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over a year ago
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"were all going on a summer holiday no more working for a week or two tra la la 
yep we're off on Saturday as it happens  "
so am i
is the south coast gonna be safe without both of us to look after it ???? |
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No need to but the Daily Mail on Saturday.
Or ever.
I'll give you the paper now;
Princess Diana is, sadly, dead.
House prices are set to rise/fall
Asylum seekers are set to be the majority of the population in ten years. They will inter-marry with YOUR children, and your grandkids will be caled "mustafa".
A Glass of wine a day does/doesnt give you cancer.
Unfunny cartoon by "mac"
The country is going to the dogs/going to the dogs.
Diane Abbott set to win Labour leadership and turn Britain into a communist state.
Horoscope (untrue - Darren the unpaid intern dooes it)
BBC run by left wing cabal who spend all of the licence fee on cocaine and call girls.
There will however be no mention whatsoever of Richard Desmonds extra marital affairs, because he in turn has agreed to never mention Paul Dacres love child.
And you buy it. And read it.
(but only for the DVD's and the holiday supplement because you're thinking about Albania for next year and want to find out about it...)
And, in a funny kind of a way, the Daily Mail is right.
The country IS going to the dogs.
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