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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten  "
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are not helping  
You thought for a moment they would?! 
If you're counting calories, try a grapefruit blowjob."
You know how they work right? I don't wanna be the one eating the grapefruit..least not just now..... |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this? "
Actually, I could do with the harbour of a food free thread too, to protect me from a 2am munchies attack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are not helping
You thought for a moment they would?!
If you're counting calories, try a grapefruit blowjob.
You know how they work right? I don't wanna be the one eating the grapefruit..least not just now....."
Have you tried dust? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are not helping
You thought for a moment they would?!
I live in hope. For fractions of a second at a time! "
It's never long before someone comes along and dashes all hope.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are not helping
You thought for a moment they would?!
If you're counting calories, try a grapefruit blowjob.
You know how they work right? I don't wanna be the one eating the grapefruit..least not just now.....
Have you tried dust?"
Yes. Your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are not helping
You thought for a moment they would?!
If you're counting calories, try a grapefruit blowjob.
You know how they work right? I don't wanna be the one eating the grapefruit..least not just now.....
Have you tried dust?
Yes. Your mum. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this?
Actually, I could do with the harbour of a food free thread too, to protect me from a 2am munchies attack."
I'm in the midst of one.....the only thing between me and the cake in the fridge is a tiny jot of willpower and the desire to stay warm in bed...both are waning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you not talkin about food, I wasn't even thinking about it until I read this Thread!! Damn you guys...."
I definately wasnt talking about food...bastards waylaid me me with this..... |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this?
Actually, I could do with the harbour of a food free thread too, to protect me from a 2am munchies attack.
I'm in the midst of one.....the only thing between me and the cake in the fridge is a tiny jot of willpower and the desire to stay warm in bed...both are waning "
I don't have any cake. However, one of the local supermarkets opened at midnight.
I don't want munchies that badly but I don't need to be encouraged.
I still have two and a half hours in which I could order pizza for delivery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bastards I want cake now......
Howdya think I feel......I have one in the fridge ....that's temptation right there...."
You keep cake in the fridge!?
Surely it goes stale? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this?
Actually, I could do with the harbour of a food free thread too, to protect me from a 2am munchies attack.
I'm in the midst of one.....the only thing between me and the cake in the fridge is a tiny jot of willpower and the desire to stay warm in bed...both are waning
I don't have any cake. However, one of the local supermarkets opened at midnight.
I don't want munchies that badly but I don't need to be encouraged.
I still have two and a half hours in which I could order pizza for delivery."
Hmm....sod going to the supermarket, though delivery is an option, normally a bad one.
Hold tight and don't undo all the good you've done.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bastards I want cake now......
Howdya think I feel......I have one in the fridge ....that's temptation right there....
You keep cake in the fridge!?
Surely it goes stale? "
It's in it's own little sealed plastic box thingy...had guests yesterday and they fetched two...one is still untouched. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't good.........ahhhhhh......I used to like you all.....
I tried. They're all just rotten
I can just see the innocence pouring outta you! I mean....who'd have expected them to do this?
Actually, I could do with the harbour of a food free thread too, to protect me from a 2am munchies attack.
I'm in the midst of one.....the only thing between me and the cake in the fridge is a tiny jot of willpower and the desire to stay warm in bed...both are waning
I don't have any cake. However, one of the local supermarkets opened at midnight.
I don't want munchies that badly but I don't need to be encouraged.
I still have two and a half hours in which I could order pizza for delivery."
Stay away from the pizza it's the devils bread!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've had my munchies now, think I'll pop the kettle on 
Oh but hang on a mo, that might involve raiding the biccie tin  "
That's not helping....there are choc digestives in the cupboard too!
I'm to scared to make a brew now too incase I lunge for them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sherbet flying saucers are all gone, is it true they're like celery?, takes more calories to eat them than is in them?, shall I open the Belgian chocolate thins or the maltesers next?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Christos.
No food talk.
I can't talk with ma mouth full of fishfinger butty anyway  "
Yummy love fish finger butties , though I would not want to mention food lol |
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"Why aren't we talking about food??
Christos needed a safe haven as he tried to resist a cake in his fridge during a late night munchie attack."
Ah... I'll need the same tonight when I try to resist the kinder bars in the cupboard.. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Why aren't we talking about food??
Christos needed a safe haven as he tried to resist a cake in his fridge during a late night munchie attack.
Ah... I'll need the same tonight when I try to resist the kinder bars in the cupboard.. "
Don't count on any help from this rotten lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why aren't we talking about food??
Christos needed a safe haven as he tried to resist a cake in his fridge during a late night munchie attack.
Ah... I'll need the same tonight when I try to resist the kinder bars in the cupboard..
Don't count on any help from this rotten lot "
Really......don't |
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