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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!
out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!
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ouch!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you look like a tin of pedigree chum to dogs 
Ouch! hope it heals quickly  "
lol i must do!
Is my own fault for putting myself in his way all the time. just think it's better that i get it than the other poor dog. at least the little Bugger lets go of me ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!
out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!
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ouch!! "
Life's a Bitch! 
Hope you Heel soon!
(Paws for thought....)
Get yourself some Tail.... It'll take no time to Fur-get it!
PS: Did you collar the dog that did it? |
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Stay off the hills and stick to the roads!
Have you not seen any werewolf movies at all??? Sheesh!
I suggest you strap yourself in during next full moon matey. I see a bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way! |
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My advice Stu, get yourself a Korean lodger............... Problem solved.  "
But be careful which agency you use.
I had a nightmare with my "eastern beauty"
Because Ting-Tong not from Hong-Kong, Ting-Tong from Tooting. And Ting-Tong had a dong.
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By (user no longer on site)
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An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead. |
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"it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!
out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!
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ouch!!
Life's a Bitch!
Hope you Heel soon!
(Paws for thought....)
Get yourself some Tail.... It'll take no time to Fur-get it!
PS: Did you collar the dog that did it? "
howay the mans been bit , ya post is a bit ,,,,ruff |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead. "
That reminds me of a story where a dog had all its legs amputated and so it didnt drag its belly on the floor they stitched Coke cans on its stumps.
Have you heard it???
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You would do if it come past your house!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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UPDATE!!!
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my world has crashed!
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been oggling the farmer's lovely daughter as she glides around the field out back dragging the machinery that's lifting the potatoes. she flies around the field as though she were born to drive big john deere tractors. well, being a farmer's daughter i suppose she was... but i digress ...
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was washing up This morning, the tractor stopped .. the door opened .. and out jumped .. that bloody dog that spooked mine and MADE it bite me!!
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i haven't got dressed that quickly since my scout master nearly caught me shagging his wife!! |
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"An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead.
That reminds me of a story where a dog had all its legs amputated and so it didnt drag its belly on the floor they stitched Coke cans on its stumps.
Have you heard it???
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You would do if it come past your house!!!! "
was it tin tin |
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