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What's with all the fookin singing!!..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Watching the coverage of El Popio on Sky News and I've realised why I'm not religious... it's all that blimmin singing they do.. bloody noisy lot ain't they.
Reminds me of Peter Ustinov in Quo Vadis...
Emperor Nero:[as the Christians enter the arena to die] They're singing!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With all this warbling I wonder if they do requests?
I'm quite partial to a good rendition of 'Friggin' in the Riggin' - by The Sex Pistols.  "
cum-bi-ahhhhh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With all this warbling I wonder if they do requests?
I'm quite partial to a good rendition of 'Friggin' in the Riggin' - by The Sex Pistols.
cum-bi-ahhhhh?"
tsk! trust you to put a pervy slant on the proceedings. We're trying to be at one here y'know. We've all come together. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They're doing the HHH's now... the Him n Her Hymns, where they have a contest to see who can sing the deepest. The fellas usually win cos they got a proper larynx, and afterwards they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".............they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.)"
... or housekeepers. Never been in a parochial house yet that had a pretty housekeeper. |
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"They're doing the HHH's now... the Him n Her Hymns, where they have a contest to see who can sing the deepest. The fellas usually win cos they got a proper larynx, and afterwards they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.)"
Julie Andrews was/is pretty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"eeeeerrrgggg excuse me ,i am a housekeeper in a hotel n all our lasses are scrummy!xxlol"
Nah, not hotel housekeepers. Housekeepers in Parochial Houses - like Mrs Doyle in Fr Ted. Most priests have one and most of them are great cooks but there's none of the very bonny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If only the heirarchy of the church read forums like these they would see that the general consensus regarding religion is NOT that wer'e moving to an ever more increasing secular society, it's that THEY are driving churchgoers away by not addressing the problems of perverted clergymen in their midst. We've all had a giggle with inuendo bum jokes and priests on here today but it's quite sad that this type of humour is being told up and down the country these days and the church seems oblivious to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but it's quite sad that this type of humour is being told up and down the country these days..."
Up and down many countries.
The French are as bad and the Italians are turning to Buddhism.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misery guts!!!
LOL
Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!"
Who me!?! 
Nothing wrong with a bit of (good) singing...
And there's only one thing I like better.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Misery guts!!!
LOL
Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!"
Yeah I know, there's singing in:
"It was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
With a mouthful of red hot penis!"
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And then there's droning on in a monotone voice like:
"oh god you are so magnificent
you are wondrous in the almighty
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.."
~ can't they put a few 'fucks' in there, make it interesting??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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~ can't they put a few 'fucks' in there, make it interesting?? "
Nothing more interesting than a good fuck... After choir practice!
We're working up our carols, between orgasms...
'We Wishy a merry...'  |
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