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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol! I bet you'd all stand in front of the mirror and jiggle your hips frantically to watch in wobble up and down, round and round.
And love the experience of peeing standing up or against a tree, or even in a bottle! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol! I bet you'd all stand in front of the mirror and jiggle your hips frantically to watch in wobble up and down, round and round.
And love the experience of peeing standing up or against a tree, or even in a bottle!"
Yep, I'd do the tea towel magic trick, thingy! Now watch the towel rise on its own ladies, woooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after. |
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after."
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are). "
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!! "
Women & vaginas - hard work!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can always have a mangina. Just tuck your cock between yor legs and hey presto!"
I love the mangina look, especially when doing the buffalo bill dance from " silence of the lambs" lol x |
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By *awkesWoman
over a year ago
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Always been gutted I was born a girl. I've been jealous of not having a penis all my life. However there's nothing I can do about it so I'm just going to have to borrow other people's. Lol. Still that fact I'll never experience how it feels and it's sensations personally has always upset me. I suffer from severe penis envy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after."
Feel like I get fucked enough in life as it is without having the vagina to go with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are).
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going!"
Eww, what kinds of pussies are you playing out with. Discharge and dry fannies, mines a constant glistening quim of delightful pleasure x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Feel like I get fucked enough in life as it is without having the vagina to go with it"
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Feel like I get fucked enough in life as it is without having the vagina to go with it
Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are).
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going!
Eww, what kinds of pussies are you playing out with. Discharge and dry fannies, mines a constant glistening quim of delightful pleasure x"
I listen in on conversations with female colleagues - funny what they talk about! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are).
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going!"
It's not that... All of that.... I hadn't even considered. It's just I hadn't ever thought of anything but my dick and balls when looking down or scooping them up when sitting down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can always have a mangina. Just tuck your cock between yor legs and hey presto!
I love the mangina look, especially when doing the buffalo bill dance from " silence of the lambs" lol x"
thats soo wrong |
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My poem called Penis's
Ahem
I must admit I so love cock
Especially if it's hard as a rock
When I'm in town I dare to mention
I love it when they all stand to attention
Young cock old cock middle aged
Slave cock wearing a locked cage
Fat cock short cock wide cock thin
I long to get them to invite them in
To my wet warm lady place
It puts a smile back on my face
I love the feel of pounding balls
Until the point they empty all
The wet warm white creamy spunk
Buried deep inside my cunt.
.
.
.
Lie on my bed face all aglow
I want the same again tomorrow
Applause ?? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are).
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going!
Eww, what kinds of pussies are you playing out with. Discharge and dry fannies, mines a constant glistening quim of delightful pleasure x
I listen in on conversations with female colleagues - funny what they talk about!"
Phew! Glad to hear x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant say I have ever fantasised about having a pussy (as very good as they are).
I just shared the same sentiment!
Too much hard work to look after and maintain! I couldn't be doing with periods, discharge and applying different creams when it goes dry.
Penises are much easier to look after, and much more easy going!
Eww, what kinds of pussies are you playing out with. Discharge and dry fannies, mines a constant glistening quim of delightful pleasure x
I listen in on conversations with female colleagues - funny what they talk about!
Phew! Glad to hear x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My poem called Penis's
Ahem
I must admit I so love cock
Especially if it's hard as a rock
When I'm in town I dare to mention
I love it when they all stand to attention
Young cock old cock middle aged
Slave cock wearing a locked cage
Fat cock short cock wide cock thin
I long to get them to invite them in
To my wet warm lady place
It puts a smile back on my face
I love the feel of pounding balls
Until the point they empty all
The wet warm white creamy spunk
Buried deep inside my cunt.
.
.
.
Lie on my bed face all aglow
I want the same again tomorrow
Applause ?? xxx "
Wicked, I totally loved this! Would have made a great valentines ditty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i had a vagina i think id just lie in bed playing with myself all night! "
But you wouldn't get the house work done, pay the bills, take the dogs out, make the family it's dinner, wash the dirty pile of clothes and never go to work! Just like me, lol!! |
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"My poem called Penis's
Ahem
I must admit I so love cock
Especially if it's hard as a rock
When I'm in town I dare to mention
I love it when they all stand to attention
Young cock old cock middle aged
Slave cock wearing a locked cage
Fat cock short cock wide cock thin
I long to get them to invite them in
To my wet warm lady place
It puts a smile back on my face
I love the feel of pounding balls
Until the point they empty all
The wet warm white creamy spunk
Buried deep inside my cunt.
.
.
.
Lie on my bed face all aglow
I want the same again tomorrow
Applause ?? xxx
Wicked, I totally loved this! Would have made a great valentines ditty "
Sinned copies available if you send me a stamped addressed envelope seriously
I'll have my own book before next Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My poem called Penis's
Ahem
I must admit I so love cock
Especially if it's hard as a rock
When I'm in town I dare to mention
I love it when they all stand to attention
Young cock old cock middle aged
Slave cock wearing a locked cage
Fat cock short cock wide cock thin
I long to get them to invite them in
To my wet warm lady place
It puts a smile back on my face
I love the feel of pounding balls
Until the point they empty all
The wet warm white creamy spunk
Buried deep inside my cunt.
.
.
.
Lie on my bed face all aglow
I want the same again tomorrow
Applause ?? xxx
Wicked, I totally loved this! Would have made a great valentines ditty
Sinned copies available if you send me a stamped addressed envelope seriously
I'll have my own book before next Christmas "
Bet you wouldn't call it the " Vagina monologues" would it be called the " mangina monologues" instead lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can always have a mangina. Just tuck your cock between yor legs and hey presto!
I love the mangina look, especially when doing the buffalo bill dance from " silence of the lambs" lol x thats soo wrong "
...It puts the lotion in the basket.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
I've got a penis and I get penis envy because of the size of some of the monster cocks on here lol |
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"My poem called Penis's
Ahem
I must admit I so love cock
Especially if it's hard as a rock
When I'm in town I dare to mention
I love it when they all stand to attention
Young cock old cock middle aged
Slave cock wearing a locked cage
Fat cock short cock wide cock thin
I long to get them to invite them in
To my wet warm lady place
It puts a smile back on my face
I love the feel of pounding balls
Until the point they empty all
The wet warm white creamy spunk
Buried deep inside my cunt.
.
.
.
Lie on my bed face all aglow
I want the same again tomorrow
Applause ?? xxx
Wicked, I totally loved this! Would have made a great valentines ditty
Sinned copies available if you send me a stamped addressed envelope seriously
I'll have my own book before next Christmas
Bet you wouldn't call it the " Vagina monologues" would it be called the " mangina monologues" instead lol x"
I wannabee call my book
Seriously fucking poetic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You can always have a mangina. Just tuck your cock between yor legs and hey presto!
I love the mangina look, especially when doing the buffalo bill dance from " silence of the lambs" lol x thats soo wrong
...It puts the lotion in the basket.."
Motion in the lotion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl "
Sorry about that,but if you had a penis you coulda just whipped it out and went in the corner.
If you lived closer I woulda offered to lend u mine for the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If i had a vagina i think id just lie in bed playing with myself all night!
But you wouldn't get the house work done, pay the bills, take the dogs out, make the family it's dinner, wash the dirty pile of clothes and never go to work! Just like me, lol!! "
That sounds perfect!! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
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So I take it you understand why us men what it so bad? Or is it bacause of your 24 hours limitation?
How would you achive that?...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pmsl
Sorry about that,but if you had a penis you coulda just whipped it out and went in the corner.
If you lived closer I woulda offered to lend u mine for the day"
Is it a "Dick of death" as nothing else would do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is just like to confirm, that not only would I enjoy owning a dick of death for the day, but I'd be a "chick with a dick" a red hot shemale, big titties and a pork sword of some grandiose magnitude. Thought I'd just clear this up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
Not into big cocks?? Are you a pencil dick lover  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
So I take it you understand why us men what it so bad? Or is it bacause of your 24 hours limitation?
How would you achive that?......"
Yep, it would be a frantic 24 hour fuck fest, only akin to apocoliptic proportions, as the world ended, my friend. I'd go out with one big, fucking bang x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is just like to confirm, that not only would I enjoy owning a dick of death for the day, but I'd be a "chick with a dick" a red hot shemale, big titties and a pork sword of some grandiose magnitude. Thought I'd just clear this up! "
Would it have to be a big penis though?
I mean, I thought it was the 'motion of the ocean' and all that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after."
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death!
Not into big cocks?? Are you a pencil dick lover "
No, not at all! But a baby's arm clutching an orange sized penis, does sweet FA for this little filly. I have many places I like to play hide and seek, so above sized appendage isn't my sought after play thing. A merely more manageable size please xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl
Sorry about that,but if you had a penis you coulda just whipped it out and went in the corner.
If you lived closer I woulda offered to lend u mine for the day
Is it a "Dick of death" as nothing else would do? "
Not convinced a "dick of death" is exactly what you think it is,sounds more like something I might need a prescription for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chick with a dick. Would that sell well? Honestly
Not after selling it hun, just brandishing my meat cleaver to anyone who'd enjoy it "
But how may ladies want a chic with a cock, would there be many......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chick with a dick. Would that sell well? Honestly
Not after selling it hun, just brandishing my meat cleaver to anyone who'd enjoy it
But how may ladies want a chic with a cock, would there be many........."
You'd be surprised, I have quite a few that love my strapon, which is about as near as I can get to the above xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chick with a dick. Would that sell well? Honestly
Not after selling it hun, just brandishing my meat cleaver to anyone who'd enjoy it
But how may ladies want a chic with a cock, would there be many........."
my god man if women could attach a real cock us men wound be extinct
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
I wish you luck with that, don't get a single guy profile though, cos it would go to waste if you only had it for a day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chick with a dick. Would that sell well? Honestly
Not after selling it hun, just brandishing my meat cleaver to anyone who'd enjoy it
But how may ladies want a chic with a cock, would there be many.........
my god man if women could attach a real cock us men wound be extinct
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Is that because we'd actually know what to do with it, lol! Apologies, I just couldn't resist this one, don't take me out and beat me with the funny stick, please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death!
I wish you luck with that, don't get a single guy profile though, cos it would go to waste if you only had it for a day "
Very true, wise words x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to agree. "Dick of death" sounds 
No need to feel threatened fellas, lol! Just kidding x"
Not threatened,it just sounds like something that is infected and should be seen to at the clinic |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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As it just popped into my head and it's a totally unbiased opinion. My waxer (female) recently commented that; "you could do with a stool to perch it on". We both pissed ourselves 
Dick of death indeed :D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As it just popped into my head and it's a totally unbiased opinion. My waxer (female) recently commented that; "you could do with a stool to perch it on". We both pissed ourselves
Dick of death indeed :D "
Hmmm, a penis stool! How fascinating x |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"As it just popped into my head and it's a totally unbiased opinion. My waxer (female) recently commented that; "you could do with a stool to perch it on". We both pissed ourselves
Dick of death indeed :D
Hmmm, a penis stool! How fascinating x"
does kind of have you imagine what the fook it might look like lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As it just popped into my head and it's a totally unbiased opinion. My waxer (female) recently commented that; "you could do with a stool to perch it on". We both pissed ourselves
Dick of death indeed :D
Hmmm, a penis stool! How fascinating x
does kind of have you imagine what the fook it might look like lol "
I might pop onto Dragons Den with this one. Would make a very interesting pitch, that's for sure x |
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
Not looked to see if it's been. Said yet ..... You can have my cock for the day ) xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women on here ever fantasise about possessing a penis for the day? Personally I'd fuck anything that moved or had a pulse!
Im not into big cocks but if I owned one for the day, I'd have a beast of a mother fucker, a dick of death! "
You and me both
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!! "
You ever tried shaving a ball sack...that shit ain't easy....we know the pains of keeping us bits looking good.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't get women's fascinations with having a cock and wanting to fuck everything in sight. I have a cock and all I wanna do is hip-hop, beebop, hit you till you drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get women's fascinations with having a cock and wanting to fuck everything in sight. I have a cock and all I wanna do is hip-hop, beebop, hit you till you drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa."
And win awards with it......don't forget the awards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get women's fascinations with having a cock and wanting to fuck everything in sight. I have a cock and all I wanna do is hip-hop, beebop, hit you till you drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.
And win awards with it......don't forget the awards. "
I'm too modest to mention that. But hashtagging it on the other hand...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!!
You ever tried shaving a ball sack...that shit ain't easy....we know the pains of keeping us bits looking good...."
Wow, just had full on visualisation of this. It's now firmly burnt into the back of my eyelids, cheers x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't get women's fascinations with having a cock and wanting to fuck everything in sight. I have a cock and all I wanna do is hip-hop, beebop, hit you till you drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa."
Sounds like sugar hill gangs "rappers delight" x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!!
You ever tried shaving a ball sack...that shit ain't easy....we know the pains of keeping us bits looking good....
Wow, just had full on visualisation of this. It's now firmly burnt into the back of my eyelids, cheers x"
The things us men do to keep pretty for you women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's funny some of you women fantasise about having a penis.
I however, never fantasise about having a vagina!
I feel they are too much hard work to maintain and look after.
Got that right, but if left unkempt then the real problems arise. The 70s bush look, Amazonian forest or highland gorilla in a leg lock, just isn't the look I aim for, so maintenance is a constant chore, my friend!!
You ever tried shaving a ball sack...that shit ain't easy....we know the pains of keeping us bits looking good....
Wow, just had full on visualisation of this. It's now firmly burnt into the back of my eyelids, cheers x
The things us men do to keep pretty for you women "
Yep, truely mesmerising at times x |
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Lord no ....wouldnt want all that jiggling about in my pants...well not ALL the time lol
Quite happy with my little love glove ta very much lol I like things tidied away when not in use |
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"Lord no ....wouldnt want all that jiggling about in my pants...well not ALL the time lol
Quite happy with my little love glove ta very much lol I like things tidied away when not in use "
Ah the preverbial love glove, I personally like the Wizards sleeve x |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I've never had penis envy. Why would I when I have boobs, a cunt and not forgetting the magic clitoris of my own? The closest I have ever come to wanting a penis is the convenience of weeing outside with impunity. And I have good pelvic floor muscles so I don't wish for that too often. |
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