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Please dont do this to me!!!
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By *utumn OP Woman
over a year ago
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Friday night due to go to club...
excitement mounting ......
just gone upstairs to get my gear ready.....
Old wooden chest of drawers Top drawer full of my naughty stuff....
goes to unlock it......
key broke in it .....
ARGGGGGG!!! It wont open!!!!
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By *utumn OP Woman
over a year ago
leeds |
Trying all those in a min !! Its old as in £1500 old left to me in a will!!! I daredn't damage it !!
Looks like I'm going Au Naturelle tonight!! Thanks for tips!!
Round 2 screwdrivers to the ready!! |
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over a year ago
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"Trying all those in a min !! Its old as in £1500 old left to me in a will!!! I daredn't damage it !!
Looks like I'm going Au Naturelle tonight!! Thanks for tips!!
Round 2 screwdrivers to the ready!!"
Sometimes, on older pieces, the back comes off quite easily and, depending on the style of construction, you can access the contents over the end piece of the drawer.
Unless your locksmith is familiar and comfortable with antique locks it might be worth emptying the contents of the drawer from the rear and simply leaving it locked. |
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"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol"
Typical attitude from the 'sarf -
"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!
(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")
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By *utumn OP Woman
over a year ago
leeds |
No screws and key wont let screwdriver in
BUT
Have rubber malleted the top off!!!!
Feck knows how I'll get it back on but who cares!!!
If anyone sees a schoolgirl in the car on the way to sheffield do wave!!
Thanks for all the tips |
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"If anyone sees a schoolgirl in the car on the way to sheffield do wave!!"
"It's Friday the 17th of September and the time is ten pm. This is the BBC.
Police is Sheffield have arrested a man, as yest un-named, for lewd and libidinous behaviour toward a local schoolgirl who was retrurning home from an audience with the Pope this evening.
Details are as yet scarce, but it is believed the man, a member of the popular swingers site "Fab", has made the biggest ever error of judegment know to man, when he mistook the schoogirl for a fellow swinger from the site as she travelled in the back set of her parents car...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol
Typical attitude from the 'sarf -
"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!
(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")
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Hey you!
Are you saying us southerners can't tell a Chippendale from a Ikea flat pack or Bordeux Grand Cru from beaujolais nouveau?!!   |
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"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol
Typical attitude from the 'sarf -
"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!
(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")
Hey you!
Are you saying us southerners can't tell a Chippendale from a Ikea flat pack or Bordeux Grand Cru from beaujolais nouveau?!! "
You lot fink a fackin' Chippendale is fackin' strippa, not a piece of fackin' furniture!
Bordeuax Grand Cru?
Don't tell me - you bought it wiv ya fackin' bonus?!
And you aint tawkin' 'bout va bottle, you talkin' 'bout the fackin' vinyard, intcha?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!! |
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"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!"
She thanks you profusely for your kind suggestion.
but she left dressed as a skoolgirl in the back of a car 2 hours ago.
By now she's either getting pumped like a Floridian oilwell, or she's eating chips in a bus shelter and swearing "never again". |
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"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!"
OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.
And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.
So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?
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"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!
OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.
And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.
So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?
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You got reported to the RSPCA and the CPL |
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"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky 
would ther be a reason to go out then lol????"
Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand |
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"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!
OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.
And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.
So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?
You got reported to the RSPCA and the CPL"
Yeah, but it should have been me - i put the .50 cal in it's head half way down... |
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"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky
would ther be a reason to go out then lol????
Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand"
Ooooer Missus! |
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"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky
would ther be a reason to go out then lol????
Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand
Ooooer Missus!"
Nige often smiles if we have a handyman in and i swear he turns the heating up |
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Yeah, but it should have been me
Thought that was Dawn French singing in the Vicar of Dibley ? "
Ooooh!!
Now you've got me thinking.
hmmm.
i'm thinking 60's Motown kinda screamin' "it shoulda been me..."
But i'm buggered if i can remember who?
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