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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can do four cum shots in 12 hours.
But i'm 44, so that aint bad.
If you gave me 5 as a target, hmmm...
...yeah i reckon i could. just. maybe.
*gets coat*"
Depends if you can hit the bullseye or not ...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was not only referring to _ruit and veg.. was curious what people would make of the question.
My five a day will always include the gym and often include a good sexy session with my partner, in addition we might add some extra portions of... one thing or another..;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To me it is an arbitary number.
A daily mantra.
Borne in America.
Long abandoned.
But not here by the NHS.
Five nanas ?
Five melons ?
Five lettuce leaves?
It's there on the bus .... in the store..... at the school .. in the hospital.
I do it....... im won over... defeated...... I have five a day .....
I have ......
Spud , oil, salt , pepper , vinegar.
Gin, tonic, soda,ice and a twist ... 
I need more information. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I'll have 5 portions of one thing or another please
greedy and no, bubbly does not count as grapes!!!
But it's made from them so must, so there lol"
chocolate body paint could count as one of the Fives... |
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"Oh I'll have 5 portions of one thing or another please
greedy and no, bubbly does not count as grapes!!!
But it's made from them so must, so there lol
chocolate body paint could count as one of the Fives..."
OK you have the body paint, I'll have the Champagne
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh I'll have 5 portions of one thing or another please
greedy and no, bubbly does not count as grapes!!!
But it's made from them so must, so there lol
chocolate body paint could count as one of the Fives...
OK you have the body paint, I'll have the Champagne
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Chocolate craving once again and I discovered last night that my favourite make can be converted into bodypaint ...was a bit messy but hey worth the while |
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Might i be allowed to paraphrase Monty Python?
Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm.
spare me a choc covered one...
just the one?
i thought they came in packets"
No they are chocolate covered raisin(g)s
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Might i be allowed to paraphrase Monty Python?
Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm.
spare me a choc covered one...
just the one?
i thought they came in packets
No they are chocolate covered raisin(g)s
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we are not talking brazil nuts by any chance? |
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Might i be allowed to paraphrase Monty Python?
Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm.
spare me a choc covered one...
just the one?
i thought they came in packets
No they are chocolate covered raisin(g)s
we are not talking brazil nuts by any chance? "
Well we aren't talking Coconuts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Might i be allowed to paraphrase Monty Python?
Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm, Sperm.
spare me a choc covered one...
just the one?
i thought they came in packets
No they are chocolate covered raisin(g)s
we are not talking brazil nuts by any chance?
Well we aren't talking Coconuts "
Thats funny
Rather attached to mine |
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Well using maths - 5 a day = 5.78703704 × 10-5 hertz (google it)
But apart from that for me 5 a day is as everyone states the push by government to get people to eat healthily, and not the chocolate covered raisins.
Mind you I would like to think of 5 a day being 5 thoughts a day, about people you like and care for. A bit of pay it forwards - to quote a film
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well using maths - 5 a day = 5.78703704 × 10-5 hertz (google it)
But apart from that for me 5 a day is as everyone states the push by government to get people to eat healthily, and not the chocolate covered raisins.
Mind you I would like to think of 5 a day being 5 thoughts a day, about people you like and care for. A bit of pay it forwards - to quote a film
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Wow nice to see you are back and posting Maths above my head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are jaffa cakes counted as one of five a day?
yes they do - same as strawberry ice cream
counts !!
does neopolitan ice cream score brownie points? "
only the pink bit matters, I am afraid... now where have I heard that before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rowntree _ruit pastiles..
scoff a tube or one of their ice lollies..
all 5 in one go. "
a man .... mean tube after my own lusting...;-) they are addictive |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Rowntree _ruit pastiles..
scoff a tube or one of their ice lollies..
all 5 in one go.
a man .... mean tube after my own lusting...;-) they are addictive"
they are fab..... and vimto ice lollies also |
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