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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Fab (and the forums) are so diverse and full of weird, wonderful and clever people.
I learn something new each and every day. So, if Fab had a university, what schools or departments would there be?
I definitely think that the English Department would be over subscribed for those (like me) who struggle with grammatical correctness and punctuation. My spieling is fine  |
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"No idea, but can we collaborate with Sydney University? I've heard they are doing some ground-breaking research.  "
Yes but no one's giving their permission to share pics or info so might be tricky |
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You could have a sexual research department. Would require research of the pleasure occuring due to various positions, orgasm etc etc etc. This would of course require a great deal of observation of copulation all day, every day, all in the name of science, you understand.
I'm signing up right now, as a subject lol |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"You could have a sexual research department. Would require research of the pleasure occuring due to various positions, orgasm etc etc etc. This would of course require a great deal of observation of copulation all day, every day, all in the name of science, you understand.
I'm signing up right now, as a subject lol"
Would this be a two or three year course? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Art, specifically the Art of Seduction?
Who would be the head of that department? "
ShagTonight of course!  I'm getting my matric card printed up as we speak.. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Art, specifically the Art of Seduction?
Who would be the head of that department?
ShagTonight of course! I'm getting my matric card printed up as we speak.."
But he beats around the bush too much surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Art, specifically the Art of Seduction?
Who would be the head of that department?
ShagTonight of course! I'm getting my matric card printed up as we speak..
But he beats around the bush too much surely? "
Only in dark nights in Penge |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Art, specifically the Art of Seduction?
Who would be the head of that department?
ShagTonight of course! I'm getting my matric card printed up as we speak..
But he beats around the bush too much surely?
Only in dark nights in Penge"
Where exactly is that then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Art, specifically the Art of Seduction?
Who would be the head of that department?
ShagTonight of course! I'm getting my matric card printed up as we speak..
But he beats around the bush too much surely?
Only in dark nights in Penge
Where exactly is that then? "
haha straight to the Geography dept. with you Pumpkin!! |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
How about psycology studies? For those single men out here on the fringes who struggle for a meet? We could also offer anger management for the above mentioned singles who wrestle with deleted messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Journalism - I only have to go into a fab forum to find out what's happening in the world and usually before it's on the main news!!!!
With an obituary department for all the RIP's posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Journalism - I only have to go into a fab forum to find out what's happening in the world and usually before it's on the main news!!!!
With an obituary department for all the RIP's posts "
I don't bother reading the news and I know exactly what is trending on social networks from looking at the Lounge threads. Half the time I have no idea who or what they are talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Science and technology department - useful for those wanting to manufacture their own fucking machines.
Environmental and conservation department - discovering new uses for Sky Remotes and Lynx cans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Statistics.
Lots of studies and researches can be done.
Eat your heart out Sydney University.
43.2% of members might not agree with you. "
86.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Science and technology department - useful for those wanting to manufacture their own fucking machines.
Environmental and conservation department - discovering new uses for Sky Remotes and Lynx cans "
If Ikea were to manufacture and distribute fuck machines what would they be called?
That's possibly a new thread topic in it's own right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Science and technology department - useful for those wanting to manufacture their own fucking machines.
Environmental and conservation department - discovering new uses for Sky Remotes and Lynx cans
If Ikea were to manufacture and distribute fuck machines what would they be called?
That's possibly a new thread topic in it's own right. "
Probably a name that sounds nothing like the object it is.
Dijkbøeller would be mildly amusing. I think... |
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"You could have a sexual research department. Would require research of the pleasure occuring due to various positions, orgasm etc etc etc. This would of course require a great deal of observation of copulation all day, every day, all in the name of science, you understand.
I'm signing up right now, as a subject lol
Would this be a two or three year course? "
Five years I reckon! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"You could have a sexual research department. Would require research of the pleasure occuring due to various positions, orgasm etc etc etc. This would of course require a great deal of observation of copulation all day, every day, all in the name of science, you understand.
I'm signing up right now, as a subject lol
Would this be a two or three year course?
Five years I reckon! "
I am torn between this and the 'How to use a ruler' class. I want to invigilate that class. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research "
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I was head girl at high school,so id probably continue along those lines at fab uni  "
I was labelled the class clown. 
It was the enormous shoes that gave the game away. That and when my mother dropped me off it was always by ejector seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research? "
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding"
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was head girl at high school,so id probably continue along those lines at fab uni
I was labelled the class clown.
It was the enormous shoes that gave the game away. That and when my mother dropped me off it was always by ejector seat. "
Was that you who was always chasing people with a bucket of glitter? You look so different without your red nose. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I was head girl at high school,so id probably continue along those lines at fab uni
I was labelled the class clown.
It was the enormous shoes that gave the game away. That and when my mother dropped me off it was always by ejector seat.
Was that you who was always chasing people with a bucket of glitter? You look so different without your red nose."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi. "
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant "
But do they look hot topless? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant
But do they look hot topless? "
Woukd you want to see ed milliband topless?? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant
But do they look hot topless?
Woukd you want to see ed milliband topless??"
That's my point. Hell no! Unless he is in the stocks and covered in egg and rotten tomatoes. Now Boris Johnson...ooh that's a different matter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant
But do they look hot topless?
Woukd you want to see ed milliband topless??
That's my point. Hell no! Unless he is in the stocks and covered in egg and rotten tomatoes. Now Boris Johnson...ooh that's a different matter. "
Really?? Is it the hair style that gets you? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Doesn't seem to be anyone on the examinations department... Think that would be a good role for me to have make sure the practical sessions were being done correctly!
Alternatively the research department!! Someone has got to check that it is scientifically possible to insert inanimate objects in to the human orifaces that can be seen in fab university... Obviously that will be government funded research
Are we talking quantitive or qualitative research?
Good point I guess we would need to set up one of each department... Anything for extra funding
Anything? The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
Sounds good!!
Would have bought with how sleazy politicians are they be more than happy to run this the University!! They would be fully paid up members, wouldn't need a grant
But do they look hot topless?
Woukd you want to see ed milliband topless??
That's my point. Hell no! Unless he is in the stocks and covered in egg and rotten tomatoes. Now Boris Johnson...ooh that's a different matter.
Really?? Is it the hair style that gets you? "
Nah. It's the 'strange as a bottle of crisps' that makes me go weak at the knees. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi. "
I'd like to run the student bar, I have experience of bar work in a night club. I would need a couple of topless barmaids though. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
I'd like to run the student bar, I have experience of bar work in a night club. I would need a couple of topless barmaids though."
We have a robust Equalities and Diversity Policy here. For every topless barmaid there has to be a topless bar man (who is toned). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Automotive department - responsible for efficient running of the Outrage Bus. Calling at Bareback Roulette on sea, picking up Cheating Guys from Little Sympathy, a quick trip round the Unequality Drive at Club entrance. Finishing off at Popcorn on the Couch |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Automotive department - responsible for efficient running of the Outrage Bus. Calling at Bareback Roulette on sea, picking up Cheating Guys from Little Sympathy, a quick trip round the Unequality Drive at Club entrance. Finishing off at Popcorn on the Couch "
All aboard?
I get dibs on the back seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Automotive department - responsible for efficient running of the Outrage Bus. Calling at Bareback Roulette on sea, picking up Cheating Guys from Little Sympathy, a quick trip round the Unequality Drive at Club entrance. Finishing off at Popcorn on the Couch
All aboard?
I get dibs on the back seat. "
there is no room. You will have to sit on my lap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
I'd like to run the student bar, I have experience of bar work in a night club. I would need a couple of topless barmaids though.
We have a robust Equalities and Diversity Policy here. For every topless barmaid there has to be a topless bar man (who is toned). "
Darn it there's one application form that's gone straight in the bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Student Bar (Fabs) needs a pole and a jacuzzi.
I'd like to run the student bar, I have experience of bar work in a night club. I would need a couple of topless barmaids though.
We have a robust Equalities and Diversity Policy here. For every topless barmaid there has to be a topless bar man (who is tone deaf). "
I corrected your typo. I Apply for any position on offer |
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