just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.
Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.
Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf "
I think you were doing that. The shower gel part is a front for your bogey wiping tendencies |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.
Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf
I think you were doing that. The shower gel part is a front for your bogey wiping tendencies "
shhhhhhh   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yeah... It's when someone says oh smells this! And plop on your mouth yak!!!
I would of laughed if I had seen that to be honest "
Someone plopped on your mouth? This thread is getting worse.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I was in Body care last week, and wanted to smell a new Lynx, so sprayed a tiny bit on myself. Woman behind counter says "oi, your not allowed to test them". Cheek, I asked how the bloody hell are we supposed to know the smell then!! Bloody jobsworth! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Couldn't you get a whiff without the squidging?
no, they have them valvey things on them these days to keep it all in. you have to puff the air in and out a bit"
You were wanking the bottle and a bit spurted out. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
