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Ladies - what things have you put up your front bum?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion???? |
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????"
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL"
well the usual sitting on a washing machine does it but it has to be a 1600 spin programme, a 900 just dont do it anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL"
I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them |
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"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.
I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.
And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!"
After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!
More chances for those who keep up!
LOL
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.
I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.
And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!
After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!
More chances for those who keep up!
LOL
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and u wud know bout keeping it up????? the cucumber????? |
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL
I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them"
Please mail her a link to Fab's!
We want the details form the other side.
LOL |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.
I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.
And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!
After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!
More chances for those who keep up!
LOL
and u wud know bout keeping it up????? the cucumber?????"
PEE MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL
I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them
Please mail her a link to Fab's!
We want the details form the other side.
LOL"
She is on fabs |
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"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed
So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????
Quite a canteen!
Job interview was it?
LOL
I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them
Please mail her a link to Fab's!
We want the details form the other side.
LOL
She is on fabs"
Oh - now that could be interesting! 
Will she make herself known?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marrow!
Organic one?
oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides
It stings then????
Oooooooooooooooooooh...."
i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Marrow!
Organic one?
oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides
It stings then????
Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm "
Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!
LOL
Are we really all that boring - or that shy????
he he he he he hehehehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marrow!
Organic one?
oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides
It stings then????
Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!
LOL
Are we really all that boring - or that shy????
he he he he he hehehehehehehe"
i wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Marrow!
Organic one?
oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides
It stings then????
Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!
LOL
Are we really all that boring - or that shy????
he he he he he hehehehehehehei wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x"
Thats SICK!!!
I used to eat that as a kid!!!!
lol xxx |
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"Marrow!
Organic one?
oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides
It stings then????
Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!
LOL
Are we really all that boring - or that shy????
he he he he he hehehehehehehei wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x
Thats SICK!!!
I used to eat that as a kid!!!!
lol xxx"
Well I'll try anything once!
Care to show me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!
I hear Honey Pot is very gorgeuos indeed!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Oh indeed she is, I actually fell at her feet when I met her!! lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!
I hear Honey Pot is very gorgeuos indeed!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh indeed she is, I actually fell at her feet when I met her!! lol"
Hope it didnt dislodge your catheter!!!
dont want you pissing on the sexy girl now do we!!! |
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"And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!
That's a good thing though, isn't it? hehe
LOL
No one else picked up on that one!!!
10 outta 10 - and thats a first!!!
hehehehex"
eye rolling smiley needed
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Nice to see you back again Jeza lol
Ok lots, the normal cucumber stuff, the normal veg, carrots, parsnips etc although she is a brave lady who tried the marrow !
What was nice was a ketchup bottle after it had been in the fridge, that made the Mr go buy a glass dildo which does the same thing but better.
Deodrant cans... chocolate etc.
So Jez, is your workmate going to demonstrate for you in the canteen anytime soon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice to see you back again Jeza lol
Ok lots, the normal cucumber stuff, the normal veg, carrots, parsnips etc although she is a brave lady who tried the marrow !
What was nice was a ketchup bottle after it had been in the fridge, that made the Mr go buy a glass dildo which does the same thing but better.
Deodrant cans... chocolate etc.
So Jez, is your workmate going to demonstrate for you in the canteen anytime soon?"
Gosh first time ive been referred to as a lady! lol |
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Blimey, so we aren't the only "vegetarians" on here then lol!!!
As for "keeping up".... "staying hard" etc, I seem to be developing a bit of a reputation in our group of friends for lasting quite a while, at the last party it was about 6 hours, (and three ladies!!), personally I think its the condoms!! I often find its the ladies that cant hack the pace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ice ...
Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!
Beer bottle was nice
Oh the memories!!!
Damn I got snickers  "
Snickers????? ...dod you like to get the NUTS in too lol!
How about the gear stick from a mark 1 ford escort? I sat astride the two seats and lowered on to it.....Well I was really horny at the time!! xx |
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"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!"
OK Whose been talking?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!
OK Whose been talking??"
Unlike yours (rumours huh), my lips are sealed !! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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agree cucumbers and bananas get squashy. Best thing all around is a lovely lovely COCK can always find one of those cant we girls, or if we cant be bothered always our pet rabbit lol |
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"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!
OK Whose been talking??
Unlike yours (rumours huh), my lips are sealed !! lol"
nice recovery..........but im watching you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ice ...
Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!
Beer bottle was nice
Oh the memories!!!
Damn I got snickers "
Snickers???? I bloody hate Peanuts!!!!
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crikey !!!
im reading what others have inserted and im amazed to say the least.
i couldnt get most of whats mentioned up my flue
finger of fudge maybe, lmao
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well as regard to the mars bars and snickers i think the makers have dropped a clanger as i bet sales have gone down now they are duo's so in two small bits lol . My ex used to use champagne bottle neck and fill her self with the champagne and i drink it but be warned dont do it after youve used veet hair removal or shaved down there unless you like it to sting ! lol but im sure most of you would love that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the ex wife once put an umberella up
a week later she left me
probly cos i opened it inside bad luck
lol"
I had the same thing happen to me!!!
But on reflection I think my ex/w left me when I called her a sneaky little thieving snotrag I wouldn't piss on if she was on fire! Yeah,... I think that was it! hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on..........."
what all at once? bloody hell!!! u shud be on BGT ud have won im sure!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on...........what all at once? bloody hell!!! u shud be on BGT ud have won im sure!!!"
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"mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on...........what all at once? bloody hell!!! u shud be on BGT ud have won im sure!!!"
Lost it! PMSL!!
VERY GOOD!
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