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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hi I'm organising a work colleagues somewhat 'tasteful' hen party.

Aside from the usual activities of d*unken games like a bull riding, and pin the tail on the donkey, I'm thinking of kick starting the night with making a platter of hot dogs and getting a hired stripper to plonk his penis in an empty bread bun for one of the lasses to accidentally get.

Would strippers be likely to do that for me or will they require hazard pay as I hear English mustard can burn sensitive skin?

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By *oconut2Woman  over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Try putting mustard on yours first then

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By *ocknrollerMan  over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

be a man and do it yourself. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What confuses me is that you began your post by saying you were organising a 'tasteful' hen party.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What confuses me is that you began your post by saying you were organising a 'tasteful' hen party.

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Ha ha ha good point!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A stripper wont but lots on here would for free beer

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By *omaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A stripper wont but lots on here would for free beer "

I'll do it minus the beer!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hi I'm organising a work colleagues somewhat 'tasteful' hen party.

Aside from the usual activities of d*unken games like a bull riding, and pin the tail on the donkey, I'm thinking of kick starting the night with making a platter of hot dogs and getting a hired stripper to plonk his penis in an empty bread bun for one of the lasses to accidentally get.

Would strippers be likely to do that for me or will they require hazard pay as I hear English mustard can burn sensitive skin?"

Bulls, donkeys, dogs and hens. Who's she marrying - old MacDonald?

(You wouldn't catch me putting my little sausage in a bun and giving it to a d*unk, hungry lady )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How would one of the ladies "accidentally" get a cock in a bread roll from someone holding a tray of hot dogs at groin level?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ere! theres too much onion on this Dick

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A stripper wont but lots on here would for free beer

I'll do it minus the beer! "

I'll do it for beer.

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