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Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money  )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something   |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something "
He's waiting for Z-Day...speargun's are great for taking zombies down with a nice shot to the head.  |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
He's waiting for Z-Day...speargun's are great for taking zombies down with a nice shot to the head. "
He's a very wise man your dad!
I have been stock piling cricket bats for Z-Day, I prefer the tactile approach to taking out zombies. I even have a white short sleeved shirt with a red ink stain in the pocket all prepared. |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something "
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????  |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money?????? "
probably  |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably "
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably "
note to self ...dont wear the easter bunny outfit around eveshams dads place ....... |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
"
errrrmmm yeah - best dad in the whole wide world |
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
errrrmmm yeah - best dad in the whole wide world "
Cool - Then just say "that's nice Dad", smile sweetly and be on your way.
He's done the Dad thing, spent years of his life caring and catering for you.
Now you're all growed up and left home etc etc.
But what you (or anybody else) don't realise is he is only partly a Dad. The rest of him is a BOY.
But the boy thing has to take a back seat when you become a Dad 'cos it's all kids, marriage, house blah blah blah.
But once you've done the Dad bit, you can get back to the serious bit of life, which is being a boy.
And boys like spear guns an' stuff.
Why?
Cos it's a spear-gun woman! HOW cool would it be to have a speare gun??? It would be AWESOME! And i don't even like the sea or fish or swimming. But i'd LOVE a spear gun. All my mates would think a spear gun was cool too.
And remember, you're not just a daughter. You're a girl too. And girls don't "get" stuff like spear guns.
Because they're girls. Are girls are boring, stoopid and useless. Right up to the point where you grow boobies. Which is when boys put the magazine with the cool picture of the guy with the spear gun down, walk over to the girl and say;
"what are those?".
"they are my boobies"
"can i squeeze them?"
"NO"
"Aw, gonna, just once"
"NO WAY, get lost".
(time intervenes at this point, whereupon the boys spends every waking moment thinking about boobies and other sundry items which he is not sure about, but he know they exist and he MUST get near someone who has them)
Twenty, thirty, sometimes forty years later, he reflects on his life, his loves, his children etc.
And then it comes to him. I REALLY wanted a fucking spear-gun. So i'm going to buy one today!
So leave him alone with his spear-gun.
He's earned it.
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
errrrmmm yeah - best dad in the whole wide world
Cool - Then just say "that's nice Dad", smile sweetly and be on your way.
He's done the Dad thing, spent years of his life caring and catering for you.
Now you're all growed up and left home etc etc.
But what you (or anybody else) don't realise is he is only partly a Dad. The rest of him is a BOY.
But the boy thing has to take a back seat when you become a Dad 'cos it's all kids, marriage, house blah blah blah.
But once you've done the Dad bit, you can get back to the serious bit of life, which is being a boy.
And boys like spear guns an' stuff.
Why?
Cos it's a spear-gun woman! HOW cool would it be to have a speare gun??? It would be AWESOME! And i don't even like the sea or fish or swimming. But i'd LOVE a spear gun. All my mates would think a spear gun was cool too.
And remember, you're not just a daughter. You're a girl too. And girls don't "get" stuff like spear guns.
Because they're girls. Are girls are boring, stoopid and useless. Right up to the point where you grow boobies. Which is when boys put the magazine with the cool picture of the guy with the spear gun down, walk over to the girl and say;
"what are those?".
"they are my boobies"
"can i squeeze them?"
"NO"
"Aw, gonna, just once"
"NO WAY, get lost".
(time intervenes at this point, whereupon the boys spends every waking moment thinking about boobies and other sundry items which he is not sure about, but he know they exist and he MUST get near someone who has them)
Twenty, thirty, sometimes forty years later, he reflects on his life, his loves, his children etc.
And then it comes to him. I REALLY wanted a fucking spear-gun. So i'm going to buy one today!
So leave him alone with his spear-gun.
He's earned it.
"
hahaha i did wonder where you were going with that question - thought it was down the 'spoiled' route cos he gave me money but that was brilliant!!!
you're right i should let him have his spear gun years now |
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over a year ago
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
errrrmmm yeah - best dad in the whole wide world
Cool - Then just say "that's nice Dad", smile sweetly and be on your way.
He's done the Dad thing, spent years of his life caring and catering for you.
Now you're all growed up and left home etc etc.
But what you (or anybody else) don't realise is he is only partly a Dad. The rest of him is a BOY.
But the boy thing has to take a back seat when you become a Dad 'cos it's all kids, marriage, house blah blah blah.
But once you've done the Dad bit, you can get back to the serious bit of life, which is being a boy.
And boys like spear guns an' stuff.
Why?
Cos it's a spear-gun woman! HOW cool would it be to have a speare gun??? It would be AWESOME! And i don't even like the sea or fish or swimming. But i'd LOVE a spear gun. All my mates would think a spear gun was cool too.
And remember, you're not just a daughter. You're a girl too. And girls don't "get" stuff like spear guns.
Because they're girls. Are girls are boring, stoopid and useless. Right up to the point where you grow boobies. Which is when boys put the magazine with the cool picture of the guy with the spear gun down, walk over to the girl and say;
"what are those?".
"they are my boobies"
"can i squeeze them?"
"NO"
"Aw, gonna, just once"
"NO WAY, get lost".
(time intervenes at this point, whereupon the boys spends every waking moment thinking about boobies and other sundry items which he is not sure about, but he know they exist and he MUST get near someone who has them)
Twenty, thirty, sometimes forty years later, he reflects on his life, his loves, his children etc.
And then it comes to him. I REALLY wanted a fucking spear-gun. So i'm going to buy one today!
So leave him alone with his spear-gun.
He's earned it.
hahaha i did wonder where you were going with that question - thought it was down the 'spoiled' route cos he gave me money but that was brilliant!!!
you're right i should let him have his spear gun years now "
was a brilliant post...he probably still likes boobies tho ?? all men are teenage boys at heart........ |
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"was a brilliant post...he probably still likes boobies tho ?? all men are teenage boys at heart........"
which is probably why he will give you beer money if you asked him lol
but gonna stop this train of thought now cos after all he is still my dad and he already has enough therapy to pay for  |
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"was a brilliant post...he probably still likes boobies tho ?? all men are teenage boys at heart........
which is probably why he will give you beer money if you asked him lol
but gonna stop this train of thought now cos after all he is still my dad and he already has enough therapy to pay for "
Wrong again sweet cheeks;
I asked him for beer money.
He asked what it was for.
I said to take you out for a drink.
He looked at me quizically, then said "you stay away from that girls boobies, you hear??"
And then he pointed a spear gun at me!
'Cos a Dad is ALWAYS a dad when it comes to his daughter.
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"was a brilliant post...he probably still likes boobies tho ?? all men are teenage boys at heart........
which is probably why he will give you beer money if you asked him lol
but gonna stop this train of thought now cos after all he is still my dad and he already has enough therapy to pay for
Wrong again sweet cheeks;
I asked him for beer money.
He asked what it was for.
I said to take you out for a drink.
He looked at me quizically, then said "you stay away from that girls boobies, you hear??"
And then he pointed a spear gun at me!
'Cos a Dad is ALWAYS a dad when it comes to his daughter.
"
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"Just went to see my dad before i go away for the weekend (always good to do cos he gives you beer money )
I found him in the kitchen unwrapping an odd looking package - he is an ebay nut and buys all sorts of crap off there.
What was today's package???
a frigging spear gun!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is he gonna use a spear gun for in the sleepy town of evesham?????
watch out for us appearing on an episode of bizzare er or something
if i go and see your dad before i go away will he give me some beer money??????
probably
Has he been a good dad, did he bring you up well and show love and affection for you, do his best etc etc?
errrrmmm yeah - best dad in the whole wide world
Cool - Then just say "that's nice Dad", smile sweetly and be on your way.
He's done the Dad thing, spent years of his life caring and catering for you.
Now you're all growed up and left home etc etc.
But what you (or anybody else) don't realise is he is only partly a Dad. The rest of him is a BOY.
But the boy thing has to take a back seat when you become a Dad 'cos it's all kids, marriage, house blah blah blah.
But once you've done the Dad bit, you can get back to the serious bit of life, which is being a boy.
And boys like spear guns an' stuff.
Why?
Cos it's a spear-gun woman! HOW cool would it be to have a speare gun??? It would be AWESOME! And i don't even like the sea or fish or swimming. But i'd LOVE a spear gun. All my mates would think a spear gun was cool too.
And remember, you're not just a daughter. You're a girl too. And girls don't "get" stuff like spear guns.
Because they're girls. Are girls are boring, stoopid and useless. Right up to the point where you grow boobies. Which is when boys put the magazine with the cool picture of the guy with the spear gun down, walk over to the girl and say;
"what are those?".
"they are my boobies"
"can i squeeze them?"
"NO"
"Aw, gonna, just once"
"NO WAY, get lost".
(time intervenes at this point, whereupon the boys spends every waking moment thinking about boobies and other sundry items which he is not sure about, but he know they exist and he MUST get near someone who has them)
Twenty, thirty, sometimes forty years later, he reflects on his life, his loves, his children etc.
And then it comes to him. I REALLY wanted a fucking spear-gun. So i'm going to buy one today!
So leave him alone with his spear-gun.
He's earned it.
"
brilliant post ...and right on the nail .... |
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