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how much would you pay NOT to have to attend BELLAHOUSTEN PARK

By *uton_couple OP Couple over a year ago

luton

i would happily pay up to £200 to escape the most mind numbingly boring event in about 50 years , or failing that i would volunteer to clean the latrines at the end of a 2 week pop concert

thank goodness i was busy today and have only seen the highlights on sky news

plane lands few words , meet queen chat in german , of to the park , sing song

best bit .......... minders running alongside the popemobile that reminded me of those clones of CIA agents in the matrix reloaded

strange bit ........... the added sound track of bagpipes playing along the entire route from the airport

weird bit ......... the way his assistents pander his every need , hold up books for him to read , straighten his collar in the wind , i was waiting for him to get an itchy ear , and for one of them to put there little finger in and twiddle it

sinister bit ............ the way that they put lots of schoolchildren along the route , and in the park to swell the crowds

i guess i was lucky to only see the highlights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

biggest waste of tax payers money. could have been better spent where needed

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I would have paid about £1000. Cheaper than that bleedin useless sniper I hired...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pleased to say im not religious & have no intention whatsoever of ever being so either.

Its on the news now but im not exactly watching it, cooking dinner is soooooo much more interesting

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"I would have paid about £1000. Cheaper than that bleedin useless sniper I hired...

Serves me right I suppose. I told him to hold fire until he got up from kissing the ground...just my luck!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I live halfway between Edi and Gla, and I paid fook all to stay at home and be entertained by you wonderful lot

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

2 shekels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i worry for the poor children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Sky cameraman is a bit of a perv. He's just zoomed in on all the pretty schoolgirls in the choir. Didn't focus on a single ugly one.

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By *hite SnakeMan over a year ago

leeds

If he trusts in god why is he behind bullet proof glass?

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"If he trusts in god why is he behind bullet proof glass?"

just in case God is a Protestant I guess!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If he trusts in god why is he behind bullet proof glass?"

Hmm.. that makes ya think dunnit.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

£10,000

them paying me

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"The Sky cameraman is a bit of a perv. He's just zoomed in on all the pretty schoolgirls in the choir. Didn't focus on a single ugly one.

And this is a problem. Why?

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Makes you wonder though doesnt it..if he has to ride around in a bullet proof bubble...imagine if jeses ever turned up...he would be topped on the first day.

I bet catholic priests up and down the country are creaming themselves (and the choirboys) now he has turned up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats faith for you..... 4inch thick bulletproof glass!! so much if it happens its gods way..... well if thats the case why you not in an open topped bus??? then if it happened it was gods way??? x

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