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what's the best nickname you have heard?
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over a year ago
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I once described a female colleague as an ankle biter.
A petite female with no obvious talent except her boobs and knows how to show off her cleavage, and by being pushy like a dog with a bone, got to where she is allegedly not by hard work.
I love saying no to her!  |
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over a year ago
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I refuse to tell you all of the worst one i have been called. It's not my fault i get noseblleds every 28 days.
Half the nicknames we used as schoolkids wouldn't be allowed in today's PC climate."
lol - haunting nickname....;-)
Did you see the debate on "dyke on a bike" the other day - talking of pc...
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I refuse to tell you all of the worst one i have been called. It's not my fault i get noseblleds every 28 days.
Half the nicknames we used as schoolkids wouldn't be allowed in today's PC climate.
lol - haunting nickname....;-)
Did you see the debate on "dyke on a bike" the other day - talking of pc...
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Not as such, but i read that Clare Baldings complaint was upheld. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a club where everyone had nicknames a guy joined and was upset at the lack of his, so they started called him Bob. He was well pleased until someone pointed out the it stood for "boring old bastard". He stuck with it though as it was true!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a guy in our local every one calls "moth" I couldn't guess why, so I was told 2 put money in the bandit, sure enough over he came, attracted to the flashing lights, don't know who thinks them up but they're a lot cleverer than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i may or may not have met someone with a stammer whose best friend called him 'donkey'
when i asked why he replied 'he all he all he always calls me that' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a friend who's nickname is 'Trundle', in school he was as round as he was tall and would regularly turn up to class late, so the teacher said on one occasion 'Here he comes, trundling in late as usual' it stuck and 30 odd years on we still call him 'trundle' lol |
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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago
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my mrs is a bugger for giving nicknames to the guys we play with, such as panda,
now panda is the nicest guy you ever wanna meet, once you get past the bullshit the ex porn star, i can keep it up for hours ect... anything you've done he's done it better or knows someone who has lol, when ever we met to play he was always rushing off afterwards. So Panda = eats shoots and leaves lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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enoch - in my youth did a summer season in cornwall and the old lady washer upper exclaimed "ooh there's Enoch" when she saw a fat seagull land on the window ledge.
Enoch? I said. Why?
Coz e knock on the window  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"enoch - in my youth did a summer season in cornwall and the old lady washer upper exclaimed "ooh there's Enoch" when she saw a fat seagull land on the window ledge.
Enoch? I said. Why?
Coz e knock on the window "
hahahahaha that made me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mate of mine once introduced me to a lad in our local who generally had no standards when it came to his sexual daliances as "Gravy". When I asked him how he got that name he said, "Cos he goes with owt. So long as it's not sweet".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was called Pele by a group on a hen night, on the grounds that he was the only Brazilian they knew.
This story will mean nothing to most of you, and doesn't end the way it ought."
Sadly I go back that far too... and with the same results...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a guy i worked with,was married for ten years.he had no kids,and got the nickname seedless.he now has 3 kids,but we still call him seedless."
Oops my ex's brothers nickname is 'Jaffa' & he still ain't got any kids lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been called Drambuie, because its the name of a good liquor. lol"
Are you the same one who put a sign in your saloon bar which read:
"Liquor in the front.... Poker in the rear"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the guys in work is called Chaos, for obvious reasons (it honestly suits him too lol).
Another guy is called muscles. His surname is Russell, and well, he's a bit thin really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was in the military with a guy called grumf.. he never found out why he was called it, and was happy to have a special name from the lads.
Grotesquely Repulsive Ugly Mother Fucker
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ten-pin,
Guy in the pub known as ten-pin.
He had an ingrowing hair in his ass and had to have surgery to have it removed, a procedure that involves cutting away part of the anus and packing it for several months, they cut you a temporary hole, the procedure failed twice, so we assume he had several new holes cut, as a result you could hold him like a bowling ball.  |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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"Ten-pin,
Guy in the pub known as ten-pin.
He had an ingrowing hair in his ass and had to have surgery to have it removed, a procedure that involves cutting away part of the anus and packing it for several months, they cut you a temporary hole, the procedure failed twice, so we assume he had several new holes cut, as a result you could hold him like a bowling ball. "
I think we have a winner! Now that's a funny one.
There used to be a chap in town who apparently only had a single testicle. He was, of course, known as Womble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor boy at our school was called dickhead all the time as his real name was John Thomas .... Just imagine his surname.
A guy we knew in the RAF, his surname was Flower. He was nicknamed petal. He was 6ft 5inch and built like a brick outhouse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend and I was recently discussing a certain female whom we both know and he said 'do you know they call her Alton Towers'.. I replied why.. He said 'because everyone has ridden her'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have mate called paperlad because he used to deliver newspaprers.
we are 49 now and he is still called paperlad by everyone even though he now owns his own engineering business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate i grew up with was on the larger side when was younger, was hard as nails so if you called him fat or said anything about his size, he would snap.
so we had to be cleaver and started calling him TAF TEG, or TEG for short which he loved. untill at least 10yrs later, now gym boy in great shape over drinks in pub he asked any way why did you all start calling me TEG.
easy another said, right it down the other way round.
FAT GET
TAF TEG
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy in work is known as 'Elevenerife'. Cos if you've been to Tenerife he'll have been to.........
Another one was known as the paranoid balloon cos his pep talks always finished with 'Don't let me down lads'
And yet another was known as 'Kipper'....two faced and no back bone. |
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