is, without being attracted to somebody, how could I ever have sex with them?

This is the only time I'll ever do this on the forum, so here goes...

Anybody that wants to see our faces? Message us. We are not affraid to send them out, never have been and never will. I don't need to see you. But we keep our faces off our profile not because we are ugly, but because of our profession. Well ok... I hate the way i look and Gav in his mind thinks he's fat bastard from Austin Powers but still...

We always show our faces when asked but do expect you to do the same. This is one time we will break that rule.

But really... If it was all about fucking with a bag on your head, then I wouldn't for a second do this thing. I swing because I enjoy being sexual, and enjoy the thrill that comes with it. I enjoy for in bonds and friendships with people who enjoy the same as me. I don't do it so I can say I've slept with hundreds of people.

C x"

Perfect reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? "
When I was first on here years ago I was a little green so I meet this man ...... He said tall and lovely he said.. when he got there he was over 30 stone green teeth smelt like no bath for a year and looked just like shrek ............... so never again I now ask for pics if I ever meet. As you live and learn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a fucking site, ya. Everyone should be made to wear a bag on their head! I'm not bad looking but, why face pics? The person is more important. I want to fuck you not marry you! Has anyone got any thoughts on this? When I was first on here years ago I was a little green so I meet this man ...... He said tall and lovely he said.. when he got there he was over 30 stone green teeth smelt like no bath for a year and looked just like shrek ............... so never again I now ask for pics if I ever meet. As you live and learn."

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't have a particular problem with it however, some people are very rude when they insist on them before chatting or even attached to opening messages. Generally these people are dog rough too, sadly this place and the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female."

Ouch lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't need to be attracted to them as its just a fuck and go, that's the good thing with casual sex "

Surprisingly I do

I could never kiss someone I found ugly and I love kissing

Visual stimulation for me is as important as physical

I dont need love, feelings etc to have good sex but I do have to be attracted to them other wise I'm just going through the motions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't have a particular problem with it however, some people are very rude when they insist on them before chatting or even attached to opening messages. Generally these people are dog rough too, sadly this place and the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female."

You come over as one of those men who tell women they are ugly twats anyway if they say no thanks

Does not matter how dog rough somebody is we all have the rights to see who we are talking to and say no if not attracted to them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to be attracted to them. Face and body pics are far more important than a cock shot that's for sure!

Definitely agree have to be attracted to someone and vice versa

Don't wana be used for my body lol else we'd all be walking round with bags on our heads if faces weren't important...... "

Not all females think like this. In the 12+ months that I have been going to Chams, I have seen enough females on their backs on the big bed in the orgy room fucking guy after guy with no regard to what they looked like or what their personality was like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to be attracted to them. Face and body pics are far more important than a cock shot that's for sure!

Definitely agree have to be attracted to someone and vice versa

Don't wana be used for my body lol else we'd all be walking round with bags on our heads if faces weren't important......

Not all females think like this. In the 12+ months that I have been going to Chams, I have seen enough females on their backs on the big bed in the orgy room fucking guy after guy with no regard to what they looked like or what their personality was like."

How do you know? Maybe she got to know and picked them out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the sheer number of single guys results in the over inflated ego's of many a mutton dressed as lamb female.

Hahahahaha! Funniest, and yet truest, observation I've read on here for a long time. You read some profiles and you think, fuck she must be hot as hell, and then you check out the pics and it's like, wtf!

Don't be silly. We know you all look at the pictures first. Most of you don't bother with the profile at all!

Mutton dressed as lamb eh? And yet men still message us.

It's nice to know that people breaking their necks to meet us think so highly of us.

Comments like these, and the awareness that we're not actually respected, make it more likely we'll think badly of men. It's difficult not to think you all think the same way when comments like these are seen repeatedly.

It's only ever going to lead to a downward spiral of each sex having no respect for the other, yet still wanting to meet.

The mutton dressed as lamb comments actually put me off wanting to meet anyone. That's going to help people trying to get a meet how?"

I have to find the female I'm having sex with attractive. I can't just have sex with anyone. That's why I mostly have sex at clubs, I can actually get to know them a little before anything happen and afterwards if I see them in the club again I'll chat to them again. Private meets where you've only seen a photo and know nothing of their personality are a minefield.

On the flipside some people will fuck anyone and have zero respect for them.

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By *odramafunCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire


"Because I need to be attracted to someone to fuck them "

AGREE!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to be attracted to them. Face and body pics are far more important than a cock shot that's for sure!

Definitely agree have to be attracted to someone and vice versa

Don't wana be used for my body lol else we'd all be walking round with bags on our heads if faces weren't important......

Not all females think like this. In the 12+ months that I have been going to Chams, I have seen enough females on their backs on the big bed in the orgy room fucking guy after guy with no regard to what they looked like or what their personality was like.

How do you know? Maybe she got to know and picked them out"

Er no, there is no prior selection process haha! The only criteria usually is that they have a hard on and a condom and are in the queue of guys waiting their turn.

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