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Letsbe and i went to a friends for dinner last night and were enjoying some friends home brewed cyder (apparently thats the right spelling for a first press drink  )
Someone enjoyed it a little too much and felt a little poorly. We came home and were having a cuddle in bed while he apologised for getting d*unk, was rather funny!! As we cuddled closer our legs tried to entwine. All of a sudden letsbe exclaimed...'just put your fanny on my leg!!' 
I of course obliged and we fell into a d*unken sleep....was quite fun reminding him of it this morning 
what romance is dead stories do you have? |
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Aged 18 and 3 months I got married the first time
Dated for 3 years
All the offers of free drinks meant my 21 year old ninkumpoop of a twatface could barely stand for almost 3 days of our expensive honeymoon
Oh the dye was cast
I threw him out just 1 year later |
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Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her. 
We've got it framed now  |
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"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.
We've got it framed now "
ahhhhh thats lovely x x you soppy git!! |
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"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.
We've got it framed now
ahhhhh thats lovely x x you soppy git!!"
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"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.
We've got it framed now "
I want what she's got
You licky lovely people |
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The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...
I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."
Who said that romance is dead...???
Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...
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"The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...
I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."
Who said that romance is dead...???
Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...
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hell yes you go girl some ppl hey |
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"The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...
I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."
Who said that romance is dead...???
Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...
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Poor you xx |
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"..was quite fun reminding him of it this morning
what romance is dead stories do you have?
did you lock him in the cellar chained up ...aint seen him in a while ?"
haha no.....don't have a cellar 
he is just having a bit of a break x |
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"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.
We've got it framed now "
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"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.
When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most
romantic thing that had ever
happened to her.
We've got it framed now "
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I once sent Mrs P a d*unken text on the way home from the pub. It read. If you stick two burgers in the oven I'll let you ride my cock when I get home.
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"Letsbe and i went to a friends for dinner last night and were enjoying some friends home brewed cyder (apparently thats the right spelling for a first press drink )
Someone enjoyed it a little too much and felt a little poorly. We came home and were having a cuddle in bed while he apologised for getting d*unk, was rather funny!! As we cuddled closer our legs tried to entwine. All of a sudden letsbe exclaimed...'just put your fanny on my leg!!'
I of course obliged and we fell into a d*unken sleep....was quite fun reminding him of it this morning
what romance is dead stories do you have?"
Evie............ it's not often I laugh  |
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