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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I used to like Jamie Oliver. When he first burst into the public eye he was a breath of fresh air compared to all the staid TV Chefs we had at the time but now I'm really beginning to question a man who wants all our kids to eat healthier yet names his own children:
Popey Honey
Daisy Boo
Petal Blossom
Buddy Bear Maurice
What the fuck is he on?
It's one thing to teach your kids to eat more healthily but it's completely negated when you drive them to comfort food cos of all the pisstaking they'll get from other kids in the playground due to the stupid fookin monickers you've given them.
I was one of his kids I'd wait until I was 4 feet taller and twat the prat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am sure his kids are very greatfull, I am surprised not at what he called them but more at what he didn't call them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i dont get why celebrities have to give their kids weird names whats wrong with steve or alan???"
Steve nicked my bike when I was 12 and Alan nicked my bird when I was 15. Hate those names.  |
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"i dont get why celebrities have to give their kids weird names whats wrong with steve or alan???
Steve nicked my bike when I was 12 and Alan nicked my bird when I was 15. Hate those names. "
and they have made you the man you are today so you should thank them really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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think he was going for the flower theme with the girlies and thats cool ..i have a friend whose girls are called heather, daisy, saffron and rosie.Must admit buddy sounds like the family pet but as we always say on fab each to their own ...and children grow into their names thats who they are ....im just plain jane and happy to be her !! but if id been tallulah i guess i would have been happy too ?? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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It's not just celebs. It's chavvy twats like my current sister in law....I won't give you the names for obvious reasons, but 3 kids don't have an actual name between them- all are random nouns. And one has a classmate with the same name.
Ridiculous.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There should be someone employed at the Child Birth Registration place who's sole job it is is to grab dopey parents, put them in an arm lock and threaten to kick their fookin brains in unless they come up with a proper name for their kids.
Or if it's all computerised now the program should issue a loud warning noise and flash the words "Alert! Wanker trying to give kid a dick name!" on the screen until said security man arrives to kick said brains in.  |
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I have a friend who has three daughters, poppy, fern and willow. I think its nice to have unusual names as long as there not ridiculous. I spent ages choosing my sons name and it wasnt popular when i named him, then about 6 years later a million and one callums appeared  |
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"I have a friend who has three daughters, poppy, fern and willow. I think its nice to have unusual names as long as there not ridiculous. I spent ages choosing my sons name and it wasnt popular when i named him, then about 6 years later a million and one callums appeared "
Influenced by George Best at all? |
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There have been a number of Court cases about naming kids.
In Sweden a family won the right to call their kid Axl, which wasn't on the prosribed list.
IIRC it was in New Zealand where a Court prebented a child from being called Number 59 Bus Shelter ( or something very similar ).
Variety is the spice of life and things do change but there are limits. |
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"I have a friend who has three daughters, poppy, fern and willow. I think its nice to have unusual names as long as there not ridiculous. I spent ages choosing my sons name and it wasnt popular when i named him, then about 6 years later a million and one callums appeared
Influenced by George Best at all?"
Not at all, but funny thing is he was in the paper the next day so all the cards i got where spelt with one l |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a 2 daughters one named Zeon Chrysallis, the other named Pistol crown, my wife is pregnant, it's going to be a boy, we are going to call him Otto coolslide |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to like Jamie Oliver. When he first burst into the public eye he was a breath of fresh air compared to all the staid TV Chefs we had at the time but now I'm really beginning to question a man who wants all our kids to eat healthier yet names his own children:
Popey Honey
Daisy Boo
Petal Blossom
Buddy Bear Maurice
What the fuck is he on?
It's one thing to teach your kids to eat more healthily but it's completely negated when you drive them to comfort food cos of all the pisstaking they'll get from other kids in the playground due to the stupid fookin monickers you've given them.
I was one of his kids I'd wait until I was 4 feet taller and twat the prat."
I think its a damn sight better than other names such as Peaches, Mercedes, Chardonay and Ariel !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There should be someone employed at the Child Birth Registration place who's sole job it is is to grab dopey parents, put them in an arm lock and threaten to kick their fookin brains in unless they come up with a proper name for their kids.
Or if it's all computerised now the program should issue a loud warning noise and flash the words "Alert! Wanker trying to give kid a dick name!" on the screen until said security man arrives to kick said brains in. "
Love this and definitely think you have something there to stop people inflicting children with stupid names. 
I hate Jamie Oliver anyway, just seeing his face in the paper or magazine makes me want to slap it, but that thread was done a few months ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inted my son to be named after oliver reed but my dad was called stan
he didnt want stan and olly in the family. lmao
so its his second name 
His initials are. J.O.Y "
When my son died we never thought we'd be happy again. When my daughter was born the happiness on my husband's face was the deciding factor for her name.
Abigail: it mean's father's joy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inted my son to be named after oliver reed but my dad was called stan
he didnt want stan and olly in the family. lmao
so its his second name
His initials are. J.O.Y
When my son died we never thought we'd be happy again. When my daughter was born the happiness on my husband's face was the deciding factor for her name.
Abigail: it mean's father's joy! "
my son had a friend when he was at nursery called abigail and he always called her happy girl !! i love your story tho that so special ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inted my son to be named after oliver reed but my dad was called stan
he didnt want stan and olly in the family. lmao
so its his second name
His initials are. J.O.Y
When my son died we never thought we'd be happy again. When my daughter was born the happiness on my husband's face was the deciding factor for her name.
Abigail: it mean's father's joy!
my son had a friend when he was at nursery called abigail and he always called her happy girl !! i love your story tho that so special ...... "
Lol...she had a friend that used to - still does actually - Happygail. With all her struggles, she's certainly that.
Better not mention her again, been told off for being a proud parent by some! |
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I really don't care what a persons name is. The children can change it when they get older and the parents thought enough about it NOT to give them something pathetically mundane. There is a LOT to a name.
I DETEST Jamie Oliver. He's a cook ....for FUCKS sake a cook!
He is given credence by t.v. and the media because it suits them at the moment. When it doesn't - he will be gone.
His personality is affected. It's so unnatural I cringe.
When he cried when the Ams didn't want his food and wanted to love their burgers I could have laughed till I died.
I really loathe the fact that he is given credit for getting healthy food into schools.
It was already healthy.
It's older kids that buy junk and parents without a tight reign that let them.
It's like he invented cabbage and apples.....
Someone should tell t.v. bosses that fruit n veg grows on trees.
I'd never go to one of his bloody BBQ's and as for him 'teaching' women how to provide for their families I could ram his contrived sodding food and his artificial thick lisping down his gaping throat OR up his tiny tight ass...
Arise Sir Jamie Sainsbury! and don't stop rising till you can shake pepperpots with the man in the moon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really don't care what a persons name is. The children can change it when they get older and the parents thought enough about it NOT to give them something pathetically mundane. There is a LOT to a name.
I DETEST Jamie Oliver. He's a cook ....for FUCKS sake a cook!
He is given credence by t.v. and the media because it suits them at the moment. When it doesn't - he will be gone.
His personality is affected. It's so unnatural I cringe.
When he cried when the Ams didn't want his food and wanted to love their burgers I could have laughed till I died.
I really loathe the fact that he is given credit for getting healthy food into schools.
It was already healthy.
It's older kids that buy junk and parents without a tight reign that let them.
It's like he invented cabbage and apples.....
Someone should tell t.v. bosses that fruit n veg grows on trees.
I'd never go to one of his bloody BBQ's and as for him 'teaching' women how to provide for their families I could ram his contrived sodding food and his artificial thick lisping down his gaping throat OR up his tiny tight ass...
Arise Sir Jamie Sainsbury! and don't stop rising till you can shake pepperpots with the man in the moon! "
Here, here. Well said and I agree with every single word of the above. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I really don't care what a persons name is. The children can change it when they get older and the parents thought enough about it NOT to give them something pathetically mundane. There is a LOT to a name.
I DETEST Jamie Oliver. He's a cook ....for FUCKS sake a cook!
He is given credence by t.v. and the media because it suits them at the moment. When it doesn't - he will be gone.
His personality is affected. It's so unnatural I cringe.
When he cried when the Ams didn't want his food and wanted to love their burgers I could have laughed till I died.
I really loathe the fact that he is given credit for getting healthy food into schools.
It was already healthy.
It's older kids that buy junk and parents without a tight reign that let them.
It's like he invented cabbage and apples.....
Someone should tell t.v. bosses that fruit n veg grows on trees.
I'd never go to one of his bloody BBQ's and as for him 'teaching' women how to provide for their families I could ram his contrived sodding food and his artificial thick lisping down his gaping throat OR up his tiny tight ass...
Arise Sir Jamie Sainsbury! and don't stop rising till you can shake pepperpots with the man in the moon!
Here, here. Well said and I agree with every single word of the above. "
Yep! Like I'd written it myself. Thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to like Jamie Oliver. When he first burst into the public eye he was a breath of fresh air compared to all the staid TV Chefs we had at the time but now I'm really beginning to question a man who wants all our kids to eat healthier yet names his own children:
Popey Honey
Daisy Boo
Petal Blossom
Buddy Bear Maurice
What the fuck is he on?
It's one thing to teach your kids to eat more healthily but it's completely negated when you drive them to comfort food cos of all the pisstaking they'll get from other kids in the playground due to the stupid fookin monickers you've given them.
I was one of his kids I'd wait until I was 4 feet taller and twat the prat."
Its quite sad the fame seekers seem to feel the need to attract attention for their offspring though lets say individual names. But we have all seen it before with Dwezel Zappa, Peaches Geldof, Zowie Bowie and many more. You have to feel for the children though. |
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