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By *-and-K OP Couple
over a year ago
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Just sat looking out the window when the postie came down the path and it got me thinking.
They walk a lot of bloody miles in a day and I have never seen a fat one, they are all racing snakes!
So do you have a fatty or a thinny?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ours has lost a few pounds since I put a planter in the bit between our front garden and next door's. Now the lazy bastard has to walk back down our path, down the road and up next door's path and can't garden hop anymore!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a couple in the past few years due to moving house, and none of them were fat. They usually have bloody huge calves though, from all that strolling about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sat looking out the window when the postie came down the path and it got me thinking.
They walk a lot of bloody miles in a day and I have never seen a fat one, they are all racing snakes!
So do you have a fatty or a thinny?? "
Mines a big guy but hes a lovely postman and if its cold and im about i will always do him a hot drink x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The posties in this part of London HAVE to be slim and fit as there's not a flat road in the area! Some of the roads are so steep if you trip you won't stop rolling til you hit the bottom of the road!
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Just sat looking out the window when the postie came down the path and it got me thinking.
They walk a lot of bloody miles in a day and I have never seen a fat one, they are all racing snakes!
So do you have a fatty or a thinny?? "
I think when the going got tough the chunkie posties left and went to work for UPS. Well after the last couple who delivered me a parcel it looks that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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am i unique?... i have a female postie... (and she's skinny too!)
her smile is such a nice way to start the day...
... but i wonder if i should stop coming to the door with my see through PJ's on!!! lol
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"am i unique?... i have a female postie... (and she's skinny too!)
her smile is such a nice way to start the day...
... but i wonder if i should stop coming to the door with my see through PJ's on!!! lol
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A towel when your still wet out of the shower might be more effective  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My postie is HUGE!
And, despite the standing order coming off every month, i've never received a THING from the "Gateau Club".
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This LITERALLY made me 'lol' !!!  |
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"am i unique?... i have a female postie... (and she's skinny too!)
her smile is such a nice way to start the day...
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my postie is also female,nice smile pleasant manner and a great arse...she took over from our regular postie who retired he was fat,but a nice bloke |
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I had a lovely postman for years and then he dissappeared, literally dissappeared of his round one day. His wife reported him as a missing person. Anyway about two weeks later he sent her a letter from the other end of the country.
SO since then i have no idea who my postman is as they keep changing from week to week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to do a postie job while being at college and loved the fresh air and the friendly early birds I met then. Also got a few tips.. great job and why ever would anybody want to look down their nose at them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"am i unique?... i have a female postie... (and she's skinny too!)
her smile is such a nice way to start the day...
... but i wonder if i should stop coming to the door with my see through PJ's on!!! lol
A towel when your still wet out of the shower might be more effective "
I've answered the door like this to Jehovahs Witnesses a few times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"am i unique?... i have a female postie... (and she's skinny too!)
her smile is such a nice way to start the day...
... but i wonder if i should stop coming to the door with my see through PJ's on!!! lol
A towel when your still wet out of the shower might be more effective
I've answered the door like this to Jehovahs Witnesses a few times! "
There is a very chunky Jehovahs Witness often round by me does that count? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"My postie is HUGE!
And, despite the standing order coming off every month, i've never received a THING from the "Gateau Club".
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Think the thread is about body fat not cock!!!
LOL
HAHAHAHA
Made me laugh the other week - posted a letter (yes a REAL letter) to my mate - and wrote oon the back in BIG letters "hey mate - you still fancy your postie???"
Well it was the bank holdiday and i forgot i even did it - TILL
On the Tues i got a text saying "OMG - my postie is over 60 and i always talk to him!!!"
Of course i burst out laughing - and all my work buddies needed to know what was so funny.
The best bit was she had asked her postie to hide the mail under her front doormat so the dog wouldnt chew it - and the letter i had written was placed lovingly on the top HAHAHAHAHA |
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