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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Imagine you could go to a big hall somewhere and drop off a body part that you're not keen on. In return you have then to take a body part that someone else has left there. No surgery or pain needed, just a straight forward body part swap! What would you want rid of and what would you like to get in return?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

my dodgy knee

stupid 5 a side football!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

so this is like "swap shop" a body parts special?

hmm, in that case I'll swap my left pinky toe for a 10" penis please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange...

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

I'd like a longer tongue...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like a longer tongue..."

What you dropping off?

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By *b430Man  over a year ago

Tayside


"I'd like a longer tongue...

What you dropping off?"

His shorter one!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange... "

you'd sit wonky with only a right buttock

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

My ex-wife.

My mates current wife.

(maybe i did, maybe i didnt...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Will all thses bits last or will they start dropping off

need to know before I decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will all thses bits last or will they start dropping off

need to know before I decide "

Nope, they're yours for keeps!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will swap my big gob for someone elses fingers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange...

you'd sit wonky with only a right buttock "

I could put a Brown Hovis in its place...

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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my pair of legs for a longer pair of legs, to make me taller polease

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange...

you'd sit wonky with only a right buttock

I could put a Brown Hovis in its place... "

well i am glad you have thought this through and have not just gone in on a whim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My head for a head With more hair on..Lol

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

I don't want or need to change perfection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my boobs,,,for bigger firmer ones.lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can i have a really good left knee please ...ive already had one replaced but i didnt get it in a swap deal .not sure i want to give up any of me other useful bits...maybe i could leave my teeth??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange...

you'd sit wonky with only a right buttock

I could put a Brown Hovis in its place...

well i am glad you have thought this through and have not just gone in on a whim "

Tut! Hovis dont make a whim..Is that a Northern loaf of some sort??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"can i have a really good left knee please ...ive already had one replaced but i didnt get it in a swap deal .not sure i want to give up any of me other useful bits...maybe i could leave my teeth??????"

So you end up with a good knee but no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I swap my freckles for a tan? Hehe! I am what I am... Freckly! (mrs. Maiden!)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"My left buttock been itching all night...Would like a nice smelling armpit or belly button in exchange...

you'd sit wonky with only a right buttock

I could put a Brown Hovis in its place...

well i am glad you have thought this through and have not just gone in on a whim

Tut! Hovis dont make a whim..Is that a Northern loaf of some sort?? "

dunno i aint northern, ask ya big bad mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id definitely swap my tummy, i hate it, id swap it for the freckles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My right arm, for Placido Domingo's larynx.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My saggy boobies for some perky, gravity defying ones!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

would swap my runners knees for some better ones

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By *arracks7Couple  over a year ago

Now in Warrington

i`ll swop my right knee as i`ve already got bionic left one (replaced)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is! "

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead? "

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol"

Ok then, I'll amend my requirements. I'll swap my brain into a female body and hers into my body, then we swap back 48 hours later.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol

Ok then, I'll amend my requirements. I'll swap my brain into a female body and hers into my body, then we swap back 48 hours later. "

Even worse, what poor woman would want to be inside your head

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol

Ok then, I'll amend my requirements. I'll swap my brain into a female body and hers into my body, then we swap back 48 hours later.

Even worse, what poor woman would want to be inside your head "

no pleasing some people eh wishy??? lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol

Ok then, I'll amend my requirements. I'll swap my brain into a female body and hers into my body, then we swap back 48 hours later.

Even worse, what poor woman would want to be inside your head

no pleasing some people eh wishy??? lol"

Would you like to have a womans body and wishys head and brain. If so please all swap places now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

would love to be swapping the whole body and mind for a day and be a man... just really curious what that would be like...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Always wanted to know what it would be like to be a woman for a bit so I'll swap by body from the neck down for a female one, then go swap it back for a male one 48 hours later - if I don't get laid that is!

You want to be a woman with your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong wiv me 'ead?

Well from what i remember its quite a nice head on a man, not sure about a woman though lol

Ok then, I'll amend my requirements. I'll swap my brain into a female body and hers into my body, then we swap back 48 hours later.

Even worse, what poor woman would want to be inside your head

no pleasing some people eh wishy??? lol

Would you like to have a womans body and wishys head and brain. If so please all swap places now "

dont think he'd want my body

i wouldnt mind his brain - he knows everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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i wouldnt mind his brain - he knows everything lol"

you got a point there.. he has enough brain power for a dozen of us at least ...

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