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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..and is struggling with the Edinburgh weather, a subject much discussed in Scotland, apparently...and he never kissed the ground, which debate has decreed is due to his 83 yrs. Riviting stuff.
Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee. |
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!  "
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh? |
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!! "
Well history states that quite a few popes had murkey pasts and did all maner of debauched things.
So he isnt on his own. lmao.
And why didnt he kiss the ground ? Pope john paul did this all the time.And he was elderly to.
I have no interest in a pope who has no interest or compassion and understanding of the reAL WORLD
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"and he never kissed the ground"
EXCELLENT! - That'll put wee Ecks' gas at a peep.
I remember the last time he visited, there was a huge debate over whether he would, or should, kiss the ground at Edinburgh airport, thus recognising Scotland as a "separate" country.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the meeja, with both pro and anti lobbies arguing their point.
In the end he did, and the Nationalists were WETTING themselves with excitement.
INTERESTING SNIPPET BREAK -
The last time the Pope came to Scotland, he drew a crwod of 250,000 to Bellahouston Park.
This time they are expecting 80,000. The church have said that it's all ticket this time - to create a more "intimate" experience for crowd.
(If the tickets are being promoted and sold through Harvey Goldsmith inc, there IS a god!)
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh?"
I had no idea! It certainly explains my local priests unusual choice of moustache!
Up until now I'd simply thought he was a fan of late 70's synth duos |
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How can he be accused of laundering Jewish money - according to him there was no Holocaust and 6 million jews who died during the Nazi occupation of Europe did so of natural causes. |
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh?
I had no idea! It certainly explains my local priests unusual choice of moustache!
Up until now I'd simply thought he was a fan of late 70's synth duos"
I apparently used to cry when he was on tv! |
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"How can he be accused of laundering Jewish money - according to him there was no Holocaust and 6 million jews who died during the Nazi occupation of Europe did so of natural causes."
I guess the Nazi's just took a death tax..bit like they do in the UK, without the shower. |
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh?
I had no idea! It certainly explains my local priests unusual choice of moustache!
Up until now I'd simply thought he was a fan of late 70's synth duos"
"This site aint big enough for the both of us.....and it aint me who's gonna leave!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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" ..........
The last time the Pope came to Scotland, he drew a crwod of 250,000 to Bellahouston Park.
This time they are expecting 80,000. The church have said that it's all ticket this time -..........
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Only 80,000? That's not that many more than a home game at Ibrox. If they can get 50,000 people in and out of Ibrox in a couple of hours several times a month how come Glasgow has to be shut down all day just to get one wee guy into and out of Bellahouston - just across the road? |
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh?
I had no idea! It certainly explains my local priests unusual choice of moustache!
Up until now I'd simply thought he was a fan of late 70's synth duos
"This site aint big enough for the both of us.....and it aint me who's gonna leave!!!"
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PMSL I guess I best leave then.
Cannon and ball, Chuckle brothers, The Two Ronnies, Krankies, No?
erm OK bye! |
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The last time the Pope came to Scotland, he drew a crwod of 250,000 to Bellahouston Park.
This time they are expecting 80,000. The church have said that it's all ticket this time -..........
Only 80,000? That's not that many more than a home game at Ibrox. If they can get 50,000 people in and out of Ibrox in a couple of hours several times a month how come Glasgow has to be shut down all day just to get one wee guy into and out of Bellahouston - just across the road?"
Because the kinda people who go and see the pope are a bit like old firm fans - not the brightest bulbs in the box...
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"I still can't believe a former member of The Hitler Youth is now 'God's representative on Earth'!
We are being invaded by Nazi Popes aaaaahhhhhhgggggg!!!!!
hm, how so suprised?
although many catholics were openly opposed to the nazi movement, the vatican is documented as aiding them in laundering the wealths cribbed from the jewish and providing assistance in an advisory capacity to help members of the reich escape with their new found wealth.
all fun in religion and politics eh?
I had no idea! It certainly explains my local priests unusual choice of moustache!
Up until now I'd simply thought he was a fan of late 70's synth duos
"This site aint big enough for the both of us.....and it aint me who's gonna leave!!!"
PMSL I guess I best leave then.
Cannon and ball, Chuckle brothers, The Two Ronnies, Krankies, No?
erm OK bye!"
Could a Moderator please ban this man from the site on the grounds of taste and decency!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"..Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee. "
Can't answer that for you but he has one thing in common with a Christmas Tree as they both have balls for decoration only.  |
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"..Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee.
Can't answer that for you but he has one thing in common with a Christmas Tree as they both have balls for decoration only. "
If only someone had mentioned that to the Priests... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"..Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee.
Can't answer that for you but he has one thing in common with a Christmas Tree as they both have balls for decoration only.
If only someone had mentioned that to the Priests..."
I thought God had had a word in their shell like??  |
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"..Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee.
Can't answer that for you but he has one thing in common with a Christmas Tree as they both have balls for decoration only.
If only someone had mentioned that to the Priests...
I thought God had had a word in their shell like?? "
Let's you and I not get onto "conversations with God" again!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"..Wonder is he stands up or sits down to pee.
Can't answer that for you but he has one thing in common with a Christmas Tree as they both have balls for decoration only.
If only someone had mentioned that to the Priests...
I thought God had had a word in their shell like??
Let's you and I not get onto "conversations with God" again!!
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Agreed. He told me off last night. Said I was a naughty boy. I replied, "pot, kettle, black, ring, bells?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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HA! So 66% of Scots are Good Without God (org uk) ... nice idea to give non-religious folk a banner to rally behind but when you try and join them, it's:
Annual Student/Young person (under 21) membership £10.00
Annual low income Individual membership £15.00
Annual Individual membership £20.00
Annual low income Couple membership £20.00
Annual Couple membership £30.00
Individual Life membership £250.00
Couple Life membership £375.00
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Hmmm.. so you have to pay them just to be able to stand with them and say you don't believe in God. Nice scam.  |
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I hear the Vicar of Rome has just ordered a battered pizza from a local fast food emporium. At least he's embracing local customs. All he needs to do now is drink a bottle of single malt and headbutt Prince Phillip... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hear the Vicar of Rome has just ordered a battered pizza from a local fast food emporium. At least he's embracing local customs. All he needs to do now is drink a bottle of single malt and headbutt Prince Phillip..."
nah, he'll swally it doon with irn bru |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dinnae be daft, he's in Scotland, he'll be oan the buckie!!! "
gaun yersel...he landed in the 'burgh so will not be doing the glasgae one-step til later wen he'll be geein it laldy aw night |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"dinnae be daft, he's in Scotland, he'll be oan the buckie!!!
gaun yersel...he landed in the 'burgh so will not be doing the glasgae one-step til later wen he'll be geein it laldy aw night "
Aye, it'll be irn-bru and shortbread for this efty, discussing how fine an Edinburgh team the Jambo's are.  |
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Did anyone see the ice cream adverts they banned just before Papa Ratslinger (his rap name) arrived?
They featured a very sexy pregnant nun with the line: 'immaculate ice cream'!!
Can't see the problem myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two Catholic lads from Glasgow are seeing the sights in Rome. Tired and thirsty after a long day looking at ruins, they repair to a bar. When a request for "two pints of heavy" meets with a look of blank incomprehension, one asks : "What does the Pope drink?"
The barman points to a bottle of creme de menthe (crema di mental?). "We'll have two pints of that, then..."
Next morning they wake up groaning in a shop doorway, covered in cuts and bruises, flecked with vomit. They've wet themselves.
The first to regain the power of speech observes : "If that's what the Pope drinks, no wonder they carry him around in a chair."
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Though he'd just passed my house, but it turned out to be a wee white horse trailer - really need to clean my windows!!!!
plus, just noticed, naebody's posted about this in the Scotland room lol  |
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children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them and his cousin I believe was murder for having downsydrome (not sure on the factual evidence though, what he should be judged on is allowing pedophiles to still be named priest and mostly stay with in the church just not running one. it is sick and he is making excuses up for them talking of it being an illness and saving them from there selves. what a load of balls..... yes if its an illness then so much being gay or swniging, it is not an illness it is a sexual preference to feel sexually aroused by children.....
sorry I go on but have just talked to a Catholic priests wife for 15.hrs about it all and she is pissing me off.
the only people who have the right to fogiv is the victims of there crimes. |
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them and his cousin I believe was murder for having downsydrome (not sure on the factual evidence though, what he should be judged on is allowing pedophiles to still be named priest and mostly stay with in the church just not running one. it is sick and he is making excuses up for them talking of it being an illness and saving them from there selves. what a load of balls..... yes if its an illness then so much being gay or swniging, it is not an illness it is a sexual preference to feel sexually aroused by children.....
sorry I go on but have just talked to a Catholic priests wife for 15.hrs about it all and she is pissing me off.
the only people who have the right to fogiv is the victims of there crimes."
A catholic priests wife?
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them and his cousin I believe was murder for having downsydrome (not sure on the factual evidence though, what he should be judged on is allowing pedophiles to still be named priest and mostly stay with in the church just not running one. it is sick and he is making excuses up for them talking of it being an illness and saving them from there selves. what a load of balls..... yes if its an illness then so much being gay or swniging, it is not an illness it is a sexual preference to feel sexually aroused by children.....
sorry I go on but have just talked to a Catholic priests wife for 15.hrs about it all and she is pissing me off.
the only people who have the right to fogiv is the victims of there crimes.
A catholic priests wife?
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Good point! I missed that! lol
Or is it a euphemism for something? |
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them and his cousin I believe was murder for having downsydrome (not sure on the factual evidence though, what he should be judged on is allowing pedophiles to still be named priest and mostly stay with in the church just not running one. it is sick and he is making excuses up for them talking of it being an illness and saving them from there selves. what a load of balls..... yes if its an illness then so much being gay or swniging, it is not an illness it is a sexual preference to feel sexually aroused by children.....
sorry I go on but have just talked to a Catholic priests wife for 15.hrs about it all and she is pissing me off.
the only people who have the right to fogiv is the victims of there crimes.
A catholic priests wife?
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PMSL!!! You beat me to it!
Huh?!! |
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them and his cousin I believe was murder for having downsydrome (not sure on the factual evidence though, what he should be judged on is allowing pedophiles to still be named priest and mostly stay with in the church just not running one. it is sick and he is making excuses up for them talking of it being an illness and saving them from there selves. what a load of balls..... yes if its an illness then so much being gay or swniging, it is not an illness it is a sexual preference to feel sexually aroused by children.....
sorry I go on but have just talked to a Catholic priests wife for 15.hrs about it all and she is pissing me off.
the only people who have the right to fogiv is the victims of there crimes.
A catholic priests wife?
PMSL!!! You beat me to it!
Huh?!! "
Maybe they let it slide, probably delighted at a priest shagging a girl OVER 18 years of age... |
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So Nazis, foreigners, geriatrics, the infirm, Paedophiles, Paedophile protectors, Protestants & husbands can be priests? Wow.. their non-discrimination policy is second-to-none!
Mr.C |
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"you are aloud to get married with say from someone up above or if your married when you joined. he was a CofE vicar and moved to be a catholic priest."
The Catholics'll take anybody these days. |
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"So Nazis, foreigners, geriatrics, the infirm, Paedophiles, Paedophile protectors, Protestants & husbands can be priests? Wow.. their non-discrimination policy is second-to-none!
Mr.C "
Like I said above - they'Ll take anyone. The catholic church is a numbers game. More Catholics = more supposed status in the world and, far more importantly to them, MORE MONEY. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"So Nazis, foreigners, geriatrics, the infirm, Paedophiles, Paedophile protectors, Protestants & husbands can be priests? Wow.. their non-discrimination policy is second-to-none!
Mr.C "
Thats 99% of religions. People convert and are absolved of sins. That is the big hook for many, to be relieved of guilt from previous actions. |
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What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he? "
He's the pope he has the cooler car. And besides wouldn't you keep him as far away from your kids as you could! |
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he?
He's the pope he has the cooler car. And besides wouldn't you keep him as far away from your kids as you could! "
Good point. Charles does have a bloody good pair of ears to get hold of doesn't he! |
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he? "
...and it's costing the British tax payer for his visit as well, all that security etc...the Vatican must have run out of Nazi gold... |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them"
OK, I can sort of see that although millions of kids didn't join the Hitler Youth movement! BUT...
Last year, the Pope rescinded the excommunication of the holocaust-denying bishop, Richard Williamson. He has called on Williamson to recant but he has not revoked his re-admission to the Catholic church. A holocaust denier remains within the faith, WITH the Pope's blessing.
He says women are unfit to be priests, childless couples should be denied fertility treatment, embryonic stem cell research is murder, using condoms to stop the spread of HIV is immoral and gay people are not entitled to equal human rights.
That, along with Holocaust denial makes him a criminal in the UK... Why hasn't he been arrested???
I would question anyone who blindly follows a faith that has these beliefs. And before anyone says they are not blindly following, that would mean that you agree with its _iews... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he?
He's the pope he has the cooler car. And besides wouldn't you keep him as far away from your kids as you could!
Good point. Charles does have a bloody good pair of ears to get hold of doesn't he! "
Yep and a mental age of about 13 from what i can tell. Also think how hellish it would be if the pope found Harrys dressing up box! |
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"children did not have a choice of wether or not they joined hitlers young, he should not be judged on this families were killed for not joining them
OK, I can sort of see that although millions of kids didn't join the Hitler Youth movement! BUT...
Last year, the Pope rescinded the excommunication of the holocaust-denying bishop, Richard Williamson. He has called on Williamson to recant but he has not revoked his re-admission to the Catholic church. A holocaust denier remains within the faith, WITH the Pope's blessing.
He says women are unfit to be priests, childless couples should be denied fertility treatment, embryonic stem cell research is murder, using condoms to stop the spread of HIV is immoral and gay people are not entitled to equal human rights.
That, along with Holocaust denial makes him a criminal in the UK... Why hasn't he been arrested???
I would question anyone who blindly follows a faith that has these beliefs. And before anyone says they are not blindly following, that would mean that you agree with its _iews..."
It's never as simple as that though is it.
If the state comes out and says anything along the lines of 'ABC religion is supportive of crimes against against humanity, homophobia, sexism etc etc and as such it is not welcome within our borders' it will be putting itself in a position that would be difficult to retract from when a far more liberal leader of said religion is elected. We have no idea what is being said behind closed doors between representatives of the govt and the Church (CoE & RC) and we must trust our leaders to do what is right for the country and not respond with knee-jerk popularist reactions. Pressure has been borne on the RC Church to actively encourage the reporting of paedophiliac priests to the local policing authority rather than to an internal religious body.
This particular Pope seems to have lodged his mind firmly in the past as he's totally out of touch with modern issues and has just applauded Britain for it's role in WW2 ffs.
Let's hope the silly old bugger doesn't last too long and a much younger Pope succeeds him for a change. I doubt it though as all the other old decrepit gits waiting for their turn in the big chair will block any younger priests who want to jump the queue. |
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"Just taking a wee break from my sniper position at Bellahouston Park.
Having some Disco's and a glass of red as i speak.
I bet that rang a few alarm bells in MI5's monitoring office!! "
You mean along with the other 1,000,000 alerts it's had in the last few days.
Here's another one for Jodrell Bank to have listen to:
Surprise, should be a blast, never see it coming..
And I'm only referring to my sister's surprise birthday party next weekend. hehehe |
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"Just taking a wee break from my sniper position at Bellahouston Park.
Having some Disco's and a glass of red as i speak.
I bet that rang a few alarm bells in MI5's monitoring office!!
You mean along with the other 1,000,000 alerts it's had in the last few days.
Here's another one for Jodrell Bank to have listen to:
Surprise, should be a blast, never see it coming..
And I'm only referring to my sister's surprise birthday party next weekend. hehehe "
Stop sniping at me with your explosive comments, your fanatical _iews are making me blow like a bomb!!
(That'll do it! heheheh ) |
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he? "
Not that I approve of any of this nonsense but she didn't fly up from London, she flew down from Balmoral and shot straight back up there after this morning's shenanigans. |
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he?
Not that I approve of any of this nonsense but she didn't fly up from London, she flew down from Balmoral and shot straight back up there after this morning's shenanigans."
Ah, ok, so she was on her holibobs anyway and just thought she'd pop down to see the funny man in a frock. I geddit now. Ta. |
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Aha! I thought it was beat-ified... but it's not, it's be-at-ified... which means "he's at the place", "he's got it", "he's a righteous dude".. well why didn't they say that in the first place!
I thought it meant some poor bugger was gonna get the shit kicked out of him. |
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"What I don't get is why has Her Maj. had to fly up to Scotland to meet him when she's the head of the Church of England. He should have come down to London to meet her. He fookin rates himself a bit don't he?
Not that I approve of any of this nonsense but she didn't fly up from London, she flew down from Balmoral and shot straight back up there after this morning's shenanigans.
Ah, ok, so she was on her holibobs anyway and just thought she'd pop down to see the funny man in a frock. I geddit now. Ta. "
Yep, her an her hubby - the Pluke of Edinburgh. |
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" Ah, ok, so she was on her holibobs anyway and just thought she'd pop down to see the funny man in a frock. I geddit now. Ta.
Yep, her an her hubby - the Pluke of Edinburgh."
I'm actually hoping he will put his foot in it for once!!! |
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" Ah, ok, so she was on her holibobs anyway and just thought she'd pop down to see the funny man in a frock. I geddit now. Ta.
Yep, her an her hubby - the Pluke of Edinburgh.
I'm actually hoping he will put his foot in it for once!!! "
He's alleged to have asked Annabel Goldie* (aka Fat Bella) if she was wearing tartan knickers.
* Google her if you don't know the name. |
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"How come t'old lad hasn't fallen victim to Dave and his cost cutting mob??"
Cos he slipped into the country via the back door while Dave is lording it over in Belgium. He'll have buggered off by the time Cam the Man gets back. Mebbe Nick the... will be meeting the Holy Dope and they'll have a little sing song together, break some bread, bit of falling down juice, just to keep Nicky occupied while Dave's in transit. |
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The much buggered Clegg was at the Edinburgh gig this morning.
Dave, the one doing much of the buggering of said Nick, will get a shot with ratzo tomorrow. |
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"I stayed in an Edinburgh hotel last night, never seen so many dog collars in one place, and that includes fettish nights and crufts! "
You should try visiting Edinburgh during the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland in May. There are queues to get into the massage parlours and brothels. |
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