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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crap adverts on the radio that are blatantly wrong. The most annoying at the moment being heinz. Thick red sauce and of course....its got to be heinz. NO IT FUCKING HASNT YOU ARSEHOLES ITS GOT YO BE RED, CHEAP AND TASTE LIKE KETCHUP NOW FUCK OFF!! Those adverts make me cringe for the poor bastard whose had to read them out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who bump into people they know in the supermarket and proceed to have a chat. While blocking up the aisles with their trolleys!
The other week a group of about 5 people were all stood gassing, blocking the aisle on a Sat afternoon when the place is already rammed! Grrrrrrrr!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm in a good mood - Top Gear.
When I have PMT - people breathing, existing, speaking, not talking, drawers that don't shut properly, things that fall out of cupboards when you open them, objects stuck behind other objects in drawers, cars that cut you up, dogs that whine to be let out in the garden 10 seconds after they whined to come in, small children, any demand on me, apple products, computers, all music except that which I have chosen, food that is over or undercooked, impatient people, paperwork, curtains that don't have a stopper at the end of the rail and fall off, showers that go cold without warning. And I've probably forgotten stuff from that list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people that stand there trying there hardest to get you to notice they only have a few things in there basket hoping you say you go before me pisses me right off if i see they are expecting it i blank them  but if they are not huffing and puffing and happy standing in the queue i will say go in front if i have loads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fisher men
I do community nursing, I don't drive I go round my calls on a bike, there is a canal that if I follow round cuts loads of traveling time for me and obviously I need to get about as quick as possible, but why the fuck do the guys who fish in the canal insist on blocking off the public path with all their shit, every time I come to one I have to stop while they pull in their poles etc that are sticking out behind them, it really pisses me off, why do they even need three poles that extend their rod to the other side of the canal, just sit on the other bloody side ffs 
Its a public path stop blocking it off |
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Lol grinds my gears to the extreme...a shit use of three letters that's always used in the wrong context...lol I'm feeling naughty lol wanna meet lol it's 2.30am lol I'm eating in bed lol my cars just been scratched by a twat lol I'm too lazy to get up and go check it lol
Arrrrggghhh lol fucking lol lol lol I actually detest it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most people on here. Just because you're a couple or female doesn't mean I'll drop my life for you. Also, mature adults trying to intimidate you with there so called wisdom and "intelligence" |
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People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours "
People who don't do one moan at a time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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going into any fast food place kfc mcdonalds burger king subway seeing all the deals clearly on display such as 6inch sub and a drink £3.20 ordering it and then getting charged £4.20 .yes I know I just been fleeced for a quid but its the principle ..there all at it even main supermarkets..bullshit false advertising ...really gets on my tits ..I feel better now ive got that of me chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan at a time "
Guys like it when I moan a lot. They always say so.
Oh, wait, have I misunderstood?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who walk too slowly infront of you, or the ones that suddenly stop dead"
shudnt be a problem I just plough right through them and simply show them me finger as ime continuing on my way when they start mouthing of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours "
Oh god yes!! Plus people who dont write LOL but actually say lol outloud in conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan at a time
Guys like it when I moan a lot. They always say so.
Oh, wait, have I misunderstood? "
People who misunderstand things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan at a time
Guys like it when I moan a lot. They always say so.
Oh, wait, have I misunderstood?
People who misunderstand things "
People with a cock for an avatar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan at a time
Guys like it when I moan a lot. They always say so.
Oh, wait, have I misunderstood?
People who misunderstand things
People with a cock for an avatar. "
People who say they like cock but actual want an avatar's cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who don't indicate at roundabouts. I know it's difficult to stop texting, get your finger out of your nose, make the effort to lift your flabby bingo wing and and move that stalk two inches, but just fucking do it please.
hipsters with beards. just grow up and fuck off.
broccoli. who decided that shit was edible?
ukippers. locked in time, locked in a world of glade air fresheners and hatred. if you want to live in the 1950s fuck off to New Zealand.
deep breath, aaaaannnnnnd relaxxxxx.....
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Nigel Farage's face (amongst other things)
He has no chin! His gormless face is constantly on telly and all I see is a turtle poking it's head out of it's shell.
What with him and Boris Johnson I find it hard to tell if I'm watching a political program or some rare colour footage of Laurel and Hardy |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Being called a grammar Nazi - particularly when my heritage is part Jewish.
People who think it's the height of sophisticated wit to shout 'WHAT?' at me when I admit I'm partially deaf. Oh, funny. I've been hearing impaired all my 52 years. How many fucking times do you think I've heard that.
Or when they become aggressive and nasty when I don't laugh at the 'WHAT' joke and accuse me of having no sense of humour.
Just fuck off and die.  |
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"People that go to leave a shop then stop in the doorway thinking about something.....other people are trying to leave/enter! "
or people who actually hold conversations in shop doorways and shoot you a look when you say "excuse me". Don't even get me started on Waitrose, why give all these people free coffee so that they can wander round the aisles with boiling hot liquid in their hands being all relaxed and right on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People on the tube who think that the obvious place to retrieve their oyster card is in front of the barriers. Extra hatred if they stop at the other side of the barrier to put it away!
People who don't stand on the right on the escalators
Anyone that ever stops at the top/bottom of a flight of stairs or at an entrance/exit
People that don't acknowledge others' courtesy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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England football fans who refuse to accept that England are pretty much irrelevant on the international scene. And the media who hype them up as being potential winners of any tournament |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People eating in the cinema
Don't they have homes to eat in grrrrr "
Heard a radio DJ saying they'd been sat next to someone who bought half a roast chicken in to eat. that's just wrong. |
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"People playing music out loud on any public transport.
Its always them teenage girls thinking they have good taste in music"
Or worse, young 'rappers' playing their own stuff hoping Dr Dre just happens to be on the No. 23 scouting for talent  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
People who stand at the top or bottom of escalators.
People who slow down or just stop dead while looking at their phone screen. I suppose its better than walking into a tree, but I'M BEHIND YOU!!!
People who think someone disagreeing with them are bullying them. Differences of opinion are not remotely like being bullied. (Wo)man up and learn how to debate, pussies.
Supermarket food wastage.
Tabloids.
Men who don't understand the word 'no' at clubs.
Men who wank openly at clubs while I'm trying to chat to a mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who wont wear red knickers
Lol
What about red thongs
I've got red knickers on on my profile photos
aimed at someone private joke
Oops
Sorry ?? "
its ok x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People playing music out loud on any public transport.
Its always them teenage girls thinking they have good taste in music
Or worse, young 'rappers' playing their own stuff hoping Dr Dre just happens to be on the No. 23 scouting for talent "
Haha where else would they be if not england |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"On certain days when all of a sudden old men stare at you for no reason on public transport"
When everyone stops talking and looks at you when you walk into a pub. Although I avoid the Slaughtered Lamb these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Architects,designers ,site managers ,TV presenters and DIY store assistants that all insist on calling a basin a sink .No it's fucking not, sinks are in kitchens ,basins are in bathrooms and ensuite ...  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
People that stand in the queue to go through airport security for 45 minutes, get to the front of the queue and then start looking for the liquids in their hand luggage and their mobile phone, start taking their belt off, then finding the change in their coat pockets, trouser pockets, jacket pockets....then start getting their laptops out of their bag....then take their coat off...then unzip their hand luggage to put in the gloves that they have just taken off .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People on the school run who park across my drive.
To be fair
Without wishing to be disrespectful
Why move next to a school when you know it's going to happen
I wouldn't
Sorry sorry xx "
It wasn't the main entrance to the school when we moved in. They built new buildings, sold some land and relocated the entrance.
Strangely it's illegal to park across someone's drive blocking then from getting out, but fine to block them from getting back. I just sit with my indicator on blocking everyone else while they make no efforts to hurry up.
I should clarify that actually I don't mind mostly, its rude and selfish, but then people often are, I don't expect any different. Its only really annoying when they block me. Obviously.
One person even parked ON our drive. That was infuriating. Especially when they wanted me to move my car from the end of NY drive so they could go. |
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When you're waiting for a bus for ages, and are first in line, then an old timer jumps on infront of you when it arrives... I don't mind letting them on first, but at least let me have the choice! |
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"People on the school run who park across my drive.
To be fair
Without wishing to be disrespectful
Why move next to a school when you know it's going to happen
I wouldn't
Sorry sorry xx
It wasn't the main entrance to the school when we moved in. They built new buildings, sold some land and relocated the entrance.
Strangely it's illegal to park across someone's drive blocking then from getting out, but fine to block them from getting back. I just sit with my indicator on blocking everyone else while they make no efforts to hurry up.
I should clarify that actually I don't mind mostly, its rude and selfish, but then people often are, I don't expect any different. Its only really annoying when they block me. Obviously.
One person even parked ON our drive. That was infuriating. Especially when they wanted me to move my car from the end of NY drive so they could go."
Omfg
Understand
Then I'd slit the bastard tyres lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On certain days when all of a sudden old men stare at you for no reason on public transport
When everyone stops talking and looks at you when you walk into a pub. Although I avoid the Slaughtered Lamb these days. "
Yea that happens to me as well its like they're burning holes through your body lol I stopped going to ceryain pubs bcause of that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omfg
Understand
Then I'd slit the bastard tyres lol "
As long is it ends up more inconvenient for them than for me I consider myself the victor.
I hate that most drive from within walking distance too, but that's nothing to do with my drive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's grinding my gears right now is not being able to drive, I fell broke a metacarpal in my hand, I now have cabin fever, I just want to get in the car and drive |
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan at a time "
Maybe you should have stipulated it was one moan per post...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan atp
a time
Maybe you should have stipulated it was one moan per post...... "
People who moan about a moan |
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Many Volvo,BMW and Audi drivers.
People who don't acknowledge your courtesy and others who don't show UK courtesy norms, like holding doors.
People not in the left driving lane but not overtaking.
Purring shoes onto public seats. Intrusive music from cars, headphones etc.
Architects who place paths in inconvenient places, so pedestrians walk over grass, where the path should have been.
Cold calling at the door or phone and chuggers. |
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan atp
a time
Maybe you should have stipulated it was one moan per post......
People who moan about a moan "
Oi...Mr. ...you picking on me??? LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People who park in disabled parking spaces who arnt disabled.
People who don't wait for you to get through a door before they barge their way through.
People who think their opinion is right or more important than yours
People who don't do one moan atp
a time
Maybe you should have stipulated it was one moan per post......
People who moan about a moan
Oi...Mr. ...you picking on me??? LOL "
that's an observation not a moan :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People on Fb that put stuff like "RIP Dad. Been five years but I still miss you. Kiss nan for me"
Do dead people have Fb?
'Top knot' and beard combo. You all look the same!
When you say you don't like something popular and people think "you have no taste"
Lad culture |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol grinds my gears to the extreme...a shit use of three letters that's always used in the wrong context...lol I'm feeling naughty lol wanna meet lol it's 2.30am lol I'm eating in bed lol my cars just been scratched by a twat lol I'm too lazy to get up and go check it lol
Arrrrggghhh lol fucking lol lol lol I actually detest it! "
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Self service machines - a sense of despair of thinking it was a good idea as tells you to remove the non existent item.
People getting on buses on a near empty bus and sitting in the disabled seats and then also looking away when an old lady or bloke gets on later - the driver should have an electric shock button to use! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People full stop, the world is a incredibly stressful place for a miserable old get like me,
On a personally note people who ask to see a dog your fostering then are half an hour late to the arranged meeting place so I'd wasted most of my Saturday morning travelling and waiting for them, only for them to say oh I can't have a dog where I live anyway, stupid time wasting cunts,
Oh and people that say preformance instead of performance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Self service machines - a sense of despair of thinking it was a good idea as tells you to remove the non existent item.
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I hate that it has to go on the scales. I know why it does, but if I've only bought a sandwich why can't I hold it while I pay?
Also while on supermarkets, I also hate that the act all environmentally friendly by charging for bags, but they keep the lights on when closed and have permanently open fridges and freezers. Waste of energy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People on the school run who park across my drive.
To be fair
Without wishing to be disrespectful
Why move next to a school when you know it's going to happen
I wouldn't
Sorry sorry xx
It wasn't the main entrance to the school when we moved in. They built new buildings, sold some land and relocated the entrance.
Strangely it's illegal to park across someone's drive blocking then from getting out, but fine to block them from getting back. I just sit with my indicator on blocking everyone else while they make no efforts to hurry up.
I should clarify that actually I don't mind mostly, its rude and selfish, but then people often are, I don't expect any different. Its only really annoying when they block me. Obviously.
One person even parked ON our drive. That was infuriating. Especially when they wanted me to move my car from the end of NY drive so they could go."
I wouldn't of moved my car I'd of parked up and just left it there for days, even to the extent of getting the bus if I had to just so they were stuck,
Have you spoke to the school about the parking? They normally tell parents not to park on certain streets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wouldn't of moved my car I'd of parked up and just left it there for days, even to the extent of getting the bus if I had to just so they were stuck,
Have you spoke to the school about the parking? They normally tell parents not to park on certain streets"
I would like to leave them stuck, but we're also very near the station so clamping and towing can happen to non residents. And I'm a bit paranoid that if I block them and go out they might claim to live in my house as their car is on my drive and get my car towed. Probably a little OTT but if they are willing to park on my drive how far might they go.
I would talk to the school but I've already mentioned about the litter which seems to get funneled to my drive. We are right opposite the gates too so those that do need to drive can only really stop outside. Which I don't ebject to.
Its only really worth a tut or a glare at the time. And then the of rant elsewhere. |
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People who leave things next to the bin, not in the bin.
People who don't pick up after their dogs. I would like to think their is a special circle of hell reserved just for them.
People who faff about.
When there is a million other free machines at the gym, or tables available, or seats on the bus etc, yet that person has to choose the one right next to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who still cannot understand, after over a hundred years since their invention, that you have to let someone out of a revolving door, before you can get in.
Old people using cash machines.
People that pull up to far from the petrol pump, stopping the person behind from pulling away.
People parking on corners, not just near it, parallel with the curb, but at 45°.
People that park their car/van entirely on the pavement, blocking it completely.
The idea that the use of hazard lights means "I can do whatever the fuck I want" (see above).
I'll be back with more when I've calmed down.
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People who carry their dogs in a bag. Well, when I say "dogs" what I mean is "overgrown rodents with an attitude problem"
Virgin medias constant promo stuff coming through my letterbox.
Young lads who eyeball you when walking down the street.
The charity adverts coming on just as you're eating food.
People who think retro is ten years ago.
The "entitled" generation.
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"People that try to guilt trip you into joining a charity while you're out shopping"
Yea, the charity sob story/guilt trip. I try and avoid the ones who stand in town. I don't mind charities, but I'd rather give £ in my own time, if I can afford it.
Charity tv ads are well a guilt trip |
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"Young lads who eyeball you when walking down the street.
The charity adverts coming on just as you're eating food."
Yea, the young lads with attitude, shout shocking verbal abuse at you for no reason.
Yea, the charity ads always seem to come on when your just ready to eat.
Also what about people who drive 4x4's, you'd think they drive a damn bus, stop in the most awkward places etc.
People who abandon there cars etc at shops (take up 2 spaces) etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who stop for a chat with friends in supermarkets, blocking the isles, and always standing infront of the shelf you want to be at. It is a supermarket. Shop, save your chatting for later. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"people who stop for a chat with friends in supermarkets, blocking the isles, and always standing infront of the shelf you want to be at. It is a supermarket. Shop, save your chatting for later."
That's why I like aldi. Posher supermarkets want you to stay as long as possible so you'll spend more. So they make it more a 'shopping experience'. Aldi is more business like. In, shop, pay and out. |
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"People who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. I can't believe how much it annoys me. It's not rocket science and it just makes me cringe every time I read it. . "
Their, there, they're, dear... |
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A defo is telemarketing calls. Ridiculous the amount of calls. They normally start phoning between around 1600 till 2000.
If it's not PPI/blame to claim etc.
I try to keep my home line off the hook between these times. |
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