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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout
Time was when, on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now it's just a full time job,
to find the fucking thing
It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
for every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it's little head,
and watch me tie my shoes.......
Thank fuck Im not that old yet, lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also a song
'Isn't it awfuly nice to have a penis
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can put it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't
like
that
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nice one