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If you could fart in someone's face
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Just because you can
Who would you choose?
Ya cannot say me ffs
Today I'd choose to fart in the taxi driver who drove me home last week and he had the damn cheek to ask if I'd had 9 pints of stowfords press cider again today
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over a year ago
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Today my dog he's right got one on him this morning, refused to go for his walk so I took the other two wthout him, sat crying behind the door so I went back, still put the breaks on so I left him, so annoying, I fart in that dogs face  |
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over a year ago
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Aw if i fart in someones face it means they're special to me...dunno, sometimes my farts are rank though, i would not fart in someone i love face at these times. Our cat used to lie under my bum and seem to enjoy my farts, but we haven't seen her for over a month now so i would love to fart in her face. |
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"Aw if i fart in someones face it means they're special to me...dunno, sometimes my farts are rank though, i would not fart in someone i love face at these times. Our cat used to lie under my bum and seem to enjoy my farts, but we haven't seen her for over a month now so i would love to fart in her face."
" sometimes " im still wiping my eyes ive been abt and never smelt a GOOD fart!!  |
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over a year ago
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"I got ask by a bloke on here through a message if I'd do that to him and if he could put beans or spaghetti all over me soon used the block button lol"
i know you never got the message where i wanted to film it too! |
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"Tony Blair.....and I would light it too!
If the man had been taken to Nuremberg in 1945/6 he would have swung from a rope."
He was my first thought as well but only after 6 pints and a Vindaloo, and yes I would also light it. |
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"Tony Blair.....and I would light it too!
If the man had been taken to Nuremberg in 1945/6 he would have swung from a rope.
He was my first thought as well but only after 6 pints and a Vindaloo, and yes I would also light it."
Problem is he would probably pull a big grin and deflect the smelly flames using his incredibly large rack of asbestos coated teeth! |
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