"Vanessa Feltz "
.......the one who does the galaxy ad....(..moon river)...when she's blinks like that....I just want to fuckin slap that stupid look off her face. ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As above, deffo the Kardashians (him). She loves them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of TOWIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miranda Hart

Jeremy Clarkson

Nicholas Cage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

david dickinson - great antiques programme til he sticks his orange face on the screen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I have a list of celebrities that I would like to punch in the face repeatedly. The list is not static and the celebs (mainly Z listers) can move up and down accordingly.

1. Shane Ritchie

2. Joe Pascale

3. Marty Pellow

4. Eddie Murphy

5. Zoella (You Tube)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone from a reality show who then thinks that makes them famous.

Fucking twats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

David hasselhoff...what a prick! Oh and Katie Price!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell Brand

George Galloway

Katie Price

All of the cast of Towie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol"

I collect Christmas Crackers

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Katie hopkins

Russel brand

Jimmy carr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol

I collect Christmas Crackers

Gimp"

pull the other one

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Jim davidson ,always found him rank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimmy Carr

Paris Hilton

Bruce Forsythe

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

Graham norton

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By *ornyspunkMan over a year ago

trucking all over

Dominic littlewood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Katie Hopkins for sure. I do follow her tweets but that's just to give me an outlet for hurling abuse at her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol

I collect Christmas Crackers

Gimp

pull the other one

More tissues Greedy

Gimp

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By *hechairman18Man over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Jimmy Carr,

Graham Norton,

Anne Robinson, smug twat, she thinks she is a real smart arse.

I would never get tired of hitting her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bill Oddy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol

I collect Christmas Crackers

Gimp

pull the other one

More tissues Greedy

Gimp"

Yeah I am a bit greedy thats why i like both pulled

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Kardashians. Once they have gone I can focus my anger more proportionally amongst the other idiots out there

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Forgot another James corden.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman fuckin Pat, Bastards always late with my Giro.

Gimp

you must sign on at the same joke shop i do lol

I collect Christmas Crackers

Gimp

pull the other one

More tissues Greedy

Gimp

Yeah I am a bit greedy thats why i like both pulled

Sorry I can't concentrate now I have a porn Movie running through my head

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Kardashians anthough they do provide a public service by teaching people to speak through their noses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael bloody McIntyre! God I just want to slap him and shut him up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

George Hook - he makes me want to gouge his eyes out.

Pompous prick!

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By *uyfromchiMan over a year ago

CHICHESTER

ferne cotton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like Reese Witherspoon's or Keira Knightley's jaws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like Reese Witherspoon's or Keira Knightley's jaws. "

Reese is in some god awful movies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"George Hook - he makes me want to gouge his eyes out.

Pompous prick!

Kanye west!!!!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Gordon Ramsey, WTF is it with slapping his hands

Cannot stand the man

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Jeremy Kyle"

It should be legal to actually shoot the twat

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"David hasselhoff...what a prick! Oh and Katie Price!"

Lives the Hoff

Hates miss airbags

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Julia Roberts.....cringe!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"George Hook - he makes me want to gouge his eyes out.

Pompous prick!

Kanye west!!!!

Haha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Peter Kay - so much talent, but so much laziness. Everything he's done past Phoenix Nights has either been derivative, or attacking an easy target, like the Saturday night talent contests.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Louis Fu&%ing Spence

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By *dventuroususCouple over a year ago

sunderland

Justin bieber

russell brand

jeremy Clarkson

Piers morgan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russel fuck face brand, most of x factor, crap white rappers ( dickhead green) and that tit head sam smith.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gino Dicampo (the chef) for denying is northern roots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard Hammond - Top Gear

Harry Styles - but that's because he's rich and shag fits celebrities.

Robbie Savage

Alan Shearer

Gary Lineker

Eddie Hearn

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Margaret Thatcher

Chris Tarrant

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By *allipygousMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Louis Fu&%ing Spence

Ditto. Loathe him with a passion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Richard Gere...smug bastard...

Yeah,but wouldn't we all be

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple over a year ago

Bridlington

Gok Wan. Enough said.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Adrian Chiles

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

Nigel Pearson (Leicester City Manager)

Michael Owen

Dale Winton

Prince Philip, Charles, Andrew.

George Osborne, Blair, Brown.

All make my skin crawl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barbara Windsor.

I'd gladly do time in prison for punching her, repeatedly, in the face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kanye West - got is head so far up his own arse

Perez Hilton - attention seeker always being controversial to stay in the public eye

Louis Walsh - come out with the same lines year after year & needs to be retired

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By *rat32Couple over a year ago

North Notts

Cheryl Cole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheryl Cole "

I like her...until she opens her mouth...

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Anyone claiming to be famous!! If your claiming your probably not

Fame should be linked to all round ability and humility.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vanessa Feltz .......the one who does the galaxy ad....(..moon river)...when she's blinks like that....I just want to fuckin slap that stupid look off her face. .... "

that's audrey hepburn. I don't think you can slap that look off her face. She's kinda dead

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

All the cast of Towie, made in Chelsea, and the only way is Essex!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Barbara Windsor.

I'd gladly do time in prison for punching her, repeatedly, in the face."

My friend was a chauffeur to her for the big breakfast show back in the day

She. Barbara forgot her wig boxes and screamed at my mate for not reminding her

No one's bloody able to mind read

She is a proper nasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Justin Beiber... Little tosspot!"

Cant believe he got away with not being mentioned for so long!

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By *icefellatwoMan over a year ago

hastings

Phillip Schofield

Horrible person that gets in everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a list of celebrities that I would like to punch in the face repeatedly. The list is not static and the celebs (mainly Z listers) can move up and down accordingly.

1. Shane Ritchie

2. Joe Pascale

3. Marty Pellow

4. Eddie Murphy

5. Zoella (You Tube)

Omg my daughter luvs Zoella i wanna bitch slap her . selfie stick i don't wanna buy my innocent daughter a selfie stick for her birthday wtf Shes 13 only thing i can think a selfie stivk is for is for takin twat shoots ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any footballer earning more than me and whingeing about the fame, money and the apparently hard work kicking a football around a park for 90 minutes involves. Cole,Defoe,Rooney Terry, Gazza the list is endless. Also Katie Price why would a man go near this human rights violation.

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By *dventuroususCouple over a year ago

sunderland

"All the cast of Towie, made in Chelsea, and the only way is Essex! "

towie and the only way is essex are the same thing lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicole shirtslinger and those fucking muller adverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leonardo Di Caprio, Hugh Grant, and I'd LOVE to see someone kick Sean Penn's fucking ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shane Ritchie

Steven mulhern

Peter Andre

Katie Hopkins

Justin bieber

Taylor swift

Stacey Solomon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alan Carr!! Vile man could smash his face with a brick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Natalie Cassidy ( sonia ) eastenders!!

I could actually kill her lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Katie Hopkins, Towie generally, Gok, safestyle bloke

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Any reality/lackoftalent show non celebrity. The contribute nothing to society.

Susanna Reid - too fucking twee and up herself (mind you, she seems to have fucked her career now!)

George Osborne - I am not sure that he counts as a celebrity as he appears to be an alien.....he looks like an extraterrestrial from Men in Black

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By *etitesaraTV/TS over a year ago

rochdale

Dr Susannah Lipscombe.

I watch a lot of historical programmes, & she drives me bonkers. Yes, we get that you are pretty as well as talented & intelligent but quit with the soft focus shots & the lingering pouts to the bloody camera - you are supposed to be a serious historian not a reality show bimbo!

Much prefer watching programmes done by Dr Janina Ramirez, she brings a sense of passion & genuine love for her subject to the programme.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Anne Hathaway. I HATE her. Can't watch films with her in them, which is annoying as there are a few I'd like to see.

Amanda Seyfried. Same as above.

Would like to donk their heads together really hard a few (hundred) times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any reality/lackoftalent show non celebrity. The contribute nothing to society.

Susanna Reid - too fucking twee and up herself (mind you, she seems to have fucked her career now!)

George Osborne - I am not sure that he counts as a celebrity as he appears to be an alien.....he looks like an extraterrestrial from Men in Black"